Prison Letters (07/14/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Kengle has been talking to Helena for months and they plan to create a "Sonichu Base"

I am looking at an extended Sonichu universe of Canon and non-canon as a Sonichu base. Helena is on board with this. I want to look at this as a business model with budgeting and a SWOT analysis. We also have to deal with public image issues as well.
This is from Kengle. It sounds like he wants to make a profitable wiki for everyone's Sonichu-inspired OC's, like Helena's Pickchu and Jeffery. I imagine it might look like other wikis people have made of fictional stuff, like this one about alien species.
 
God damn dude... this shit again? It's like GamerGate 2.0 with double the spergury and autism. The lack of originality is so fucking retarded, every single scheme people try pulling is typically a rehash of something done 10 times better in the past. There's no more content to milk out of Chris. There's no fixing him. There's no undoing the damage. He's completely lost to his delusions; his ramblings having no more value than a jailbird crackhead or homeless schizo. The only reason people poke him at this point is for pathetic brownie points towards e-celebdom. Chris-chan is an internet relic with his glory days of producing actually funny content more then a decade behind him. The internet has expanded considerably and has much better cows to tap into. If you've actually read up on Chris' history and attempt to still pull shit in this day and age... well you've learned nothing, just like he hasn't.

I'd hope most of you in this thread and on this website understand this already. I'll say it again, there is no more valuable content coming out of Chris. There is no second coming of the glory days. Let sleeping dogs fucking lie, do not encourage the weens. If you want to keep up the tradition of documenting Chris and observing the aftermath from afar, that's perfectly fine... he is the ground zero of internet lolcows and the internet's original corrupted manchild... but these fags deserve nothing but scorn for what they're doing here.
 
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I more meant that personality of his was more worthy of feeling a desire to help.
Worthiness is entirely subjective.

There were a lot of warning signs that he was in the process of going full sociopath.

Chris has always been a sociopath. It just took time for Barb to become weak (or deranged) enough for Chris to act on his desires.


Yes I know Chris said a lot of weird shit about his mom and you can crow about how you all knew all along but Chris has said a lot of retarded shit over the years, both of his own volition and compelled, but hasn’t acted out on it like this before.

It was predicted more by what Chris did than what he said. Also by Barb's behavior. The whole deal between them since Bob died has been very creepy.

Also Chris didn't refrain from acting on his incestuous impulses because of any moral decision or vestige of normalcy or suchlike, but merely because he didn't think he could get away with it. The moment Barb because weak enough and dependent on Chris enough (and Chris realized it), he started fucking her.


I don't think many can seriously claim that they expected the incest shit

I did. Chris won me a few bets when he fucked his mother. You'll never lose by underestimating Chris.
 
I would assume since the Orbiterwave people are still somehow believing the shit that all of Chris' misfortune was those dang trolls fault and are still taking pity on him in the face of all the facts of what all's been documented. Some serious mental gymnastics at play here.
No think the same thing that happened to Andy Dick

It doesn't matter how much of a menace to society he is
The fact is he has orbiters who essentially want to make money off him

Granted not a lot of money but still there's some money to be made from Chris
 
Like one of those orbiters would buy a cheap plot of land somewhere and they'd build a new Sonichu Temple or base on it, with some specifications to Chris's liking.
I hear there's some land in Colorado where Alpacas are "raised and cared for" and the inhabitants are friendly to Chris types. Iirc at least one of the inhabitants pisses away money on toys too. If only that could be a thing.
 
Worthiness is entirely subjective.
Almost anything is subjective, that doesn't really change that proportionally speaking more people thought Chris was at least pitiable back when he was a virgin with rage rather than this insane tranny rollercoaster ride where he openly spits on anyone who helps him, if they don't comply sufficiently with his retarded delusions.

Chris has always been a sociopath. It just took time for Barb to become weak (or deranged) enough for Chris to act on his desires.
Personally I think that evolved over time. Combination of social isolation, being terminally online preaching into the Twitter void about his delusions, sexual deprivation, etc. It would be impossible to say if he always had the desire toward Barb, it's possible he's entertained the idea before but I don't think he would have acted on it without the aforementioned factors.

I did. Chris won me a few bets when he fucked his mother. You'll never lose by underestimating Chris.
Well, I did say most people, not all people. I'm sure there are those who expected he might do something insane someday. I think the popular perception was that Chris was a mostly harmless tard, and people expected if he did something fucked up that it would be part of sperg meltdown (like the blarms stuff) rather than the oddly calculated shit he did to Barb.
 
So Kengle still wants to turn lolcowdom into some freakish business?
I don't get why this guy keeps insisting on this, he's fucking 62, keep it a hobby. Trying to build a business that is bound to attract assholes, and relies on a terminal manbaby is a fucking headache on the concept stage, let alone actually working into making it a thing. Just think of it, an almost elderly guy having to take care of an entire house inhabited by a manbaby without any work ethic, hygiene and a colossal fucking ego and sense of entitlement. I wouldn't do it if you paid me six fucking figures to work on that!
I'd hope most of you in this thread and on this website understand this already. I'll say it again, there is no more valuable content coming out of Chris. There is no second coming of the glory days. Let sleeping dogs fucking lie, do not encourage the weens. If you want to keep up the tradition of documenting Chris and observing the aftermath from afar, that's perfectly fine... he is the ground zero of internet lolcows and the internet's original corrupted manchild... but these fags deserve nothing but scorn for what they're doing here.
Watching Chris now is like watching a show that went on for far too long, the viewership dwindled, the writers quit and the quality noticeably dropped, but the network keeps renewing it. Many people stopped, but some still watch it just to see how it will end. Chris might be boring now, but he's still a notable figure on popular culture (internet history is part of it), it's only natural that people would still watch him if only to see if anything mildly entertaining comes out!
 
