Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

See how he gets less eloquent the more he is backed into a corner. It's like he goes into survival mode. You'd think someone with such a damaged amygdala response to confrontation and disagreement would avoid these sorts of situations, but he just can't help himself.

He is incapable of debating too; he just refuses to elaborate his point once he realises the opponent is treating it apart. When pressed on the fact, this supposed rabble rouser just won't debate properly- he resorts to accusing the opponent of not being intelligent. Every single time. Fucking robot weirdo mfer.

It's not really fair to say he gets backed into a corner or realizes the opponent is tearing his arguments apart when his opening move to any challenge is "NO YOU CAN'T REJECT MY FALSE CHOICE HYPOTHETICAL THAT IS NOT ALLOWED CHILD!"

He has absolutely zero confidence in his apparently airtight argument that he (and he alone) thinks can answer an ancient debate about values. That's why he tried to setup rules to force you to only get to a single result and gets upset if anyone refuses to accept the rules. He has so little confidence in his argument and his rules that he has to lie about them to make you play.

In one of the endless Saw sequels the Jigsaw Killer has a pupil who doesn't get that "the game" is no fun if the people can't potentially find a way out of the traps, instead they rigged them all so the people will fail no matter what and probably worst of all provided false choices that seemed like reasonable ways out of the trap if examined. That's Patirck. Except he's morbidly obese and all his victims are Black children. Also the traps wouldn't make any sense and be installed backwards.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The branches of the Raven family tree seem to be overladen with juicy psycho fruit.

Pat using Big Niki as a human shield to protect him from WOC Twitter:



Big Niki during the nightly drinking binge, desperate to numb out and forget about being married to a super morbidly obese dweeb who’s online famous for being a retarded pussy:



Big Niki the split second she remembers she has to go home with Pat:



Also lol:



This fat moron actually thinks his tweets are persuading pro-lifers to repudiate their cause and fight for $15 abortions in schools, no questions asked, and get a free follow-up abortion if you terminate in the second or third trimester.

 

[Ick]

Just in case the joke hasn't been done:
If a fertility clinic is on fire and patrick only has enough time to save either his 10 year old daughter (who is there for an abortion) or 1000 embryos, which does he choose?
Neither because he's a child abandoning self-serving faggot.

https://youtube.com/shorts/RF9snvUVtdE?feature=share

 

[John Andrews Stan]

BTW something I failed to highlight was his proud mission statement in his bio: He’s doing everything he can to be famous. As any fool knows, only emotionally needy fuckups want to be famous past the age of 17. Pat couldn’t even breastfeed right as an infant, and he’s been overcompensating ever since. He’s in his mid-40s and still on a fame quest. It is hilariously pathetic.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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And heres his other cousin apparently.
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Im a phone fag and this is the first comment ive attached photos in, so if its fucked up in anyway just yell at me and call me a retard and ill try to fix it. I watched Jershs vidya on what to do so hopefully its not too fucked up for yall non-phone fags.

I recommend readin the whole thread for a bit more flavor.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/another-pat-relative-that-is-more-successful-than-him-cousin-jake-raven.19192/

The Fativerse never fucking disappoints holy shit. Its like he wants to skin walk all of his relatives, to paraphrase a song thats been on my mind a lot "isnt it a perfect miracle?"

Good Lord he's creepy.

 

[Meriasek]

Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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And heres his other cousin apparently.
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Im a phone fag and this is the first comment ive attached photos in, so if its fucked up in anyway just yell at me and call me a retard and ill try to fix it. I watched Jershs vidya on what to do so hopefully its not too fucked up for yall non-phone fags.

I recommend readin the whole thread for a bit more flavor.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/another-pat-relative-that-is-more-successful-than-him-cousin-jake-raven.19192/

Holy shit, Bizarro Pat is real. Not only an actual tough guy Pat with certified combat skills, also a car guy Pat.
The Tomlinson genes must have been a serious detriment to the bloodline.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Another person solves piggy's dumb abortion trolley problem ripoff, piggy isn't impressed:

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This fucking cunt has to get the last word in no matter what. Christ, he's worse than a woman.

