Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Not the fruit, just look at the site logo.
He sure showed us:
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I really want to know what influenced Keffals to desire being internet famous. He has no charisma, no smarts or interesting takes, he isn't funny in the slightest. He has absolutely no positive traits that are associated with creating a following online as a streamer or anything like that. He rides completely on the coattails of his tranny-ness; if you took him being a tranny away from the equation, you're left with fucking nothing. Even his twitter account is only 'successful' due to him constantly talking 24/7, 365 about brewing HRT concoctions for kiddies to guzzle.
 
I really want to know what influenced Keffals to desire being internet famous. He has no charisma, no smarts or interesting takes, he isn't funny in the slightest. He has absolutely no positive traits that are associated with creating a following online as a streamer or anything like that. He rides completely on the coattails of his tranny-ness; if you took him being a tranny away from the equation, you're left with fucking nothing. Even his twitter account is only 'successful' due to him constantly talking 24/7, 365 about brewing HRT concoctions for kiddies to guzzle.
Chose some of the typical trooning out reasons like mental illness, parental neglect, drug abuse, or porn addiction and it makes more sense. The fact that he also has literally no practical skills and his impractical skills like gaming also being extremely poor means that his best options for making money are porn and being an e celeb. He’s already failed at porn and he’s too good to work a wagie job, so being an e celeb is the only option. He will have to set aside money most likely to get by later in life with the same standard of living, but we’ve not really seen what happens to big streamers once they’ve faded yet due to the new nature of streaming culture. If his income significantly fades, I could really see a 41% arc since he’s so reliant on abusing the absolute fuck out of drugs, but the Canadian government is cucked and would likely reattach his tugboat.
 
No don't fucking do that. It fucks up the entire line and dozens of people get stuck on the tracks possibly for hours.
Alright the fact is you don’t have to fail at suicide if you don’t want to. If you have the desire to die you just die. There is no ‘attempt at suicide’ there is either you kill yourself or you are just seeking attention. I mean fuck just get a goddamn shotgun
 
I really want to know what influenced Keffals to desire being internet famous. He has no charisma, no smarts or interesting takes, he isn't funny in the slightest. He has absolutely no positive traits that are associated with creating a following online as a streamer or anything like that. He rides completely on the coattails of his tranny-ness; if you took him being a tranny away from the equation, you're left with fucking nothing. Even his twitter account is only 'successful' due to him constantly talking 24/7, 365 about brewing HRT concoctions for kiddies to guzzle.
He has what's left of his his dad's retirement fund to buy bots with, what else could you possibly need?
No don't fucking do that. It fucks up the entire line and dozens of people get stuck on the tracks possibly for hours.
That's exactly the kind of attention the trannies want, though, the type that would put their name on a headline and annoy and inconvenience everyone involved at the same time.

In fact, i would say it's probably the worst thing they can do, imagine how many headlines and annoyed people there would be if just like 1% of troons decided to jump in front of trains at the same time! The would show everybody! The world would be so peeved! It would be front page news for weeks!
 
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No don't fucking do that. It fucks up the entire line and dozens of people get stuck on the tracks possibly for hours.
would you pull a lever to divert a fully functional trolley onto a side track with a tranny laying on the tracks as suicide bait, but the train will come to a screeching halt after running over said tranny and delay the passengers' stops for hours? :geek:
 
I also welcome any troon allies of Lucas in the thread. Listen to what we have to say, and you, too, may become saved from the grooming being done to you.

And if not, then you can cope and seethe and potentially dilate as you realize that nothing you can say or do here will stop the ridicule Lucas or yourself will receive. Let this be your (likely first) taste of the real world.

You will never be real women. And any playing along that "allies" do to spare your pitiful feelings? Lies. Falsehoods spun to oblige the sorry state of the world your very own kind have imposed.

But we honest farmers do not lie to you. We tell you the hard truths because we care. So seethe, because when you do, the healing can commence. :)
On this same note,

Keffals fans/"allies"/people from the ranch, I have a message for ya, but I'll hide it so I'm not shitting up the thread.

Welcome to the farms. A lot of what you hear about this place is true, but a vast majority of it is false. This place is "safe space" for people to shoot the shit, bust each other's chops, gossip and laugh at anyone, everyone, ourselves, and quite often people who take themselves way too seriously.

That's you. And me as well. This shit y'all do, constant arguments online, the "ratio" obsession, the constant attempts to dunk on people for social media likes, arguing with people online and offline, constantly reaching for snappy comebacks, having people live rent free in your head, it's not good for you. I'm not criticizing you, I'm describing the same shit I went through. It's self destructive, and messes with your mind in ways I didn't understand at the time.

