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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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And starting as soon as I can tomorrow, I plan to talk to my mom and my aunt about forming a plan to keep me from ever going to a group home
Your iq is a few notches above clinically retarded and you had to spend the entirety of your education in the special education class where you were callous and petty enough to somehow view yourself as better than your peers.

You aren't allowed to answer your front door.

You have a surprisingly vicious and anti social personality for someone of your intellectual level.

You cannot be trusted with money and frequently have it stolen by scammers.

It took literal years for anyone to successfully convince you that you have been scammed before but you promptly continue to be scammed.

You cannot take care of yourself on a hygienic level at minimum and I suspect an autonomous level as well considering you rotted all your teeth drinking soda. Does your family visit to clean your room for you?

How do you expect to be a functioning adult? How are you ever, EVER going to convince them that your best hope of survival isn't in a group home?
 
I won't actually let them see this website though and I won't mention it by name, either.
Prey tell why not?
Could it be perhaps that your mom and aunt may use this site as justifiable evidence that you do indeed need to be placed into a care facility at some point sooner or later for your own safety?
Either when they both pass or become too infirmed to look after you anymore, let alone themselves...
Reading the hundreds of posts made by various users over the years providing strong valid argument that supports the fact that you can't function independently as an adult and would be best suited for such a re-homing with trained staff caring for you round the clock, as opposed to your counter argument, which I can only assume will just be "BUT I DON'T WANNA! I'M CYNTHIA HANSON! SOMETHING SOMETHING MR. WOGGLEBUG!" accompanied by your usual petulance and monotone whine.

You know how your family never tell you about anything of real importance because you couldn't give a shit much less understand it, well...
It's almost a guarantee that arrangements have already been made booking you into a reasonably priced care home for when they both inevitably kick the bucket, I would imagined preparations had been finalized and paid for in advance years if not decades ago without your knowledge, in fear that you would freak the fuck out like a 300lb toddler.

Unless you pull your socks up and your finger out your ass and show them that you can take care of yourself independent of their constant assistance and supervision ie doing your own laundry, cleaning your own apartment, cooking for yourself, going food shopping and using public transportation all by yourself like a big girl then what choice do they really have but to place you into an assisted living facility?
No seriously @WogglebugLover, who else is going to pick up, clean up, pay for and feed you when they're gone?
What would you suggest they do?
Flog you and their duties off to your siblings?
Hell if your aunt and mother don't put you up in a care home I'm positive the rest of your family will.
For once in your life take some fucking responsibility and initiative!
For your own sake!
And the Wogglebug is not gay as long as I don't want him to be, because he isn't real.
Ok, and the Wogglebug is gay as long as I want him to be, because he isn't real and you don't have control over what anybody thinks!
Hell you don't even own him, he is public domain!
You seriously need to grow up already, that is if you don't want to move...
 
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ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.



EDIT: The abundantly softhearted @WogglebugLover has requested I upload this revised version of the video, removing the phrase "Marriage is between a man and a woman only."

 
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ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.

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He annunciates "I am STRAIGHT" like our dear Chris Chan so many years ago.

History repeats itself it seems.

Also, @WogglebugLover for someone who hates Christianity, the belief of marriage being only between a man and a woman is a very Christian belief to hold. Why deny your heritage?
 
ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.

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From the diary of Mr. HM Wogglebug TE:
Guys I am worried after what my homie Frogman did. Me and Frogman were bored one day so we got together and always said no homo. We adopted Sylvie and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to Frogman and we fuck, it's good, and I said no homo. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no homo I am shocked. I asked him to say no homo but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell Sylvie that?
 
ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.

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Same energy as a 2000s culture war republican caught in a gay scandal and trying to deny:
 
And starting as soon as I can tomorrow, I plan to talk to my mom and my aunt about forming a plan to keep me from ever going to a group home, including after they are both gone. I won't actually let them see this website though and I won't mention it by name, either.
Yeah good luck with that. You can't take care of yourself, you need somebody to look after your money, you don't know how to clean up or cook for yourself and you expect them to do what about it? Hire somebody to do that when they're dead? And not even when they're dead, when they're too old to do that and YOU should be the one helping them with stuff around the home.

