The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Moral plague]

I think the best place for Ralph is probably Baltimore. Off the top of my head, it's got a train for Meigh to get all the way up to Rochester on the regular (if this wasn't spurred on by her leaving), decrim marijuana, cops that are bad at enforcing virtually anything (perfect for a ragepig who drives like an 80 yo woman and also likes coke), isn't too far from Richmond (vs Florida), has all the bars he could want, and the right kind of white trash for him. The city even looks like his pigpen.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Let's not forget that he's been dodging his student loan debt for years.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

A few things.

1) The back child support only begins when Ralph's paternity tests results came in apparently. So far that means he owes, April, May, June and July. As of Aug 1st his total bill would be $5,500. That's at the $70k. My guess is he's closer to over 6 figures and $1,500 a month which is why he isn't forking over his finances. That would put him at $7,500 as of Aug 1.

2) Def want to look through repofinder.

3) My guess is he'll refuse to pay and around Thanksgiving they will just start seizing assets.

4) Once it crosses 10k which could be as early as October, it becomes a federal issue and Gunt is then running from jail as well which would activate that unsuspended sentence.

5) If Ralph thinks hiding is what he has to do I hope he's preparing for a very long run because this is going to be protracted and not going away anytime soon. He's going to have to be jumping from shack to shack with May, the baby and pets regularly. If he wants to hide from paying and jail.

In California child support could start either when the restraining order was filed against Gunt or after his paternity test. Could even be earlier if Vickers filed for it after Xander was born and Faith needed social services benefits.

Here’s the various ways they can determine when support should start.

Step 4: When does Child Support begin?

Under California law, child support begins when a parent formally seeks it by opening up a case. There are a number of types of cases that allow for child support orders, including:

Dissolution of Marriage (Divorce);
Dissolution of Domestic Partnership;
Legal Separation;
Petition to Establish Parental Relationship (paternity);
Petition for Custody and Support of Minor Children;
Request for Domestic Violence Restraining Order; or
California Department of Child Support Services action through a local child support agency.
In addition to opening up a case, a parent must also file a formal request for child support, typically using Judicial Council form FL-300, a Request for Order. If a parent opens up a case through the local child support agency, the agency will file a motion to establish support. If a parent requests a domestic violence restraining order, that parent can request child support at the same time. If child support is requested, an Income and Expense Declaration, Judicial Council form FL-150, is required.

Either way it’s quickly racking up for the Gunt and it’s hilarious if Gunt thinks he can hide while running a public stream begging for donations. Then again he’s white trash and this is typically how they react to supporting their kids. It’s the govt welfare’s job to pay for Xander and Rozy. Medicaid, WIC, EBT and May’s parents have taken care of Rozy’s and single mom Amanda’s expenses. I figure Ralph has only spent slightly more on Rozy than he has Xander.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

In California child support could start either when the restraining order was filed against Gunt or after his paternity test. Could even be earlier if Vickers filed for it after Xander was born and Faith needed social services benefits.

Here’s the various ways they can determine when support should start.


Either way it’s quickly racking up for the Gunt and it’s hilarious if Gunt thinks he can hide while running a public stream begging for donations. Then again he’s white trash and this is typically how they react to supporting their kids. It’s the govt welfare’s job to pay for Xander and Rozy. Medicaid, WIC, EBT and May’s parents have taken care of Rozy’s and single mom Amanda’s expenses. I figure Ralph has only spent slightly more on Rozy than he has Xander.

Pretty funny how it went from "I'll never stop fighting to see my son." to "They want too much money." to "If I have to put my address on something in order to see my son, then I'll just catch up to him when he's 18 or whatever."

 

[Christorian X]

So it's become much more possibly Gunty is in the suburbs below Baltimore.

Michael Sisco, when not acting as a failed Congressional Candidate, has been a realtor in neighborhoods around BWI.



I have updated the OP with all of his known listings as well as his own known residences.

Here is a map of the general areas highlighted in red which he had listings. Highlighted in blue is BWI for reference.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Weird a guy who claims to make so much money would be so spooked by what should be a mere inconvenience amount to pay that he would rearrange his life and hide in abject fear.

For argument's sake, even if he was making exactly as much money as he claims, with his spending habits anything he does make very quickly gets blown on drugs, whores, alcohol, and wigger clothing. So even if Ralph was the high rolling hog he says he is, the prospect of a big back payment in child support coming down the tracks would very easily send him running, as he definitely goes into the red with his finances on a monthly basis with all the degenerate shit he buys.

And I strongly doubt he would have to think hard at the choice between food for his kids or coke for his pig snout.

