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Skylar Ittner said:
Lmao read the thread, I already went over this. They had clearly made up their minds already so my mom and I were fucking around with them claiming disabilities and stuff to see how much they would squirm.


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Skylar Ittner said:
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You really are the walking talking personification of Dunning Kruger aren't you?

You aren't smart, you aren't an elite hacker, you aren't a programming genius. You are, at best, the sad result of GenX "everyone gets a trophy" parenting, and extreme coddling your entire life. The fact that your mother went along with the idea of pretending you are a sped just to fuck with the people at Carrol proves that you inherited being an insufferable twat from her. Do yourself a favor, clear out of here and don't come back. And stop being a collosal faggot.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
Lmao read the thread, I already went over this. They had clearly made up their minds already so my mom and I were fucking around with them claiming disabilities and stuff to see how much they would squirm.


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Sorry Skylar you're going to have to wait another six years for people to start giving a shit about you again, right now we are all preoccupied with a different autistic loser with an Oedipus complex.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
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Okay....so after several hours of decoding work, I've manage to uncover your message:

DRINK MORE OVALTINE

What the fuck? I wasted hours on that?
 
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Skyler and I had disgusting bareback no lube gay sex in a dumpster behind Caroll and I held his mouth shut while I shouted "AUGHHH FUCK YEAH JERSH" as I climaxed, that's why he came back here to get the last word, because he was too much of a pussy to do it to my face as I filled his suspiciously loose asshole.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
Lmao read the thread, I already went over this. They had clearly made up their minds already so my mom and I were fucking around with them claiming disabilities and stuff to see how much they would squirm.


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“Lmao me and my mommy pretended that I was a retarded fucking vegetable to people who alternated between feeling pity and annoyance at us, we sure showed them!”

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Ashley said:
Fat boy made the local papers doing something autistic:


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It's at least an interesting idea. I'm sure there's at least some market for an old-timey thing like that if it could be delivered with the proper theatricality. You'd probably want a larger market and more people.

That said he's Skylar Ittner and will completely tism it up. Nobody wants some mewling autist showing up at their door.
 
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The thing about old telegrams was the promptness. You sent one because it was the fastest way of reaching someone at the time. Bike couriers still exist in big cities because law firms still need to send original hard copies from point A to point B in the least amount of time possible.

The 24 hour delivery time is absolutely retarded in an age where everything is instant. Who wants a birthday or wedding telegram a day late?
 
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I would only use his service if he agreed to be a Singing Telegram. I would then send someone a telegram consisting of the lyrics to "What What (in the Butt)". Or maybe the entirety of the Ninety-Five Theses. Or the transcript of the time his mother tried to explain to the college that he's a good retard who dindu nuthin. Basically I want to see at what point he'd sperg out and start reeeeing.
 
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TurdFondler said:
The thing about old telegrams was the promptness. You sent one because it was the fastest way of reaching someone at the time. Bike couriers still exist in big cities because law firms still need to send original hard copies from point A to point B in the least amount of time possible.

The 24 hour delivery time is absolutely retarded in an age where everything is instant. Who wants a birthday or wedding telegram a day late?
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it was basically email, 150 years before there was such a thing as email
 
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It’s a very strange idea and a little sad he isn’t leaning into this with old timey telegram paper and a dot matrix printer to give it further charm. Still, he’s making a job for himself and that’s good to see. Plus it’s a job where he goes out and meets people. Good work, Skylar.





It’s also a perfect lolcow job. Telegrams? Hell yeah, I want some weasely dude to show up in his car to print out an email for me. Go get ‘em, tiger!
 
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