The fact that you can't see this shows you're not capable of living on your own. You WILL either wind up in a group home or wind up on the streets. Nobody is coming to take care of you when you're too old to do it for yourself. So it's your choice. Either start working on cleaning up your place, cooking your food and doing laundry or wind up in a group home with the rest of the retards.

ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.

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Brilliantly done. As I said, the more he tries to deny his blatant love for Froggie, the more obvious it becomes. And he was channeling some Chris-Chan energy there with how he stated he was STRAIGHT and not gay. Could have used more Optimus Prime though. Maybe in the background.

Same energy as a 2000s culture war republican caught in a gay scandal and trying to deny:
Oh yeah this guy. What is it with these Republican senators that wind up getting caught wanting to have sex with men?
 
ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.

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:story: :story: :story:

Fucking gold.
 
ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.

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Oh dear me! I saw this and gasped. I was so shocked that ai truely feel the need to post this here as well as from my personal messages to you Cynthia.

The plushie is adorable and i am quiet thrilled for you. I am also very glad you are speaking to your family about the assosted living situation and how you WILL NOT live in a group home. I believe you should live on your own!

I am also glad that you announced that the woggle bug is not gay However... im afraid i was quiet horrified at the statement "marriage is between a man and a woman". I was horrified and shocked. That is simply not true legally and morally. Worst of all. My sister is gay and engaged to be married next year. Im afraid it would be an insult to my own flesh and blood to be a fan or yours after such a statement... i do not disagree that the wogglebug is straight, but I cannot be a fan of such a homophobic statement. I am so sorry and wish you the best of luck :(
 
I just got off the phone with my mother. I did not tell her anything about this website, and I also did not mention anything about a group home. I instead just started out by telling her I wanted to talk about the future for me for when she is not able to fulfill certain needs for me. She said she has been thinking about the future also. And she assured me that she and my aunt have a plan in mind for all three of us to movie somewhere else and live more closely together within 1 to 5 years from now. And she said that she knows she won't live forever and that if anything should happen to her before then that my aunt will step in for me for her, and she said my aunt has at least a good 20 years left. And she told me about how my cousin who is three years younger than me and is my aunt's middle son and has moved to another state with his wife and two kids may in about year be able to have all three of us move down there with him and live on some property he has. And I would still have my own personal space there. She said we have to wait at least year in case my cousin moves again from his current house there. She also told me about another cousin who is much older than me who is about to sell her house most likely but plans to stay in the state has some property we could live together on. And I admit while I have come to really love living in my apartment, it's like my mom said during our conversation, I shouldn't have to pay so much rent for the rest of my life, and so their plan is for her and my aunt and me to all move somewhere else in a number of years from now. And she said, until then we all just have to hang in there. I can at least tell you with honesty that she never brought up anything about a group home any more than I did during our conversation. And I didn't think she would, either. She does NOT see me the way you all seem to see me. She sees me more as how I see myself. I'm sure it's safe to say I won't ever be going to a group home in my whole life. My family and I will likely move to where my cousin and his family lives in a few more years and I'll still live independantly but still be well taken care of also.

I know this has to be a major disappointment to all of you who just don't want to see me succeed with my dreams.

And as for the Wogglebug video of him making his statement that he is not gay. It was the order for my Fiverr gig I mentioned about before. I did suspect it was @Andrew Neiman who had placed the order. And I only had Patrick record exactly what the script said that @Andrew Neiman wrote and not me. I just typically do not alter my customers words in messages. And just so you know, Patrick works for me for free, and he actually even declined to share profits with me from the Fiverr gig when I offered to when I got started with it.
 
