DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SupremeVictory]

Dood is wearing a Pikachu hat, ammo glasses and vest calling someone else a clown. WTF??

 

[King Nutsack]

wow, clocking gout early. He got his money, fuck all you dents!

 

[JimiHendrix]

I'm writing this from the gym, this'll be important later. On the topic of Phil power walking, I fully believe he does it. Because it's easy and it's minor. Phil's brain doesn't have the power to do real exercise, because it's hard. I can tell you right now, I don't wanna lift these heavy ass weights. But I gotta and I can make myself do it, even if it's hard, Phil can't do that, but the nigga can power walk

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I can tell you right now, I don't wanna lift these heavy ass weights.

Sorry, I’ll bite.

To be fair to Phil, nobody want to lift this heavy ass weight.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Sorry, I’ll bite.

To be fair to Phil, nobody want to lift this heavy ass weight.

I'll do it tho...

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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"You just called me a clown because I like to slap my leg to music? Well, who is the real clown? Because you just got fucking banned, stupid asshole"

Lmao that sentence makes no sense, he literally goes "no u" and then LIMBs him and that in his mind makes him win, it would be like if someone said he has massive tits and Phil responded "well it's you who has massive tits because you just got banned"

It's the Friday The 13th video all over again. Phil can't think of a real comeback, so instead he bans the guy (or in the case of the former, mutes him), insults him and laughs in order to protect that glass ego.

Mature adult here, folks.

 

[Chernabog3000]

And why are the ps5, neck brace, switch and xbox series x boxes "meaningful" exactly dave? That you have managed to buy both of the new consoles? Is it some pathetic attempt to flex your "gamer" status? The only meaning he cares about is how much money he has spent and it looks tacky at best

What's great is he spent a good 5 minutes ranting today about how "kids" and "teenage streamers" (anyone younger, more successful and smarter than phil) all have the same silly backgrounds. Flexing there led lights and having the same setup as everyone else.

Witch is laughable. Considering you can get an overkill amount of led strip lighting and even remote controlled bulbs for under 40 or 50 bucks these days. But even more funny when a 40 year old fucking man is accusing "teenager" and or "kid streamers" of flexing with their copycat background generic led background/decor aesthetic has like 1200$ worth of empty next gen tech boxes as his fucking backdrop.

That and the fucking soundproofing. The fucking pre order collectibles. How fucking make clueless could you fucking be. You bought that most generic shitck their was Phil. To a pathetic degree. Youre backdrop looks like a dollar store attempt at exactly what every other average Joe fucking streamer has.

If Phil could, he'd decorate his background with wwe champions card like they were fucking funko pops.

He's no fucking different cept actually he is. Cause at least those other people have some sort of personality you can see shine throu there generic decorating. Phil has a bunch of pre-order shit has and empty console boxes. Over hype day one flash in the pain fuck empty box faced dave Burnell. You could buy a streamer background kit and come across more authentic than his ludicrous display of pretending to be unique and flexing a bunch of over priced shit he dosent appreciate in the first place.

 

[ZehnBoat]

What's great is he spent a good 5 minutes ranting today about how "kids" and "teenage streamers" (anyone younger, more successful and smarter than phil) all have the same silly backgrounds. Flexing there led lights and having the same setup as everyone else.

how would he know what they do? he doesn't have time to watch them.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Congratulations, Phil.

Gee, I wonder what this is all about?

Edit: for those unaware, he's talking about OBS, not actually playing Stray on his PC. Still, very much a HINT, HINT.

 

[PieceofShet]

Congratulations, Phil.

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Gee, I wonder what this is all about?

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Is he playing on pc? Cause if not, that makes no sense.

 

[JimiHendrix]

"maxing out my CPU"

• OS: Windows 10
• Processor: Intel Core i5-2300 | AMD FX-6350
• Memory: 8 GB RAM
• Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 650 Ti, 2 GB | AMD Radeon R7 360, 2 GB
• DirectX: Version 12
• Storage: 10 GB available space

he serious?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Congratulations, Phil.

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Gee, I wonder what this is all about?

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He's suddenly playing on PC?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He's suddenly playing on PC?

He hasn't played a game on his PC in years (as far as we know) wonder what suddenly brought this on, is he now going to talk about needing a really good CPU for his next set-up?

Probably has no idea how to optimise it considering how little he knows about PCs.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Had him on in the background but my take from listening to it is that Phil is a faggot, Jasper is a cat, the games graphics and lighting are so good its making his computer flip out despite streaming way more demanding titles with PS5's Demons's Souls Remake and plenty of other high graphic shit through it.

And yeah, it's a walking cat simulator. WEWWWWWW.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

He hasn't played a game on his PC in years (as far as we know) wonder what suddenly brought this on, is he now going to talk about needing a really good CPU for his next set-up?

Probably has no idea how to optimise it considering how little he knows about PCs.

Last time I remember him playing games on it was TF2 for Halloween 2020. Got the shit trolled out of him too.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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"You just called me a clown because I like to slap my leg to music? Well, who is the real clown? Because you just got fucking banned, stupid asshole"

Lmao that sentence makes no sense, he literally goes "no u" and then LIMBs him and that in his mind makes him win, it would be like if someone said he has massive tits and Phil responded "well it's you who has massive tits because you just got banned"

This really makes me miss the Wings "banworld" video on Youtube stuff like this is some of the best lolcow content. Does he not own a single mirror? I know he looks at himself in OBS every 20 seconds come on Phil have a little self awareness.

 

[DukeMorty]

The only way his cpu is being used at max is if the bitrate of his is high and if the game has a lot of detail to render so his capture device is struggling with his PC. Usually, this happens if the game you are capturing has a lot of movement and detail like shooters or action based games. The thing is this game doesnt seem to have a lot of action happening so I dont think that is the issue.

It seems his PC is actually dying on him. Not surprised since he confirmed he never opened his PC for 8 YEARS. I doubt he even vaccums/air duster the filters or fans from the outside since he stated he never cleans his room or his consoles. So, I know he doesn't clean his PC let alone run some type of disk clean up software, update drivers, or update programs.

So he never got an oil change because he thought BMW was supposed to email him that notification, paid a guy to install his curtains/tv wall mount in his home, Rambo had to set up his OBS over 8 years ago, his fans make borders/thumbnails/intro videos, orders food through doordash, and now he needs someone to build him a PC because he couldnt maintain his equipment for his JOB. Phil you are the laziest piece of garbage in human history, I wouldnt be surprised if Kat wipes your ass after taking a dump.

 

[Grammatik]

That setup tho...

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

I couldn't resist.
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This is fucking glorious.

 

[Robust User]

That setup tho...

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That ps5 has got to be full of cat hair and pigroach fur by now. Otherwise, complete garbage setup. I wouldn't expect any less from DarksydePhil.