Prison Letters (07/14/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Kengle has been talking to Helena for months and they plan to create a "Sonichu Base"

[Chazzed Up]

The idea that Chris will eventually starve without a sustainable source of income is pretty damn objective. That's part of what Null was trying to achieve: financial security for Chris. His goals were mostly pragmatic, not ethical or moralistic.

Chris was never going to starve in this country, stupider people than him don't. Even bums don't. It's inherently an ethical decision to prioritize Chris's comfort and well-being. Leaving cows to their own devices is a philosophy that should have been followed.

Nope. Chris has always been a sociopath. It's just that he used to be a controlled sociopath.

The way he acted before was not particularly different than a lot of autists with more severe social handicaps. I think it's just blatantly true that as his connection to reality weakened, his perception of right or wrong further did as well. He got emboldened if nothing else. But it's not like he had a history of torturing animals or something, he was just a typical retard. Not all retards are necessarily dangerous.

That doesn't seem like much calculation to me. Chris is an opportunist, not a calculating planner. The schemes he comes up with are all laughably simple.

I wasn’t suggesting it was a complex plan, just that by his own account he described basically grooming her into escalating sexual activity and on top of that setting up that ruse with Null about the older girlfriend. So it was at least more planned than just wasting money on toys or his other instant gratification shit. He probably could have just gone right to town on Barb but he wanted to set up this premise that he was doing her a favor and teaching her to enjoy it.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

God damn dude... this shit again? It's like GamerGate 2.0 with double the spergury and autism. The lack of originality is so fucking retarded, every single scheme people try pulling is typically a rehash of something done 10 times better in the past. There's no more content to milk out of Chris. There's no fixing him. There's no undoing the damage. He's completely lost to his delusions; his ramblings having no more value than a jailbird crackhead or homeless schizo. The only reason people poke him at this point is for pathetic brownie points towards e-celebdom. Chris-chan is an internet relic with his glory days of producing actually funny content more then a decade behind him. The internet has expanded considerably and has much better cows to tap into. If you've actually read up on Chris' history and attempt to still pull shit in this day and age... well you've learned nothing, just like he hasn't.

I'd hope most of you in this thread and on this website understand this already. I'll say it again, there is no more valuable content coming out of Chris. There is no second coming of the glory days. Let sleeping dogs fucking lie, do not encourage the weens. If you want to keep up the tradition of documenting Chris and observing the aftermath from afar, that's perfectly fine... he is the ground zero of internet lolcows and the internet's original corrupted manchild... but these fags deserve nothing but scorn for what they're doing here.

It's never going to end. He's more famous than ever now thanks to the documentary + the mom rape going viral. There's thousands of new weens out there making plans right now in the same vein as Bella.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

This sucks. The only way a Sonichu base would be good nowadays is if it was something like his LittleBigPlanet or Animal Crossing stuff, but considering he's even too lazy to make comics in jail, where Chris is literally surrounded by less distractions than ever, that seems very unlikely.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

This is gonna end up like that FFVII House cult, isn’t it?

This.

Assuming that the 'Sonichu Base' is anything more tangible than a website, it's not going to be the new Waco or Jonestown, whatever some people on here like to think. The Final Fantasy House sounds much more likely.

A load of screeching harpies, brutalising and abusing each other, wearing gallons of scent to mask the stench of their months-unwashed bodies, dressing up in silly costumes and attempting to convince each other that they're fictional characters. The fit with Chris's own circumstances is uncanny.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I don't think many can seriously claim that they expected the incest shit

I know there's a good handful of us that fully expected the incest shit.

There were red flags, right. Him having dreams of him fucking his mother, Barb was having Chris spoon her in bed for years on end, there was an assortment of weird fuckin' things going on in that house.

 

[GumballFapper]

I can already see how "Sonichu Base" would look like, a boring website hosted by Kengle and with Helena's artwork all over it, because Chris is probably too lazy to do artwork for his own website but Helena the goblina has all the time in the world for weenery

Except at least the old-time Sonichu websites were ""hacked"" to force Chris into recording videos to proclaim his straighness, this site doesn't even have that leverage

 

[A-№1]

For fuck's sake, Null is almost 30. He wasted 2 years on an obviously lost cause.

They were his years to waste. I am considerably older than 30, and I have wasted far more of my time on various lost causes.

At the very least Null proved two things. First he proved that Chris is actually capable of financial security if he puts in the effort. Second, he proved (pretty damn conclusively) that Chris is not worth the effort.

Not a bad use of two years, if you ask me.

it's just impossible to get through him.