I just got off the phone with my mother. I did not tell her anything about this website, and I also did not mention anything about a group home. I instead just started out by telling her I wanted to talk about the future for me for when she is not able to fulfill certain needs for me. She said she has been thinking about the future also. And she assured me that she and my aunt have a plan in mind for all three of us to movie somewhere else and live more closely together within 1 to 5 years from now. And she said that she knows she won't live forever and that if anything should happen to her before then that my aunt will step in for me for her, and she said my aunt has at least a good 20 years left. And she told me about how my cousin who is three years younger than me and is my aunt's middle son and has moved to another state with his wife and two kids may in about year be able to have all three of us move down there with him and live on some property he has. And I would still have my own personal space there. She said we have to wait at least year in case my cousin moves again from his current house there. She also told me about another cousin who is much older than me who is about to sell her house most likely but plans to stay in the state has some property we could live together on. And I admit while I have come to really love living in my apartment, it's like my mom said during our conversation, I shouldn't have to pay so much rent for the rest of my life, and so their plan is for her and my aunt and me to all move somewhere else in a number of years from now. And she said, until then we all just have to hang in there. I can at least tell you with honesty that she never brought up anything about a group home any more than I did during our conversation. And I didn't think she would, either. She does NOT see me the way you all seem to see me. She sees me more as how I see myself. I'm sure it's safe to say I won't ever be going to a group home in my whole life. My family and I will likely move to where my cousin and his family lives in a few more years and I'll still live independantly but still be well taken care of also.

I know this has to be a major disappointment to all of you who just don't want to see me succeed with my dreams.

And as for the Wogglebug video of him making his statement that he is not gay. It was the order for my Fiverr gig I mentioned about before. I did suspect it was @Andrew Neiman who had placed the order. And I only had Patrick record exactly what the script said that @Andrew Neiman wrote and not me. I just typically do not alter my customers words in messages. And just so you know, Patrick works for me for free, and he actually even declined to share profits with me from the Fiverr gig when I offered to when I got started with it.
Holy fuck, Cynthia. You're really such a charm in investigating crap in shit still going for like 6 months or more.
And... not shipping in Mexico hurts me bad. Quería un peluche de Wogglebug y me lo arruinaste. Eres un verdadero demonio.
 
I just got off the phone with my mother. I did not tell her anything about this website, and I also did not mention anything about a group home. I instead just started out by telling her I wanted to talk about the future for me for when she is not able to fulfill certain needs for me. She said she has been thinking about the future also. And she assured me that she and my aunt have a plan in mind for all three of us to movie somewhere else and live more closely together within 1 to 5 years from now. And she said that she knows she won't live forever and that if anything should happen to her before then that my aunt will step in for me for her, and she said my aunt has at least a good 20 years left. And she told me about how my cousin who is three years younger than me and is my aunt's middle son and has moved to another state with his wife and two kids may in about year be able to have all three of us move down there with him and live on some property he has. And I would still have my own personal space there. She said we have to wait at least year in case my cousin moves again from his current house there. She also told me about another cousin who is much older than me who is about to sell her house most likely but plans to stay in the state has some property we could live together on. And I admit while I have come to really love living in my apartment, it's like my mom said during our conversation, I shouldn't have to pay so much rent for the rest of my life, and so their plan is for her and my aunt and me to all move somewhere else in a number of years from now. And she said, until then we all just have to hang in there. I can at least tell you with honesty that she never brought up anything about a group home any more than I did during our conversation. And I didn't think she would, either. She does NOT see me the way you all seem to see me. She sees me more as how I see myself. I'm sure it's safe to say I won't ever be going to a group home in my whole life. My family and I will likely move to where my cousin and his family lives in a few more years and I'll still live independantly but still be well taken care of also.
So in other words you plan on having somebody in your family take care of you and when your mom and aunt die you've got cousins who will step in to help you.

