The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[electrician's apprentice]

let's say we do find him, what should we even do?

I'd say take a shit in front of his door as a housewarming gift

 

[JAKL II]

let's say we do find him, what should we even do?

I'd say take a shit in front of his door as a housewarming gift

Go to the nearest Fedex and print out 500 more flyers, literally do things he can't cry about on air but will absolutely damage his psyche. The Mental Trauma inflicted via papering will drive him to be even more unhinged and rage hoggy than usual, manufacturing the literal fear of going outside in his head on the oft chance somebody spots him and follows him home.

That should be the goal and the only goal. As one should feel comfortable in ones home and neighborhood, lets have a little thought excerise this morning, just close your eyes and imagine that you're Ethan Oliver Ralph and imagine having every person in a 3 block radius of your front door know that you groom children and are a convicted sex offender, forget the rest of the shit, those two points and only those two points. Picture of Ralph with Child Groomer above it and Convicted Sex Offender below it on every windshield and stuffed in every mailbox, with the last one taped to the front door accompanied by a ringing doorbell and fast feet.

You can get the picture of how much Ralph would be shitting his pants at the thought of a couple hundred people within walking distance of his door knowing he's a complete fucking degenerate and sex pest and knowing that it only takes one of those couple hundred people within walking distance to do something about it and justify said fear.

This isn't rocket science. This is Life Ruination 101, don't make me tap the sign.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

If he's renting a room then no way he'll be doing his autistic screeching on stream like he loves to do. Similar to when he was in Lisbon and had to whisper on stream so he didn't get told off

 

[Rabid Weasels]

He's squatting in a temporary shared space because he got kicked out of the last place before he found a new place or before the new place was available. This is why it seems like its taking so long to move, and why his pets have to be boarded elsewhere for the interim. Once the new place is available he will finish "moving" and will start posting all kinds of pictures of meigh and the baby to claim Ws.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The color and the methed out approach to electrical outlets kind of match, but that rental room is a converted attic. The best pic of the hog hideout doesn't have the telltale sloped ceiling that would have been obvious even with his green screen partially blocking the view. What about that weirdo that used to show up to his sad cook out streams? Could he have offered him a spare room? I have a hard time believing Gunt would be bold enough to broadcast an AF associated internet show in a house full of complete strangers.

I’ve always said it’s likely that Sisco helped Ralph find a place in WV or MD, somewhere in his vicinity in the sticks. Sisco really is Ralph’s only IRL local friend.

If I had to bet money I’d say Ralph is in the vicinity of Cumberland, MD /Keyser, WV / Romney, WV.

Sisco is holding his TardFest in Romney in Sept. Oh interesting Sisco has recently moved his PO Box from Keyser to Romney, WV. Homes and property in that area of WV are cheap as shit. I could easily see Ralph subletting some old hillbilly crack shack Sisco owns in Romney, WV.

He probably going to stay at baked house temporary for while since baked is probably going to prison for awhile.

Why would Bake want Ralph, plus pets and baby, to stay at his place? He’s got a whole crew of retards to apartment sit if needed. Doesn’t Bake have roommates anyway? Baked rents so why he wouldn’t just move out and put his shit in storage for six months? Why pay rent for half a year, or risk someone wrecking the place, while your in jail?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's squatting in a temporary shared space because he got kicked out of the last place before he found a new place or before the new place was available. This is why it seems like its taking so long to move, and why his pets have to be boarded elsewhere for the interim. Once the new place is available he will finish "moving" and will start posting all kinds of pictures of meigh and the baby to claim Ws.

Yeah this is the most likely scenario. My guess is in a few weeks he'll start streaming from a new room and say that he decided to convert his second billiards room into a studio because his original studio got too much glare from the sun bouncing off the crystal-blue lake his new mansion sits on.

 

[Archie Bunker]

so I can change that text under my avatar.

Retard question but how do you change that text? I’ve tried everything I can think of but can’t figure it out.

 

[heathercho]

This kinda went from "lol Ralph could be in his ancestral crackshack" wholesome to "He's living in a fucking shared space, with pink walls, shitty electrics and shared internet" depressing, very quick.

I'm going to assume he's in this new shithole until his actual pigsty is assembled.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Would that be the house Louis Theroux visited Baked in?

No, that was in Arizona. I'm thinking he'll move in the one in Florida.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's squatting in a temporary shared space because he got kicked out of the last place before he found a new place or before the new place was available. This is why it seems like its taking so long to move, and why his pets have to be boarded elsewhere for the interim. Once the new place is available he will finish "moving" and will start posting all kinds of pictures of meigh and the baby to claim Ws.

