Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

It's because he's not just a hypocrite, he's also a coward and a bitch. I unironically have to favorably compare Ralph here, because Ralph would have come in a hollerin' and start threatening to throw your dog in an oven or something instead of immediately submitting to the most gentle interrogation. At least when Ralph had his struggle session with daddy Jim he had to wear himself out first before trying the sob stories. And even then Ralph didn't reach the level of "I was so cold in that Cabin, Jim. I had to turn to the superberries to survive."
Yeah, Ralph fought back at first. Ineffectively, mind you.

PPP just rolled over. Jim didn't even have to try.

Actually, that raises a good point. Jim might be getting soft in his old age/cancer. I recall he caught a fair amount of shit for pulling his punches in the second half of the Ralph fight. PPP probably recalled the Ralph fight, and concluded that was the right tactic to use against Jim. It's not unusual for people who feel they are in the twilight of their life to try and be more empathetic to other people's misfortune but, unfortunately, Jim might not grasp such magnanimity is wasted on the likes of PPP and Ralph. When Ralph said he was gonna piss of Jim's grave, Jim should have countered that he's gonna haunt Ralph.
 
Just listened to the Cog/KOP interview.

The bit where KOP suggested every good bit sounds like utter horseshit but if the other stuff he talked about is true, the show was fucked a long time ago. Some of the highlights were

1. Andy threatening to replace Ashton with Jesse from Podawful.

2. The picklesuit fight was real.

3. The two retards needed a team of writers and clippers cause they were too lazy.

4. Andy wanted to make the casino about lowcow gaming. It is retarded as it sounds.

5. They brought on KOP as a consultant.

Edit. Forgot to mention, supposedly @Christorian X is now working for the Kino Casino?
 
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Just listened to the Cog/KOP interview.

The bit where KOP suggested every good bit sounds like utter horseshit but if the other stuff he talked about is true, the show was fucked a long time ago. Some of the highlights were

1. Andy threatening to replace Ashton with Jesse from Podawful.

2. The picklesuit fight was real.

3. The two retards needed a team of writers and clippers cause they were too lazy.

4. Andy wanted to make the casino about lowcow gaming. It is retarded as it sounds.

5. They brought on KOP as a consultant.
What the hell does lolcow gaming even mean, playing games and talking about lolcows?
 
Yes. Or talk about lolcow-lite (their words not mine) topics in gaming (beefs, probably dumb game shit, etc).

How Andy hasn't walked into traffic and been ran over astounds me.
That sounds fucking stupid if they wanna stream games just start a second channel call it KinoExtras and do whatever retard shit they want on it gaming streams, ppp solo vids, skits , etc.
 
PPP just rolled over. Jim didn't even have to try.

PPP probably recalled the Ralph fight, and concluded that was the right tactic to use against Jim. It's not unusual for people who feel they are in the twilight of their life to try and be more empathetic to other people's misfortune but, unfortunately, Jim might not grasp such magnanimity is wasted on the likes of PPP and Ralph.
It didn't go well for Ralph, since he's a hollerin' hog and because of it a recurring topic on the monthly recaps. If PPP unlocks his autism and starts to openly shit on Jim, he'll stride the way of the Gunt. It just depends on how petty Asston will get and how much shekels roll in, he already burnt some bridges not too long ago.
 
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Just listened to the Cog/KOP interview.

The bit where KOP suggested every good bit sounds like utter horseshit but if the other stuff he talked about is true, the show was fucked a long time ago. Some of the highlights were

1. Andy threatening to replace Ashton with Jesse from Podawful.

2. The picklesuit fight was real.

3. The two retards needed a team of writers and clippers cause they were too lazy.

4. Andy wanted to make the casino about lowcow gaming. It is retarded as it sounds.

5. They brought on KOP as a consultant.

Edit. Forgot to mention, supposedly @Christorian X is now working for the Kino Casino?
can you link the interview
 
It didn't go well for Ralph, since he's a hollerin' hog and because of it a recurring topic on the monthly recaps. If PPP unlocks his autism and starts to openly shit on Jim, he'll stride the way of the Gunt. It just depends on how petty Asston will get, he already burnt some bridges not too long ago.
For all Asston's retardation and sperging, he at least has enough self-control to know that going against Metokur openly would turn him into Ralph overnight. So like a cuck faggot, he rolled over and submitted to his Master with no resistance. LMAO what a pussy this tub of lard is, shameful.