You're a real piece of work you know that? NOBODY should be doing these things for a grown ass woman. You should be doing it for yourself and giving your mom a bit of a break. Or even better still offering to go to your mom's house and helping her clean and cook and do stuff like that. I don't know about you but most people take a little pride in being able to do stuff for themselves. You on the other hand spend your entire day sitting in front of your PC or watching TV. Time you could be spending cooking, cleaning or offering to help your mom.

I honestly have pity for your mom and aunt having to take care of an adult baby like you. You really need to grow up and take responsibility for yourself.
 
I know this has to be a major disappointment to all of you who just don't want to see me succeed with my dreams.
Dreams of what? Becoming a human parasite to a man who already has the responsibility of a family? Your mother is as delusional as you are if she actually believes a man with a young family is going to care for his aging aunt and her mentally challenged woman child daughter on top of caring for his elderly mother. The absolute fucking entitlement of you for wanting to rob your mother and aunt of what should be their golden years, then seeing fit to be pawned off to another relative who you no doubt will expect to wipe your ass for you.

I’m honestly quite at a loss for words.

Oh also good to see that Woggie is Christian!
 
First of all, hi Cynthia. You may have heard of me. Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show. Did some other shows too, even a movie. And this Wogglebug thing? Honestly, I've seen worse. This might be good to watch while stoned. Very stoned. I'll run it by my old roommate, he likes to get stoned. I wonder if he'd watch it with me, it'd be like old times...

Ok, enough autism. I caught up at a great time, what a thrill ride of a thread. The nerve of her mom passing her around to extended family members, some with families of their own. What's to keep them from putting her in a home when they tire of cleaning up after her and her poor dog? I don't know about the rest of the family, but the mother sounds like she lives in denial and has codependency. I have to wonder how she herself lives.

I can't believe I missed out on the Kiwi Kolumbus meetup :heart-empty: Even if it is a shitty part of town (that's not saying much tbh). Don't be fooled by the assessment that her apartment looks nice. Maybe from the outside, but it appears to be part of Bayberry Place Townhomes, which has a lot of complaints about roach infestations according to google reviews. Woggie is breeding... :cryblood:

Press play, it should be cued up to the correct scene:


My very first encounter with the Woggle Bug in the wild! And it's in a film made by the madman and part-time softcore pornographer who filmed the Thumbelina insert in Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny!
Late, but holy shit I can't wait to watch this, thank you. Santa & the Ice Cream Bunny is one of my favorite riffs. I've broken minds with it. This guy playing Wogglebug is so punchable. Just as Mr. Baum intended.
 
ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.

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It's far more beautiful than I could have ever dreamt...
Bravo!
 
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I don't know about the rest of the family, but the mother sounds like she lives in denial and has codependency. I have to wonder how she herself lives..
In light of recent events, there is 100% some sort of codependency going on. I’ve seen it before in parents who have somewhat ‘high functioning’ mentally challenged children, it breeds monsters like Cherie (and Chris if we’re going to extremes). Initially I was thinking that perhaps mum was afraid of some sort of retaliation from a 300lb antisocial personality with tard rage, but I stand corrected. After all, these feelings of entitlement didn’t just occur in Cherie organically. I would be interested to know more of the family dynamics. Why is Auntie devoting so much time to Cherie when she has at least three children and grandchildren of her own? Does she owe mum for something? Her other family members seem at least a little well off, so it seems odd.
 
What would you suggest they do?
Flog you and their duties off to your siblings?
Hell if your aunt and mother don't put you up in a care home I'm positive the rest of your family will.
Cherie's older and much more successful sister isn't going to take care of her, and I sincerely doubt that her little cousins will either.

ATTENTION! There has been much confusion lately regarding the Wogglebug's sexual orientation. Some people have spread a false rumor that the Wogglebug practices perverse and unnatural sexual activities with his good friend, the Frogman! However, I hope this official announcement from the Wogglebug will help resolve any misunderstandings once and for all.