What are you talking about? Josh is King of the Tard Wranglers, he runs this website. Jokes aside, Null was just trying to get Chris to see that he could have had a business selling his garbage on the Internet to people who actually wanted it, and Chris had to go and fuck his mom. That's not Null's fault.
Null's fault was getting involved to begin with. "Wait, I though you was watching Chris, how did he manage to fuck his mom? Were you tricked by an autistic retard? Come on, man!"

What do you think Null thought he knew? And who do you mean by "everyone else"?
Everyone else, who told Null "don't try to help Chris, you'll get fucked over", but he didn't listen. A thread where he crowdfunded his trip to some convention would be a good start.

So how would you help Chris?
That's the neat thing - I wouldn't. Chris is beyond help.

Chris was fulfilling his obligations, and was able to meet his goals for raising money to attend the convention he wanted to go to by doing some work for it.
Haha, Chris wanted to run with the money, lol. He would forget that one have to do the work he was paid for the second he would leave him i.e. "trying to help Chris is stupid". Also, don't give me this "but he just tried to make him sustainable" shit. Null and some other users jumped to help Chris right after Idea Guys saga, probably because they felt responsible for it, even though this is retarded idea too.
 
I don't get why this guy keeps insisting on this, he's fucking 62, keep it a hobby.
Kengle once made up a delirious idea for how KF could work. IIRC it involved "tiers", and of course lolcows had to consent for threads to be open in the first place.

Also like I said, he wants to befriend all lolcows while somehow also being "one of the cool kids" (trolls).
 
Kengle once made up a delirious idea for how KF could work. IIRC it involved "tiers", and of course lolcows had to consent for threads to be open in the first place.

Also like I said, he wants to befriend all lolcows while somehow also being "one of the cool kids" (trolls).
Kengle has stated that his idea for Onion Farms was to focus primarily on what he deems to be "celebrity gossip", not so much lolcows.

Kengle's the epitome of a boomer trying to figure out how the Internet works. He's become a literal nobody that created art about Buffalo cubes, to the friend of all lolcows, the ultimate shit groper. Doesn't help that he made a few lolcows actual mods on the site, too.
 
I don't know what's worse, trying to communicate with Chris or censoring your letters from him out of some sense of loyalty to him.

This is gonna end up like that FFVII House cult, isn’t it?
the idea of the next Chris saga ending up like the Final Fantasy house is fucking amazing, I can only get so erect at the amount of fucking milk these cows would produce.
 
Almost anything is subjective,

The idea that Chris will eventually starve without a sustainable source of income is pretty damn objective. That's part of what Null was trying to achieve: financial security for Chris. His goals were mostly pragmatic, not ethical or moralistic.

Personally I think that evolved over time.

Nope. Chris has always been a sociopath. It's just that he used to be a controlled sociopath.

It would be impossible to say if he always had the desire toward Barb,

I doubt he actually desired Barb. He merely wanted to get his duck wet, and Barb was the easiest available way to get that. Had there been an equally defenseless but more attractive woman also available at 14BLC, Barb would probably have been safe.

the oddly calculated shit he did to Barb.

Chris is horny + Barb can't stop him = incestification.

That doesn't seem like much calculation to me. Chris is an opportunist, not a calculating planner. The schemes he comes up with are all laughably simple.


I don't get why this guy keeps insisting on this,

He's not very bright.


Everyone else, who told Null "don't try to help Chris, you'll get fucked over", but he didn't listen.

How was Null fucked over? Insofar as I can tell, all he did was waste some time and effort. Null is young. He still has plenty of both, and it's his own business what he does with either.

That's the neat thing - I wouldn't. Chris is beyond help.

It depends on what you're trying to help him with, and how you do it. Unfortunately most of the methods that might actually work are now socially unacceptable.
 
How was Null fucked over? Insofar as I can tell, all he did was waste some time and effort. Null is young. He still has plenty of both, and it's his own business what he does with either.
For fuck's sake, Null is almost 30. He wasted 2 years on an obviously lost cause. Now everyone can deflect anything he says with "are sure just as you were sure that Chris didn't fuck Barb, when there was an actual recording of him confessing to this?"

It depends on what you're trying to help him with, and how you do it.
No, it doesn't. Anything that includes locking him up is not as much as helping him as making sure that he is not going to cause any trouble and anything that doesn't simply isn't going to help, because he is 40 years old and he spent all this time making his character worse, it's just impossible to get through him.
 
This is from Kengle. It sounds like he wants to make a profitable wiki for everyone's Sonichu-inspired OC's, like Helena's Pickchu and Jeffery. I imagine it might look like other wikis people have made of fictional stuff, like this one about alien species.
Kengle has talked about wanting to implement his Sonichen characters into Chris's work, even suggesting creating short stories and novels. I take this website to be an attempt to turn Sonichu into a legitimate franchise which, as many people in the thread pointed out, will very likely come with its own set of hardships outside of just the "public image". This is likely going to be another one of those projects that Kengle randomly decides to abandon and restart years later.
 
Kengle's the epitome of a boomer trying to figure out how the Internet works. He's become a literal nobody that created art about Buffalo cubes, to the friend of all lolcows, the ultimate shit groper. Doesn't help that he made a few lolcows actual mods on the site, too.
I had to look up the buffalo cube, I had no idea what it was. By Kengle, age 55.
 

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Chris doesn't need a psychiatrist.
Depends on the psychiatrist. One of those evil psychiatrists in fiction who break people’s minds could be neat.

He was just trying to get Chris to become financially independent.
He proved Chris could do it if he wanted to, fully aware that Chris might not care enough.

I had to look up the buffalo cube, I had no idea what it was. By Kengle, age 55.
I am speechless.
 
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