Hunger will.

I had to look up the buffalo cube, I had no idea what it was.

The actual fuck is that?

I still have no idea what it is.

Depends on the psychiatrist. One of those evil psychiatrists in fiction who break people’s minds could be neat.

Not much there to break.

That said, Chris could definitely benefit form the Ludovico Technique, making him a Clockwork Potato, as it were.

Chris was never going to starve in this country, stupider people than him don't.

Stupider people than Chris can actually be helped. Chris isn't a lost cause because he's stupid (though he is, indeed, stupid).

Even bums don't.

If only that were true.

Not all retards are necessarily dangerous.

Not all retards are sociopaths.

Let's list the common traits of sociopathy.

1. A lack of empathy for others - That's Chris
2. Little to no genuine remorse - Chris again.
3. The manipulation of other people - Chris is too gormless to succeed, but he tries.
4. Lying and deceit - More Chris.
5. A sense of superiority over others - He's HIGH FUNCTIONING.
6. Little to no regard for right or wrong - That's our Chris.
7. The belief that rules do not apply to them - Chris thinks he should make the rules.
8. Getting into legal trouble or a little regard for the law - "Don't call anyone!"
9. A lack of responsibility or engaging in irresponsible behaviors - Some Lego. Enough said.
10. Aggression or hostility - Show us those teeth, Chris! Wave that pocket knife!
11. The exploitation of other people - He tries.
12. Substance use - Sonichu is a hell of a drug.

The Sonichu comics are a window into Chris' idealized world, and, not to put too fine a point on it, they are fucked up. They reveal the sort of monster Chris has always been inside; The monster he only wishes he could be. And he made them during the Classic Chris phase.

Chris has always been a sociopath. It's just that as time has passed, more and more he's acted on his impulses in real life.

I wasn’t suggesting it was a complex plan, just that by his own account he described basically grooming her into escalating sexual activity and on top of that setting up that ruse with Null about the older girlfriend. So it was at least more planned than just wasting money on toys or his other instant gratification shit. He probably could have just gone right to town on Barb but he wanted to set up this premise that he was doing her a favor and teaching her to enjoy it.

How much of that was planning ahead, and how much was Chris ret-conning afterward?

There were red flags, right. Him having dreams of him fucking his mother, Barb was having Chris spoon her in bed for years on end, there was an assortment of weird fuckin' things going on in that house.

Rural Virginia…

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

They were his years to waste.

Yeah, doesn't mean I can't point out that he wasted them on a black hole for good intentions that Chris is.

he proved (pretty damn conclusively) that Chris is not worth the effort.

Yeah, he could also spend two years proving that the sky is blue.

Chris is too gormless to succeed, but he tries.

I'd say he successfully manipulated many people into thinking that he is a harmless tard. Too many.

How much of that was planning ahead, and how much was Chris ret-conning afterward?

All of this was planned ahead, since he informed Null about his "girlfriend" months before the incest tape leak. Fuck, at first Null even tried to claim that Chris is lying about fucking Barb to cover for that incredibly sketchy girlfriend, only to realize later that Chris described a younger version of Barb to him. I.e. exactly what I told - Null shouldn't have bothered to begin with.

 

[A-№1]

Yeah, doesn't mean I can't point out that he wasted them

But he chose to waste them. He wasn't forced into it. That's not the same as getting fucked over. A lot of people have worse hobbies.

I'd say he successfully manipulated many people into thinking that he is a harmless tard. Too many.

Really? Who? So far as I can recall, it's been mostly weens. Who cares about them?

All of this was planned ahead, since he informed Null about his "girlfriend" months before the incest tape leak.

But was it before the actual incest? That's what matters.

 

[Clint's Burden]

There's no fixing him. There's no undoing the damage. He's completely lost to his delusions; his ramblings having no more value than a jailbird crackhead or homeless schizo. The only reason people poke him at this point is for pathetic brownie points towards e-celebdom. Chris-chan is an internet relic with his glory days of producing actually funny content more then a decade behind him. The internet has expanded considerably and has much better cows to tap into. If you've actually read up on Chris' history and attempt to still pull shit in this day and age... well you've learned nothing, just like he hasn't.

This is a concept I try to impress upon people who find King Cobra, as he's similarly as old, and they never fuckin' get it.

The stark reality is that most people aren't much more intelligent than the cows they follow. People are fucking absolutely retarded, they don't get it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Really? Who? So far as I can recall, it's been mostly weens. Who cares about them?