I originally said it was likely Ralph would get a cheap AirBnB or a temporary place if he was being forced out of his rental house and try to find a final destination from there. But wherever he’s at now looks too shitty to be an Airbnb. They at least put cheap decor in the crappiest of Airbnb rooms.

Ralph supposedly has a white trash caravan of baby mama, baby, dog and cats he needs to eventually house.

Why he would vacate the Richmond house in such a hurry before another place is ready is the mystery, esp since he claimed the landlord was fine with extending the lease. Ralph lies constantly but most landlords are fine with month to month after the initial lease is expired.

Something made him gtfo in a rush. Even stranger they both gtfo out of the entire state at the same time. Maybe Ralph was paranoid the child support order was being served.

It’s all very bizarre. Has day drinking Ralph been busy prepping a nearby rental crack shack for the grand return of his dog? He has trouble getting much done with his full time job of reading KF so I doubt it.

 

[Christorian X]

I originally said it was likely Ralph would get a cheap AirBnB or a temporary place if he was being forced out of his rental house and try to find a final destination from there. But wherever he’s at now looks too shitty to be an Airbnb. They at least put cheap decor in the crappiest of Airbnb rooms.

Ralph supposedly has a white trash caravan of baby mama, baby, dog and cats he needs to eventually house.

Why he would vacate the Richmond house in such a hurry before another place is ready is the mystery, esp since he claimed the landlord was fine with extending the lease. Ralph lies constantly but most landlords are fine with month to month after the initial lease is expired.

Something made him gtfo in a rush. Even stranger they both gtfo out of the entire state at the same time. Maybe Ralph was paranoid the child support order was being served.

It’s all very bizarre. Has day drinking Ralph been busy prepping a nearby rental crack shack for the grand return of his dog? He has trouble getting much done with his full time job of reading KF so I doubt it.

Could it really be as simple as @JAKL II says and he got his neighborhood flyered? My money is on some new charges he's afraid the DA will come for him for. They way he talks it doesn't see he has had the truck, maybe a drunken hit and run or something to that effect has caused him to bolt?

 

[Beef Elemental]

Could it really be as simple as @JAKL II says and he got his neighborhood flyered? My money is on some new charges he's afraid the DA will come for him for. They way he talks it doesn't see he has had the truck, maybe a drunken hit and run or something to that effect has caused him to bolt?

Before all the talk of moving there was a stream where some groyper* passive aggressively asked Ralph why he doesn't move back to MEMFIS TEN since he talks about it all the time and Ralph said he just got stuck in Richmond. If he's not just in some paypig's basement he might be attempting a triumphant return to the homeland. It wouldn't be the first time Ralph made major life changes after an offhand comment from someone he looks up to.

*I'm not sure who but it could have been Sisco on the DC stream a week prior to Portugal 2.0

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Could it really be as simple as @JAKL II says and he got his neighborhood flyered? My money is on some new charges he's afraid the DA will come for him for. They way he talks it doesn't see he has had the truck, maybe a drunken hit and run or something to that effect has caused him to bolt?

If anyone flyered his hood they should be doing a victory dance online and bragging about it. If they were willing to physically flyer or do a mailing they would certainly enjoy posting the flier and enjoying its fallout online.

Something suddenly has Gunt really spooked but I doubt it was a flier. More likely something legal or financial in nature. I could certainly see him trying to hide from debt collectors and process servers. All the autists who used to track CWC’s court cases over CC debts in Va should look to see if Gunt, Sandra or Amanda have any recent cases filed.

The carfax will eventually show if his truck got totaled or repo’ed.

 

[Christorian X]

If anyone flyered his hood they should be doing a victory dance online and bragging about it. If they were willing to physically flyer or do a mailing they would certainly enjoy posting the flier and enjoying its fallout online.

Something suddenly has Gunt really spooked but I doubt it was a flier. More likely something legal or financial in nature. I could certainly see him trying to hide from debt collectors and process servers. All the autists who used to track CWC’s court cases over CC debts in Va should look to see if Gunt, Sandra or Amanda have any recent cases filed.

The carfax will eventually show if his truck got totaled or repo’ed.

So he's 8 weeks overdue on handing in his financials. My guess is when he hit about 4 weeks overdue and got a push from his lawyer he actually started doing some accounting. At $70,000 a year in income he'd owe $1,100 a month. My guess is he added everything up and it turns out he actually made $110,000 to $120,000 and pissed it away on booze, drugs, trips and hookers. At $110,000 the CA child support calculator says he would owe just about $1,500 a month. at which point his piggy brain caught up. His lawyer just got back this Monday from 2 weeks of "vacation" and amazingly he's on the lam.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Could it really be as simple as @JAKL II says and he got his neighborhood flyered? My money is on some new charges he's afraid the DA will come for him for. They way he talks it doesn't see he has had the truck, maybe a drunken hit and run or something to that effect has caused him to bolt?