 

[Moral plague]

So it's become much more possibly Gunty is in the suburbs below Baltimore.

Michael Sisco, when not acting as a failed Congressional Candidate, has been a realtor in neighborhoods around BWI.

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I have updated the OP with all of his known listings as well as his own known residences.

Here is a map of the general areas highlighted in red which he had listings. Highlighted in blue is BWI for reference.

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IF he's there, it's probably Brooklyn Park or Dundalk. That's the HWITE ghetto wigger zone. Columbia is too expensive, based on the buildings I've wired there, and if it were Ellicott, his pig cave would be flooded.

 

[Christorian X]

IF he's there, it's probably Brooklyn Park or Dundalk. That's the HWITE ghetto wigger zone. Columbia is too expensive, based on the buildings I've wired there, and if it were Ellicott, his pig cave would be flooded.

I'd say anything east of the airport would be the most likely.

 

[Moral plague]

I'd say anything east of the airport would be the most likely.

Both areas I mentioned also have a LOT of brazen hookers.

 

[Telemeter]

It wouldn't be the first time Ralph made major life changes after an offhand comment from someone he looks up to.

I mean, he's made major life changes after comments not even directed at him by people he despises.

He went from stating that he hates children and was never going to have any to spawning two of them almost immediately after Null's post.

That's still so sad and funny at the same time it's perplexing.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The more this whole thing develops the more I become convinced there is some central event / impetus driving all of his behavior. Up until recently Ralph was challenging randos on Twitter to come to his house and fight him. He would laugh off the swatting to the point he was posting videos making jokes with the EMT's on the welfare checks. Hell, upon hearing his own son got swatted his response was "Welcome to the Jungle".

Ralph is a ton of shitty things but for better or worse (usually worse) he doesn't tend to let people see him run. Sure he'll bitch out of things, mainly because of laziness, alcoholism, greed, pride, etc. But upon seeing Cog he actually charged, he ran at Riley, etc. He's not a guy would go into hiding over corn, pork rinds and a bumper sticker.

Considering we know he's in a shared living space, he's cut off from his Never-Wife / mother substitute, seemingly without a lot of the creature comforts his fat ass is used to, it seems like Ralph almost heel turned on a dime and decided to sacrifice a ton of creature comforts and personal space as well as break a newly re-signed lease just because he felt like moving.

Some event has occurred that we don't fully see or understand yet that will explain all this behavior. A person obsessed with proving to the world he's living great doesn't just burn all their comforts and start hiding for nothing. Either he looked over his shoulder and saw all the consequences of his shitty behavior catching up to him much closer than he thought they were or something new has happened that has him beyond scared. If we figure that out, we'll have a big piece to the puzzle.

Maybe someone was able to recover the video on Chaggot's phone that shows what happened when security dragged out the guy who delivered a weak forearm show to The Gunt at the Killstream Kingpin Invitational that Chaggot announced he had recorded and was quickly followed up with Ralph looking VERY worried then grabbing Chaggot's phone before taking it off camera and deleting it.

 

[Obscura539]

Schizo Theory Inbound.
Has the Mexico route been completely ruled out? There was something familiar about that wall. Today, I realized it was it reminded me of Mexico. I've spent some time in CDMX and a few other places in Quintana Roo. It just reminded me of those apartments above store fronts. Could Amanda and child be waiting for a passport?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So it's become much more possibly Gunty is in the suburbs below Baltimore.

Michael Sisco, when not acting as a failed Congressional Candidate, has been a realtor in neighborhoods around BWI.

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I have updated the OP with all of his known listings as well as his own known residences.

Here is a map of the general areas highlighted in red which he had listings. Highlighted in blue is BWI for reference.

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I doubt Gunt is in Baltimore.

It appears Sisco returned to sales in MD after failing to run for Congress. Like many political grifters in this region he tried to register to run in WV since it’s far more red and a lot cheaper than Maryland. This would mean Sisco had to buy a house or residence somewhere in WV to establish residency for his totally failed run at political office. He owns a house in WV somewhere between Romney and Keyser. He’s obvious was going broke as a failed politician so is now to the Baltimore burbs showing houses to sell. This means he has a house in WV. Might be a real shit hole or summer cabin type deal because I figure it was more just to fake living there to run for office.

Sisco also does “property management” so I could see him turning some cheap properties in WV into rentals. They would be under a LLC.

I’d bet money Ralph is renting some place in the Keyser/Romney WV region from Cisco.

