DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I will never give an inch on my theory that Phil only has a biznus degree because his dad is a professor at the university, so the other professors gave the retarded kid of his college a free degree that he doesn't deserve, this nigga can't do basic math like addition properly and you are telling me he was able to learn mathematical analysis I, II, probability and other math based classes? I don't think so.
 
"You can't pick a motherboard until you know the components, and then you pick a motherboard that's compatible with those components!"


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Jesus titty-fucking Christ, kill me now.
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Even his notes have a lunacy sticker.
 
I wonder how many times did Phil smack the absolute shit out of Jasper when he is off camera. For stuff like peeing or knocking stuff over or being a cat.
If you're going to theory craft weird things like animal beating at least do it properly.

I think Phil is raping his cat, Phil Burnell is a cat rapist. His other cat, Kat got so fat he rapes his feline cat.
 
Someone tells him that a PC generally doesn't ship with a big air cooler mounted because it can break the motherboard due to its weight.
"What's the difference between a cooler being in the mail or sitting here running in here every day, it's still gravity?"
 
He could compile a list of compatible components on two websites in fifteen minutes but instead he’s going to expect his dents to be his tech support and then he’ll bill them when they’re done, after he’s finished fleecing them for whatever he decides to buy.

I can’t wait until he buys it, receives it, and finds out either something is broken or that he doesn’t know how to set it up, then calls it a piece of shit on stream.
 
Someone tells him that a PC generally doesn't ship with a big air cooler mounted because it can break the motherboard due to its weight.
"What's the difference between a cooler being in the mail or sitting here running in here every day, it's still gravity?"
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what the fuck was this?
 
He could compile a list of compatible components on two websites in fifteen minutes but instead he’s going to expect his dents to be his tech support and then he’ll bill them when they’re done, after he’s finished fleecing them for whatever he decides to buy.

I can’t wait until he buys it, receives it, and finds out either something is broken or that he doesn’t know how to set it up, then calls it a piece of shit on stream.

Notice how he's constantly saying shit like: "YOU GUYS said I should get this component."

He's totally setting his audience up so he can blame them for when something, ANYTHING goes wrong with this PC in the years to come, just like he does with games suggested by random people in the chat and polls about game polls.
 
Phil said " Kayne reupped his membership for 4 months and asked 'would you stream with Rich, Boogie and Wings?' STREAM???!!! I wouldn't be completely opposed too, GAME???!! I don't know huauuaua how that would work, but stream ,like do something together if it was something interesting, then maybe"
You fucking retard, you just rejected 50k for a stupid podcast with Boogie and Wings and now you are saying you might collab with them? You compulsive liar go kill yourself, how do the dents even listen to that and think "yes, this guy is honest".

Link to the clip: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxljBQSwFAF4Fsvh-d6YoEurSrhVXpWV3X
 
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This is giving me a crazy cat lady lady vibes.
ETA: MD Phillip Burnell Vet teaches us that cheese is not a protein.
Phil DUMB ASS.
Just because you buy the more expensive stuff does not mean it is better.
You want the stuff without the corn byproducts added.

With rice he is full of shit. Seriously though Phil needs to STFU we KNOW he does not give his can enough water.
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Someone tells him that a PC generally doesn't ship with a big air cooler mounted because it can break the motherboard due to its weight.
"What's the difference between a cooler being in the mail or sitting here running in here every day, it's still gravity?"
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Ya know I was just watching a video where Chris Chan's response to a framed picture he mailed being broken when it arrived, cause he mailed it in a fucking bubbleope, was "It wasn't my fault! I wrote fragile and handle with care on the package!"

Dave is definitely one of those fuckin morons who doesn't understand that shit gets thrown around while being mailed.
 
Lmao I can't with this dude, Phil deduction capabilities are on par with a down syndrome kid, he is playing that cat game, he enters a room with only TWO FUCKING OBJECTS you can interact with, one is a barrel that you get inside of and roll ,and the other one is a door switch, there are enemies inside the room that look like head crabs from half life(there is like 20 of them), Phil climbs down from the platform he is in to enter the room, as he is about to get down he says "looks like I need to move use the barrel, but how do I move the guys over here(meaning how do I get rid of the enemies)", he climbs down, starts running in circles around of the barrel while all the enemies are jumping on him, then he gets inside of the barrell, he starts rolling it and dies 5 seconds later because all the enemies jumped on him when he was slowly moving the barrel.

"Hmmm I don't know how to do this, maybe like trap them anywhere?? I guess you just have to like go for it" , he then goes back into the room , jumps inside of the barrel when all the enemies are jumping on him but miraculously doesn't die, and the barrel starts slowly killing the enemies until there is only 2 or 3 left, this process takes about a minute of him running in circles, getting in and out of the barrel and crushing enemies by moving the barrel back and fort, after killing almost all the enemies he approaches the only other object in the room (the door switch) and uses the door switch to open the door and move forward into the game.

What a fucking retard, he only has two objects to interact with but he just slams his head against the wall until he wins, this also appear to be a baby game where you don't have permanent health and you heal all the damage done to you after 3 seconds of not taking damage so I that's why he was able to beat that part, he got inside of the barrel, killed a few enemies by rolling the barrel on top of them ,then ran away for 3 seconds until all his health regenerated and repeated the process, I can't imagine being this low functioning, game devs make games so easy because of people like him, this was the easiest puzzle in the world (and by puzzle I mean open the door) but Phil wasn't able to figure it out, I don't play this game so maybe there was something he could do to distract the enemies for 2 seconds so he could hack the door to open it, he didn't had to do anything like waiting for a bar to charge to open the door either, all he had to do was press square and the door opened two seconds later while his character was still mobile. The reason I mention this is because I find it interesting that game devs need to include a barrel to brute force the victory by killing the enemies using that plus a 3 second full health regen because retards like Phil can't beat even the most simple of puzzles (which I assume was run in circles to create distance and press square on the door switch in the worst case, and just press square to open the door in the best case).

When that part of the stream starts, not full clip: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxiic6C5p4ORPnW1Ds9TqLaFy1X-YClkR_
 
Look, let Phil pretend he's debating which components to get. He's being gifted a prebuilt PC, and the make, model, and average price will be known within 5 minutes of the thing being revealed. Also, let's be honest, we know exactly which 3 letter dent is the one funding the PC, so when Phil fucks it up, mockery galore.
 
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