With Asston's ego swelling nearly as big as his girth - if that's even possible considering his deathfat proportions - I cannot even imagine how much he was seething as he kissed Daddy Jim's ring. Jim made him say Josh was right, made the audience confirm that they were felted, made them acknowledge chat mocking them, drug up every bit of dirt in Asston's personal spats....

You can practically see him gritting his teeth at certain points during the stream. Very kino.
 
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Just listened to the Cog/KOP interview.

The bit where KOP suggested every good bit sounds like utter horseshit but if the other stuff he talked about is true, the show was fucked a long time ago. Some of the highlights were

1. Andy threatening to replace Ashton with Jesse from Podawful.

2. The picklesuit fight was real.

3. The two retards needed a team of writers and clippers cause they were too lazy.

4. Andy wanted to make the casino about lowcow gaming. It is retarded as it sounds.

5. They brought on KOP as a consultant.

Edit. Forgot to mention, supposedly @Christorian X is now working for the Kino Casino?
If you strip away the self-aggrandizing narrative. I suppose he had a lot of information that was accurate. PPP stepped on his toes when he tried going against the grain, and he got insulted with a outline joke too many when giving him money.

I think he was at least partially truthful, because he seem calm about the situation. It's usually when things get heated, and Bryan goes nuclear he has the tendency to confuse what is real, with what he wants to be real.

But in any case, it was actually quite interesting listening to behind the scenes stuff. Good job @Satanic Porn Addiction
 
Whoever said PPP was using his the door to door sales techniques was right. He also added in a large helping of evangelical TV preacher faux. He cannot be sincere when there is a camera/audience.
Right. He had no qualms about celebrating Jim's cancer and saying Jim should deserve a bullet to the head. His woe is me bullshit won't work on this crowd. If anything it should make more of their fans feel disillusioned by how hypocritical this is. I refuse to believe that their donation amounts have remained stable during all of this.
Andy was so quick to lie about donations remaining the same it was laughable. I guess that’s all a hype man can do.

Suddenly quitting the most used payment platform without prior notice would cause a huge dip even if the show was soaring in popularity. It also took away any believability about no fake donos “hand to Jesus” claim too.
What the hell does lolcow gaming even mean, playing games and talking about lolcows?
Sounds like a brilliant idea Andy would come up with. Sort of like lazy writers that pitch ideas, “it’s like Blazing Saddles meets Full Metal Jacket” !!
 
Daddy Gym playing the kingmaker of the sektur is some weak shit. If anyone wonders how Jim looks in attack mode watch Ross stream. I guess he got old, tired and wants just to sweep it up for internet fwendz.
Wonder how long it will be before PPParasite eats himself to death lol
Decades. Just look at Boogie. This fat worthless fuck just refuses to die and its really sad.
 
What the hell does lolcow gaming even mean, playing games and talking about lolcows?
This is a bastardization of what KOP said on the stream. The idea, as he tells it, was that the stream would become the most general audience friendly version of lolcow coverage termed 'lowcow-lite' and transition into a form where some of its runtime was dedicated to video game related content like reviews or even gameplay. It's purple dragon all over again. In andy's mind the endgame is always to convert whatever audience is currently paying attention to a show he has into members of a cult that will pay him to play and talk about video games all day.
 
The calls with KC, Nick, and Ralph have cemented that Daddy Jim is tired and not as interested in getting in screaming matches with people on the internet as he used to be. Hate to see it but if I was literally dying I don't think I'd care about these retards either.
 
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