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Cherie "Marriage Is Between a Man and a Woman Only" Hapney has now proven her homophobia. :story:

I just got off the phone with my mother. I did not tell her anything about this website, and I also did not mention anything about a group home. I instead just started out by telling her I wanted to talk about the future for me for when she is not able to fulfill certain needs for me. She said she has been thinking about the future also. And she assured me that she and my aunt have a plan in mind for all three of us to movie somewhere else and live more closely together within 1 to 5 years from now. And she said that she knows she won't live forever and that if anything should happen to her before then that my aunt will step in for me for her, and she said my aunt has at least a good 20 years left. And she told me about how my cousin who is three years younger than me and is my aunt's middle son and has moved to another state with his wife and two kids may in about year be able to have all three of us move down there with him and live on some property he has. And I would still have my own personal space there. She said we have to wait at least year in case my cousin moves again from his current house there. She also told me about another cousin who is much older than me who is about to sell her house most likely but plans to stay in the state has some property we could live together on. And I admit while I have come to really love living in my apartment, it's like my mom said during our conversation, I shouldn't have to pay so much rent for the rest of my life, and so their plan is for her and my aunt and me to all move somewhere else in a number of years from now. And she said, until then we all just have to hang in there. I can at least tell you with honesty that she never brought up anything about a group home any more than I did during our conversation. And I didn't think she would, either. She does NOT see me the way you all seem to see me. She sees me more as how I see myself. I'm sure it's safe to say I won't ever be going to a group home in my whole life. My family and I will likely move to where my cousin and his family lives in a few more years and I'll still live independantly but still be well taken care of also.

I know this has to be a major disappointment to all of you who just don't want to see me succeed with my dreams.

And as for the Wogglebug video of him making his statement that he is not gay. It was the order for my Fiverr gig I mentioned about before. I did suspect it was @Andrew Neiman who had placed the order. And I only had Patrick record exactly what the script said that @Andrew Neiman wrote and not me. I just typically do not alter my customers words in messages. And just so you know, Patrick works for me for free, and he actually even declined to share profits with me from the Fiverr gig when I offered to when I got started with it.
This doesn't cover what happens when mommy and auntie are gone. You really think a cousin is just going to have an obese 50+ year-old toddler living in their attic indefinitely, especially once your mom and aunt are gone? "I didn't bring up the group home and neither did she, and because we didn't talk about what happens once they're gone, I therefore will never go to a group home, and also my mommy sees me as a very stable genius." :story:

Anyway, I like how her plan for all of you is to mooch off of family members. I also like that you, a woman in your 30s, have no say whatsoever in any of these plans. But you get to be "independant" [sic] and "well taken care of also" while you waste your life fantasizing about a giant cockroach. Those sure are some dreams you're succeeding with!

How do you know that Patrick isn't Andrew Neiman...?
:thinking:
I can't believe I missed out on the Kiwi Kolumbus meetup :heart-empty: Even if it is a shitty part of town (that's not saying much tbh). Don't be fooled by the assessment that her apartment looks nice. Maybe from the outside, but it appears to be part of Bayberry Place Townhomes, which has a lot of complaints about roach infestations according to google reviews. Woggie is breeding... :cryblood:
It is.; we've had her address for years. As for the Kolumbus Kiwi meetup, we usually do the hibachi place down the road. Cherie has an open invitation (to dinner, not the orgy!), but she never shows up. :heart-empty:

In light of recent events, there is 100% some sort of codependency going on. I’ve seen it before in parents who have somewhat ‘high functioning’ mentally challenged children, it breeds monsters like Cherie (and Chris if we’re going to extremes). Initially I was thinking that perhaps mum was afraid of some sort of retaliation from a 300lb antisocial personality with tard rage, but I stand corrected. After all, these feelings of entitlement didn’t just occur in Cherie organically. I would be interested to know more of the family dynamics. Why is Auntie devoting so much time to Cherie when she has at least three children and grandchildren of her own? Does she owe mum for something? Her other family members seem at least a little well off, so it seems odd.
We don't know much about the aunt and her family - I'm not sure anyone has ever bothered to look beyond names, to be honest - but mommy married a much older man (Cherie's father) who had at least one daughter from a previous message and ran a no-tell motel. Mommy is at or near retirement age, but still works because Cherie is an expensive leech (who throws a ton of that money away to boot). Mom also seems extremely ignorant, albeit not to the same degree as Cherie, especially when it comes to technology and all of the things that her daughter gets up to. She definitely seems needy and dependent in ways I can't really verbalize, at least from what I've seen.
 
In light of recent events, there is 100% some sort of codependency going on. I’ve seen it before in parents who have somewhat ‘high functioning’ mentally challenged children, it breeds monsters like Cherie (and Chris if we’re going to extremes). Initially I was thinking that perhaps mum was afraid of some sort of retaliation from a 300lb antisocial personality with tard rage, but I stand corrected. After all, these feelings of entitlement didn’t just occur in Cherie organically. I would be interested to know more of the family dynamics. Why is Auntie devoting so much time to Cherie when she has at least three children and grandchildren of her own? Does she owe mum for something? Her other family members seem at least a little well off, so it seems odd.
Part of me gets it why her mom is doing this for her. Most parents, even though their kids are adults, still feel the need to take care of them in one way or another. I mean I know that if I was in dire straits I could turn to my parents and they'd probably help me no questions asked. They're parents. But if I asked my mom to come over, cook my meals, clean my home and do my laundry she'd tell me to do it myself as she should. Just like Cynthia's mom should tell her to do these things herself.

This, if nothing else, is why Cynthia belongs in a home.
 
Oh also good to see that Woggie is Christian!
Woggie is no Christian any more than I am. His voice actor is apparently (I suspect Patrick is Catholic) but that just isn't the same.

I do not weigh 300lbs. I never did. I never will. As I was very thin for most of my life until around 2017. And I fully intend to get back to being in shape again before I reach the age of 40. At the moment I'm still a little less than 220lbs.

I don't actually have an older sister anymore, if you will remember. And as far as I have ever known, my mother never married my father at all. Before or after I was born. And I don't recall ever seeing them in love with each other, either. They mostly just had a working relationship.

My mother doesn't cook for me all the time, or every day. Only once every other week or so, and only a certain thing I like. Otherwise, she either brings me takeout food, or I make something for myself, and I know how to use a microwave and so I always keep a supply of frozen dinners in the freezer. And I do know how to do laundry as I learned when I first moved out and did my own for a while. But then what happened was my aunt started taking my laundry and doing for me because she insisted on it, and now it's my mom who does it and I just got used to that. However, whenever we move as long as the washer and dryer I have won't be located in the basement as they are now, I will likely be willing to do it all on my own. And there isn't an actual plan to move to where my cousins live at the moment. As my mom said we must at least 1 to 5 years and just hang in there until then. But if we did, we wouldn't be living directly with them. Just close to their house and on their property they now have. And I wouldn't live in no one's attic, but have at least my own personal space located in the same house as my mom and aunt, as she explained to me.

And I told you, I didn't actually write the words for Woggie in that particular video because it was for a Fiverr order taht @Andrew Neiman placed.

I don't actually know if such a meetup actually takes place around the area I live in, but if it does you won't ever see me at it, I promise you.

And I don't care how judgmental you all apparently are of me. I still accept myself the way I am.
 
I will likely be willing to do it all on my own
The way you word things is interesting. Most people would just say 'I'll do it myself' but you've added two qualifiers. Like, you're going to try to think about doing it. Maybe.

Is your cousin even aware that you're all planning on rocking up at some point?

Also because I'm a nice person here's some advice: if you're trying to lose weight then not getting takeout is a good place to start 🙂
 
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