Go to the comment section of Comprehensive history. There is enough people who still unironically try to blame it all on trolls or autism, even though he said multiple times that he did it himself without any incite.

But was it before the actual incest? That's what matters.

I don't know, somewhere around that time. Chris didn't tell us the exact date when he stuck his bent duck in Barb for the first time.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

The actual fuck is that?

I still have no idea what it is.

I don't know for certain. It's not easy searching Twitter for old posts from prolific users like Kengle. I'm thinking a Moloch-like deity. Maybe the top of the cube opens up and you can put a baby inside for it to eat.

 

[Got Milk!]

I don't know for certain. It's not easy searching Twitter for old posts from prolific users like Kengle. I'm thinking a Moloch-like deity. Maybe the top of the cube opens up and you can put a baby inside for it to eat.

It's a template for the Chris base. Except it will be a cow instead of a buffalo and the cow will be holding a Fanta bottle and McDonald's, parked in front of a Sheetz.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I can already see how "Sonichu Base" would look like, a boring website hosted by Kengle and with Helena's artwork all over it, because Chris is probably too lazy to do artwork for his own website but Helena the goblina has all the time in the world for weenery

Except at least the old-time Sonichu websites were ""hacked"" to force Chris into recording videos to proclaim his straighness, this site doesn't even have that leverage

And then Kengle would probably get bored of it/get frustrated with Chris and delete everything, like he usually does with most of his websites, and get back to drawing buffolo cubes and art with eye-bleeding colors...only to then redo the entire thing again.

 

[Zebedee]

But he chose to waste them. He wasn't forced into it. That's not the same as getting fucked over. A lot of people have worse hobbies.

Whilst obviously a point of contention, I would agree on that. The further back you go it becomes obvious that some users on the farms have assisted Chris out of their own free will, even if it was just to see what he would do or just because they wanted some of the garbage he hawked over ebay. Some even went further than that, such as with the Watchmen.

 

[StarDog]

Watching Chris now is like watching a show that went on for far too long, the viewership dwindled, the writers quit and the quality noticeably dropped, but the network keeps renewing it. Many people stopped, but some still watch it just to see how it will end. Chris might be boring now, but he's still a notable figure on popular culture (internet history is part of it), it's only natural that people would still watch him if only to see if anything mildly entertaining comes out!

Pretty much hit the nail on the head with this analogy. Good job. Though, I’ve seen Chris’ life compared to the likeness of The Truman Show. Clearly not a direct translation, but a similarly funny comparison nonetheless.

I think anybody who’s invested in something for 2 decades is going to be interested in seeing how it all ends. Even though Chris’ life lost most it’s entertainment value in it’s day-to-day (episode-to-episode), there’s no shame in wanting to keep tabs on how his swirling mess of a life is going to eventually go down the toilet entirely. As for what you don’t want to be... Imagine weens and enablers as that ignorant subsection of the viewer base that’s still generating profit by buying the merchandise and acting as if the show is still good. People who hopped on the bandwagon way after it’s true glory, and are compensating hard for that by trying to force content.

“WAAAAOWWWW DID YOU SEE THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE A NEW CWCIPEDIA? LMAOOO JULLLLAAAYYYY”

 

[PsychoNerd054]

“WAAAAOWWWW DID YOU SEE THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE A NEW CWCIPEDIA? LMAOOO JULLLLAAAYYYY”

In that regard, I regret even making this thread, which was meant to document Kengle's annoucements of such a thing, at all. Probably would've worked better as a minor talking point in Random Thoughts, or something, so that he wouldn't even get the reconition he so longs for.

Considering who Kengle is, a literal boomer who's tried to create website after website of his own weird interests, treats the jail letters like some sort of scheduled show, and the fact he's essentially Null's replacement, is it really that shocking that he'd do something as desperate as this?

 

[RodgerDodger]

I don't think many can seriously claim that they expected the incest shit

This is Kiwifarms. So Incest, along with Dogfucking and Cannibalism is always on the table, even if you're really not expecting it. It's always an option.

 

[StarDog]

In that regard, I regret even making this thread, which was meant to document Kengle's annoucements of such a thing, at all. Probably would've worked better as a minor talking point in Random Thoughts, or something, so that he wouldn't even get the reconition he so longs for.

Nah man, document this pathetic ass act as a deterrent. Let it be known that this is textbook weenery and enabling that the farms doesn’t endorse.

 

[King Kiwi]

Hey I thought Kengle said he had washed his hands of Chris.

And than I remembered there are people who have less of a life than I do.

Or maybe I'm thinking of Watermelon.