The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Got Milk!]

No fucking way he's renting a room or something furnished. He'll get evicted in a month.

Most evictions take 90+ days due to legalities but I agree he will probably be gone asap.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I knew it, I called it he was renting a room. That's why pantsu has the dog, he couldn't take it to the person's house. It's also why he used the "dog defense" for not being broke up.

"YOU DUMB FAN FICFAGS I WOULD NEVERRR LET MEIGH TAKE MY DOG"

He's such a pathological liar and it's just like his college degree. He has no degree, he did not graduate. He got to shame walk, something they commonly do for students who fucked up. So instead of showing his diploma on camera, he showed his pictures of him at his literally fake ceremony. They always use some kind of truth to establish their lie.

 

[Chode]

So he's going to be house sitting for baked while he's in jail but is relegated to the cuck shed until then?

 

[Got Milk!]

So he's going to be house sitting for baked while he's in jail but is relegated to the cuck shed until then?

The Gunter-in-law suite

 

[Jump]

No fucking way he's renting a room or something furnished. He'll get evicted in a month.

Flophouses,boarding houses, rooming houses, what ever you want to call them operate under hotel laws.
They are furnished with flea ridden junk because they are for dudes who are 1 step away from being homeless. People who just got out of jail and own nothing..etc



If it was a traditional lease thing like a studio apartment then normally those aren't "furnished". And you order your own internet and utilities.

 

[AnOminous]

Flophouses,boarding houses, rooming houses, what ever you want to call them operate under hotel laws.
They are furnished with flea ridden junk because they are for dudes who are 1 step away from being homeless. People who just got out of jail and own nothing..etc

Some of them actually do rent to people, but most actual flophouses don't let anyone stay for longer than whatever period of time it takes to acquire tenant rights, so people have to move on in a short period of time.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So is he claiming he's going to move his horse and foal/piglet into a single rented room?

Rozy can sleep in a drawer and Mantsu can grab some shut-eye at the stables in back.

For real, he might have arranged a monthly deal with a hotel or AirBNB. There’s an annoying writer (Paul Carr) who wrote a whole book about how he sold all his shit and lived in hotels for a few years because it was cheaper and more flexible than maintaining a home. Pretty hard to track someone down without a PI in that case.

 

[smellybutthole]

So the reason he thinks he'll be able to avoid being found is because he's hiding out in a probably secretly sublet room in someone else's property?
And he thinks he's going to keep pets (including a horse) and a baby there too? Ralph is amazing if you think about it: On one hand he has the clapped out body of a 60 year old with the fashion sense to match and on the other hand he has the life skills of a 19 year old kid that got his stoner girlfriend pregnant.

My money is on Ralph and his retarded brother actually got mixed up at some point and what we're seeing implode in real time isn't the real Ralphamale.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

On one hand he has the clapped out body of a 60 year old with the fashion sense to match and on the other hand he has the life skills of a 19 year old kid that got his stoner girlfriend pregnant.

That’s what happens when you’re a mama’s boy. All he knows is being fed nonstop by his mommy, she took care of the bills, admin, rent, groceries, etc. Now he can’t even make himself scrambled eggs and doesn’t even know how to get decent internet. What a fat fucking moron.




One eye is three times the size of the other, holy shit. This deformed freak looks like Ned Beatty’s older, fatter, retarded brother.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Leaked photo of Jim's face dox as he searches for Ralph's new streaming location.

 

[AnOminous]

So the reason he thinks he'll be able to avoid being found is because he's hiding out in a probably secretly sublet room in someone else's property?

If that's really true it's even more hilarious than him being doxed.

And he thinks he's going to keep pets (including a horse) and a baby there too? Ralph is amazing if you think about it: On one hand he has the clapped out body of a 60 year old with the fashion sense to match and on the other hand he has the life skills of a 19 year old kid that got his stoner girlfriend pregnant.

Even Anne Frank would say fuck this bullshit and just turn herself in to the Nazis.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

That’s what happens when you’re a mama’s boy. All he knows is being fed nonstop by his mommy, she took care of the bills, admin, rent, groceries, etc. Now he can’t even make himself scrambled eggs and doesn’t even know how to get decent internet. What a fat fucking moron.