Social media is a diluted poison. You may not notice it at first but the more you consume it, the more it will make you feel like hell all the time. Tired, snappy and agitated, argumentative over stupid shit......
My point is, the best thing you can do for yourself is take a couple weeks and disconnect from the internet. Go amish. It should be more than 14 days, the mind will start to heal after a bit but it has to rest before it can heal and that'll take a few days. But with your mind out of the news, out of the fights, out of the politics and squabbles, you'll start to gain a clear insight on what is actually meaningful, and what is meaningless bullshit.

Fifteen years ago someone I loved and trusted tried to groom me into becoming trans. I was a bit away from buying "titty skittles" online, but my internet went out and I was forced to take two weeks off and collect my thoughts. I realized that the person pushing me to do this was trying to live vicariously through me, to make up for fucking up their own messed up life, and using my emotional neediness to pressure me into trying to make them happy, and me becoming trans for them would make them happy. But that's for them. Not for me. They were trying to live my life instead of me living my life. Trying to use me to have a second try at the life they screwed up.
My body, my choice, right? Their issues, their bad choices, those are not my choices, so I should not suffer the consequences of their bad choices. They're not yours either. You have ONE life to live. Don't let someone else live it for you after they fucked up theirs. I'm not gonna tell you to join a religion or some self help group or whatever. just take a break, collect yourself, and take the reins of your life back from anyone who wants to drive your life how they want and not how you want.
You got this. It's your life, go live it.

ps: one of the best ways to piss off someone who is abusive or controlling is to live your life and be happy even if you have to fake the smile. Their asshurt at your smile will make it real.
 
On this same note,

Keffals fans/"allies"/people from the ranch, I have a message for ya, but I'll hide it so I'm not shitting up the thread.

Welcome to the farms. A lot of what you hear about this place is true, but a vast majority of it is false. This place is "safe space" for people to shoot the shit, bust each other's chops, gossip and laugh at anyone, everyone, ourselves, and quite often people who take themselves way too seriously.

That's you. And me as well. This shit y'all do, constant arguments online, the "ratio" obsession, the constant attempts to dunk on people for social media likes, arguing with people online and offline, constantly reaching for snappy comebacks, having people live rent free in your head, it's not good for you. I'm not criticizing you, I'm describing the same shit I went through. It's self destructive, and messes with your mind in ways I didn't understand at the time.

Social media is a diluted poison. You may not notice it at first but the more you consume it, the more it will make you feel like hell all the time. Tired, snappy and agitated, argumentative over stupid shit......
My point is, the best thing you can do for yourself is take a couple weeks and disconnect from the internet. Go amish. It should be more than 14 days, the mind will start to heal after a bit but it has to rest before it can heal and that'll take a few days. But with your mind out of the news, out of the fights, out of the politics and squabbles, you'll start to gain a clear insight on what is actually meaningful, and what is meaningless bullshit.

Fifteen years ago someone I loved and trusted tried to groom me into becoming trans. I was a bit away from buying "titty skittles" online, but my internet went out and I was forced to take two weeks off and collect my thoughts. I realized that the person pushing me to do this was trying to live vicariously through me, to make up for fucking up their own messed up life, and using my emotional neediness to pressure me into trying to make them happy, and me becoming trans for them would make them happy. But that's for them. Not for me. They were trying to live my life instead of me living my life. Trying to use me to have a second try at the life they screwed up.
My body, my choice, right? Their issues, their bad choices, those are not my choices, so I should not suffer the consequences of their bad choices. They're not yours either. You have ONE life to live. Don't let someone else live it for you after they fucked up theirs. I'm not gonna tell you to join a religion or some self help group or whatever. just take a break, collect yourself, and take the reins of your life back from anyone who wants to drive your life how they want and not how you want.
You got this. It's your life, go live it.

ps: one of the best ways to piss off someone who is abusive or controlling is to live your life and be happy even if you have to fake the smile. Their asshurt at your smile will make it real.
Nice try EVIL FAR RIGHT NAZI HATER BUT NO ONE IS BUYING IT. TRUE HECKIN TRANNY LOVING FREE SPIRITS SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES!
 
I really want to know what influenced Keffals to desire being internet famous. He has no charisma, no smarts or interesting takes, he isn't funny in the slightest. He has absolutely no positive traits that are associated with creating a following online as a streamer or anything like that. He rides completely on the coattails of his tranny-ness; if you took him being a tranny away from the equation, you're left with fucking nothing. Even his twitter account is only 'successful' due to him constantly talking 24/7, 365 about brewing HRT concoctions for kiddies to guzzle.
I've always wondered, what will happen when these troons get old? There is so much narcissim and vanity going into trannyism.
 
My thanks to all the kiwis who sat through all 7 hours shit pile of a stream to get all the good bits out. I can't imagine wasting 7 hours watching a troon coping and seething when you could've done something else more enjoyable.
Reposting this for posterity. Put your sound to cringe.

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D-did he just reach down his pant for his penis, on stream?
Classic troon behavior.
 
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