Why don't you think he has his truck? That's just speculation.

 

[Christorian X]

Why don't you think he has his truck? That's just speculation.

He flew to Tampa, then went direct to this new bunker. He was only off the grid for two or so hours and once he returned he was tweeting from CST. We know since he got to this new place he hasn't been back to Richmond as he has been regularly drunk and streaming. While I can't say for certain, it gives me a strong impression.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He flew to Tampa, then went direct to this new bunker. He was only off the grid for two or so hours and once he returned he was tweeting from CST. We know since he got to this new place he hasn't been back to Richmond as he has been regularly drunk and streaming. While I can't say for certain, it gives me a strong impression.

Then it's either at the Richmond house or Meigh took it to Rochester? Somebody should be able to get a visual on it if it exists.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So he's 8 weeks overdue on handing in his financials. My guess is when he hit about 4 weeks overdue and got a push from his lawyer he actually started doing some accounting. At $70,000 a year in income he'd owe $1,100 a month. My guess is he added everything up and it turns out he actually made $110,000 to $120,000 and pissed it away on booze, drugs, trips and hookers. At $110,000 the CA child support calculator says he would owe just about $1,500 a month. at which point his piggy brain caught up. His lawyer just got back this Monday from 2 weeks of "vacation" and amazingly he's on the lam.

It makes me wonder if Gunt thought about how much back child support would be due once he established paternity. He might hate the idea of paying $1100 a month for his son, but being hit with $17k in back child support makes him shit his pants and cause the panic and attempts to hide. It won’t work, it will just delay things. It fits with his fantasies of fleeing the country.

Weird a guy who claims to make so much money would be so spooked by what should be a mere inconvenience amount to pay that he would rearrange his life and hide in abject fear.

I also figured Gunt was the type of guy try to hide from his truck being repossessed. But I’m not sure that’s even possible now a days, they are pretty adept at locating vehicles. Carfax doesn’t always show repos but repofinder should.

Not sure the truck is his problem, but I’m sure between truck payments, truck insurance, rent, CC debt from trips, gambling losses, criminal defense lawyer, drug habit, diapers, food, etc…Gunt cannot afford to support Xander, esp since he already owes for an entire year plus of support he hasn’t paid a cent towards. Gunt begs enough to support himself but not a gambling/drug habit and a family.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Gunt cannot afford to support Xander

Gunt cannot afford to support Gunt, he literally survives off the charity of retards.

 

[Christorian X]

It makes me wonder if Gunt thought about how much back child support would be due once he established paternity. He might hate the idea of paying $1100 a month for his son, but being hit with $17k in back child support makes him shit his pants and cause the panic and attempts to hide. It won’t work, it will just delay things. It fits with his fantasies of fleeing the country.

Weird a guy who claims to make so much money would be so spooked by what should be a mere inconvenience amount to pay that he would rearrange his life and hide in abject fear.

I also figured Gunt was the type of guy try to hide from his truck being repossessed. But I’m not sure that’s even possible now a days, they are pretty adept at locating vehicles. Carfax doesn’t always show repos but repofinder should.

Not sure the truck is his problem, but I’m sure between truck payments, truck insurance, rent, CC debt from trips, gambling losses, criminal defense lawyer, drug habit, diapers, food, etc…Gunt cannot afford to support Xander, esp since he already owes for an entire year plus of support he hasn’t paid a cent towards. Gunt begs enough to support himself but not a gambling/drug habit and a family.

A few things.

1) The back child support only begins when Ralph's paternity tests results came in apparently. So far that means he owes, April, May, June and July. As of Aug 1st his total bill would be $5,500. That's at the $70k. My guess is he's closer to over 6 figures and $1,500 a month which is why he isn't forking over his finances. That would put him at $7,500 as of Aug 1.

2) Def want to look through repofinder.

3) My guess is he'll refuse to pay and around Thanksgiving they will just start seizing assets.

4) Once it crosses 10k which could be as early as October, it becomes a federal issue and Gunt is then running from jail as well which would activate that unsuspended sentence.

5) If Ralph thinks hiding is what he has to do I hope he's preparing for a very long run because this is going to be protracted and not going away anytime soon. He's going to have to be jumping from shack to shack with May, the baby and pets regularly. If he wants to hide from paying and jail.