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One eye is three times the size of the other, holy shit. This deformed freak looks like Ned Beatty’s older, fatter, retarded brother.

Fitting that you mentioned Ned Beatty.

 

[F_Break]

https://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/Virginia/Richmond/Room-for-Rent-Live-in-Northern-Barton-Heights--i/r3329735/

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Can anyone rule this one out? Looks purple to me. Listing is gone but the images where in google images cache

The color and the methed out approach to electrical outlets kind of match, but that rental room is a converted attic. The best pic of the hog hideout doesn't have the telltale sloped ceiling that would have been obvious even with his green screen partially blocking the view. What about that weirdo that used to show up to his sad cook out streams? Could he have offered him a spare room? I have a hard time believing Gunt would be bold enough to broadcast an AF associated internet show in a house full of complete strangers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What about that weirdo that used to show up to his sad cook out streams? Could he have offered him a spare room?

Sisco? He probably gave Gunt the keys to his hovel while he’s in Rochester banging Mantsu’s baggy equine pussy.

I have a hard time believing Gunt would be bold enough to broadcast an AF associated internet show in a house full of complete strangers.

It’s not boldness, it’s stupidity — and he’s got no shortage of it. This dumb nigger would host a TERF tea party in the communal kitchen of his tranny sanctuary flophouse*. ask Andrea Yates to babysit Rozy.

*Mr. Obama-voting gun control advocate here is not that based

 

[smellybutthole]

What about that weirdo that used to show up to his sad cook out streams? Could he have offered him a spare room?

That's what I'm thinking. Him and his dumb pedo looking friend came up with a plan to have Ralph hideout in a spare from for a few months until the child support, debt collection etc had all settled down. Ralph's dumb pedo looking friend is now getting 24/7 bitching from his own family about when that fat smelly retard is going to be out of the house and they are intentionally fucking with the internet connection to get him to leave. He can't flip out and punch a ragehog hole in the wall because they'd kick him out on the spot and the jig would be up.

I have a hard time believing Gunt would be bold enough to broadcast an AF associated internet show in a house full of complete strangers.

The day time drinking is a cover: He needs an excuse to do as few late night streams as possible to avoid upsetting the hosts. So his plan is to say he's day drinking as an excuse to skip on the late night shows.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He needs an excuse to do as few late night streams as possible to avoid upsetting the hosts.

I’m mildly surprised that he submitted so quickly and completely to Nick’s demands to dominate and throttle the Ralphamale’s earnings. Imagine being almost 40 and sucking the hairless nuts of a 23-year-old virgin wetback cum hunter — who is your boss! — just in the hopes of getting a good beggin’ slot. Unless Ralph has a humiliation fetish, his suicide baiting might be legit at this point.

 

[smellybutthole]

Imagine being almost 40 and sucking the hairless nuts of a 23-year-old virgin wetback cum hunter — who is your boss! — just in the hopes of getting a good beggin’ slot.

But imagine being a wage slave with a normal work schedule, career progression, a few $100K of property in your own name. You know you'd prefer to be begging for shekels on platform run by a guy that waxes his chest and balls. That's proper 5 star living BISH.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

He probably going to stay at baked house temporary for while since baked is probably going to prison for awhile.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

He probably going to stay at baked house temporary for while since baked is probably going to prison for awhile.

Would that be the house Louis Theroux visited Baked in?

 

[JAKL II]

Some event has occurred that we don't fully see or understand yet that will explain all this behavior.

Simple. His neighborhood got flyered. It's one tactic that if done correctly will cause the exact sequence of events to happen that is currently happening to Gunt and Gunt will never admit it happened to him because it will show that Life Ruination tactics not only work on him but will cause him to flee at a moments notice which will embolden those that did it before to do it again.

It's truly magical what 500 pieces of paper put on windshields and mailboxes in a 3 block radius of ones front door can do to a keyboard warrior.