 

[McSchlomo]

I'll admit that if I ever were to argue with Fatrick, not knowing this thread, I'd get very, very, VERY mad at the internet. Just watching him do "his thing" on twitter is aggravating, even knowing everything I do about him.

 

[Broadside]

This fucking cunt has to get the last word in no matter what. Christ, he's worse than a woman.

Don't you get it?

 

[Table Country]

Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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And heres his other cousin apparently.
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Im a phone fag and this is the first comment ive attached photos in, so if its fucked up in anyway just yell at me and call me a retard and ill try to fix it. I watched Jershs vidya on what to do so hopefully its not too fucked up for yall non-phone fags.

I recommend readin the whole thread for a bit more flavor.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/another-pat-relative-that-is-more-successful-than-him-cousin-jake-raven.19192/

"Jake Raven?" Fucking seriously?

PS: Patrick Sean Tomlinson is fat.

 

[Lead Sammich]

"Jake Raven?" Fucking seriously?

PS: Patrick Sean Tomlinson is fat.

His actual family has names like that in it and the best he can do is "firstname lastname".

The existence of that cousin makes handsome rick go even higher on the list of my favorite stalker accounts. Theres just no way it didnt remind him of his more badass, completely non-fictional cousin. And like the rascals were sayin you just know the dude voted republican lmfao.

They even have the exact same haircut, i almost couldnt believe my eyes while reading the thread.

It kinda makes me wonder, if his aunts and uncles actually have been the type of people he credits his mom and dad as being, and he just stole all the attributes and superimposed them onto his perfect online version of his parents, just like he stole all the qualities of his cousins and integrated then into his online persona.

 

[Cactuar King]

His actual family has names like that in it and the best he can do is "firstname lastname".

The existence of that cousin makes handsome rick go even higher on the list of my favorite stalker accounts. Theres just no way it didnt remind him of his more badass, completely non-fictional cousin. And like the rascals were sayin you just know the dude voted republican lmfao.

They even have the exact same haircut, i almost couldnt believe my eyes while reading the thread.

I'm starting to believe that all of a families junk genes are filtered into one super unlucky loser who's just destined to be a failure.

 

[Lead Sammich]

I'm starting to believe that all of a families junk genes are filtered into one super unlucky loser who's just destined to be a failure.

He defintiely got all the extra chromosomes thats for sure.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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And heres his other cousin apparently.
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Im a phone fag and this is the first comment ive attached photos in, so if its fucked up in anyway just yell at me and call me a retard and ill try to fix it. I watched Jershs vidya on what to do so hopefully its not too fucked up for yall non-phone fags.

I recommend readin the whole thread for a bit more flavor.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/another-pat-relative-that-is-more-successful-than-him-cousin-jake-raven.19192/

That is absolutely wild..

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

That is absolutely wild..

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Therapist: "Chadrick S. Bosslinson isn't real, he can't seduce you."

Chadrick S. Bosslinson:

 

[Ophelia]

Wow, those Raven men are swoonworthy. Look at that happy family! Three absolutely delightful kids with their proud accomplished papa

Meanwhile, Patso. Abandoned his child, looks like garbage, has accomplished nothing.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Don't you get it?

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He's never been right about anything, ever.

 

[ILoveNiggers]

Credit to ThePorqueRNelsonnReturns

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Pokemon battling Pat is instantly my new favorite thing. My kids will be on board any day now.

 

[Post Reply]

That is absolutely wild..

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That's the smile of an accomplished man with a beautiful wife, adorable kids, and a dick the size of a Pringles can.

 

[Papyrus]

That is absolutely wild..

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I thought y'all were messing with Photoshop at first. This is a guy who doesn't have a fart couch or pink blankie. He'd never put up a fence backwards or write bad scifi. The next Reacher is Jake Raven.