I’ve said from the start when Ralph announced his move that it would probably be near Sisco. Sisco buddies up to Gunt, just like any shyster real estate agent, to sell him on renting a empty house he’s got in WV. Goes to a cook-out and shakes his head at how sad it is that Ralph has to live in the ghetto when he could be living near white ppl, in a red state, in a house for $100 less a month!

It would explain why Ralph finally had one IRL friend - he was trying to close a rental agreement on a empty place nobody else wanted. It could be somewhere in Maryland too but Sisco seemed real motivated to close Ralph so it seems more likely a property he owned. I just figure a failed run for office left a empty house in WV, esp because Sisco still keeps a PO Box in Romney, WV and plans to hold some event there in Sept.

I guess he could be sharing some house with Sisco too. Sisco probably needs the extra money so might let Ralph rent a room.

Edit: It seems like Sisco “returned” to real estate in 2019. Figure Covid ruined that which might have started his dumb attempt at politics. Maybe he’s still in WV because it’s cheaper. I stand by my theory that it’s likely Gunt is living some place Sisco owns or is sharing a room in his house right now.

Any proof Sisco is still selling real estate in MD? If not he might still be in WV and convinced Ralph to join him or move into some property he owns there. Sisco will realize his dream of making Romney, WV a AF compound and become AF’a first mayor. Lol.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I’m mildly surprised that he submitted so quickly and completely to Nick’s demands to dominate and throttle the Ralphamale’s earnings. Imagine being almost 40 and sucking the hairless nuts of a 23-year-old virgin wetback cum hunter — who is your boss! — just in the hopes of getting a good beggin’ slot. Unless Ralph has a humiliation fetish, his suicide baiting might be legit at this point.

Sounds like Ralph's deepest darkest fantasy TBH.

 

[stalkerchild]

I'd say anything east of the airport would be the most likely.

This one looks interesting.

10702 green mountain cir unit 17-5, columbia, md 21044

Looks like it was rented in the right time frame.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

So he's 8 weeks overdue on handing in his financials. My guess is when he hit about 4 weeks overdue and got a push from his lawyer he actually started doing some accounting. At $70,000 a year in income he'd owe $1,100 a month. My guess is he added everything up and it turns out he actually made $110,000 to $120,000 and pissed it away on booze, drugs, trips and hookers. At $110,000 the CA child support calculator says he would owe just about $1,500 a month. at which point his piggy brain caught up. His lawyer just got back this Monday from 2 weeks of "vacation" and amazingly he's on the lam.

Along those lines, am I correct in saying that the swatting of @MWV 's kids and grandkid has resulted in him dropping from Twitter and KF? What's he been up to since then?

 

[Christorian X]

This one looks interesting.

10702 green mountain cir unit 17-5, columbia, md 21044

Looks like it was rented in the right time frame.

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This is way out of his price range. His current rental is $1200 a month and he's about to have almost that due every month in Child Support starting soon.

Along those lines, am I correct in saying that the swatting of @MWV 's kids and grandkid has resulted in him dropping from Twitter and KF? What's he been up to since then?

As far as I know he's gone dark and focused on using lawyers.

 

[oramge cat]

Schizo Theory Inbound.
Has the Mexico route been completely ruled out? There was something familiar about that wall. Today, I realized it was it reminded me of Mexico. I've spent some time in CDMX and a few other places in Quintana Roo. It just reminded me of those apartments above store fronts. Could Amanda and child be waiting for a passport?

He had to plan a move in advance and when he accidentally revealed his search history, it was all about moving to Mexico.

And you’re right, that purple does remind me of Mexico. Has Ralph ever mentioned a particular city down there? If he is in Mexico I’d guess he’d pick a border city with easy access to the US.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Ralph doesn't know that we had the Portuguese doctors install a tracking implant when they rebuilt his shattered orbital socket? It taking up space is why his eyes look in separate directions now. It fucks with his body chemistry and every time we ping its location it gives him a craving for another day beer.

 

[Obscura539]

He had to plan a move in advance and when he accidentally revealed his search history, it was all about moving to Mexico.

And you’re right, that purple does remind me of Mexico. Has Ralph ever mentioned a particular city down there? If he is in Mexico I’d guess he’d pick a border city with easy access to the US.

I don’t think he could exist in area where they don’t get regular tourists. I’d begin there. Is this all to avoid child support? I imagine it’ll be another month before the passports are done. Is Ralph’s plan to burn through cash in his name and start funneling money into the horse’s LLC? Drop off the animals at the in-laws. Perhaps bring the family to Mexico where rent is pretty cheap even decent places. Come back to the US every so often and head back.

When he was all red and swollen he looked exactly like a typical sunburnt fat tourist drunk off cheap liquor.