DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dennis Rodman]

Can Phil go a single game with black people in it without being really racist, especially in David Cage games?
I'm sure the pearl-clutchers at Reddit and dexerto would get a field day out of this one.


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Look I’m all for racist jokes, but it should at least be funny.

 

[Pargon]

Notice how he's constantly saying shit like: "YOU GUYS said I should get this component."

He's totally setting his audience up so he can blame them for when something, ANYTHING goes wrong with this PC in the years to come, just like he does with games suggested by random people in the chat and polls about game polls.

The worst part is that if he weren’t a retard from Alpha Centauri with the Milky Way’s most fragile ego he could so easily turn this into an actual event for his community. Hold a prelim session to get parts ideas, make sure they’re compatible, hold a poll and then stream yourself ordering everything. Then when it all arrives you do a marathon for the assembly so you can shoot the shit and people can walk you through the hard parts. You know, engage his fucking audience. I’m 95% of the way to being as much of a hermit as he is now and it took me no time to come up with that.

But Phil is afraid of learning things and doubly afraid of looking stupid in front of people he has never and will never meet for some reason and I guess doing something honestly so that nearly all of his viewing audience might have cause to stop believing everything he says is a lie is far less important than squeezing a few more drops of blood from the same stone so he can offer it up to another group of people who couldn’t care less about him for dopamine whose effect will fade mere seconds after it’s felt.

Every time I write one of these things I become ever more pleased at realizing that he has no plan to get out of the hole he’s dug for himself. His inheritance isn’t going to avail him no matter how much it is. He’ll blaze his way through it without putting any of it to anything he owes and then go back to being the oldest weirdo streaming Dark Souls III for the hundredth time.

 

[Lazycunt]

"You can't pick a motherboard until you know the components, and then you pick a motherboard that's compatible with those components!"


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Jesus titty-fucking Christ, kill me now.

Mister fucking doesn't know anything but he knows this ....man he's either retarded or was dropped on his head as a baby .

So fucking stupid it always surprises me just how much he knows fuck all about about fuck all

Someone tells him that a PC generally doesn't ship with a big air cooler mounted because it can break the motherboard due to its weight.
"What's the difference between a cooler being in the mail or sitting here running in here every day, it's still gravity?"
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They have fucking packing foam in them generally fucking hell is retard audience is dumb but he's even fucking dumber

 

[Cardef1121]

Whatever else ends up happening with DSP's PC: I hope he ends up getting a CPU with integrated graphics and at least a 3070 or AMD equivalent and then hooks his monitor up to the motherboard without noticing...

 

[Iron Hamster]

Mister fucking doesn't know anything but he knows this ....man he's either retarded or was dropped on his head as a baby .

So fucking stupid it always surprises me just how much he knows fuck all about about fuck all

He doesn't have to know anything to order a pre-built. It's all theater to ripoff the marks.

 

[Super Dent Head]

I'm hoping this PC has some sort of damage too, just like the last 2 shitboxes he bought.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Amazing posture from the King of Power Walks.

EDIT: Jasper Kitty no!! Get down from there before it's too late!!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I find this talking about the pc surreal. AND HE WONT EVEN PLAY FUKIN PC GAMES! I hope his machine catches fire and burns down the house middle unit condo.

fixed

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Look, let Phil pretend he's debating which components to get. He's being gifted a prebuilt PC, and the make, model, and average price will be known within 5 minutes of the thing being revealed. Also, let's be honest, we know exactly which 3 letter dent is the one funding the PC, so when Phil fucks it up, mockery galore.

He's so easy to read. He's ultra defensive at any question regarding the pc. We all know he's getting a pc gifted then doing a scam fundraiser for it. It's going to be hilarious.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is giving me a crazy cat lady lady vibes.
ETA: MD Phillip Burnell Vet teaches us that cheese is not a protein.
Phil DUMB ASS.
Just because you buy the more expensive stuff does not mean it is better.
You want the stuff without the corn byproducts added.
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With rice he is full of shit. Seriously though Phil needs to STFU we KNOW he does not give his can enough water.
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Phil’s ass must be a gateway to a pocket dimension, given all of the dumb shit he pulls out of it.

 

[DegreeInFunnyBusiness]

They have fucking packing foam in them generally fucking hell is retard audience is dumb but he's even fucking dumber

No, whoever said that was correct. To confirm, the only options on cyberpowerPC for me right now are liquid cooling AIO's. And the packing foam isn't strong enough to stop a 3 pound metal heatsink from warping the motherboard when these UPS or FedEx niggers toss around your package like it's a basketball.

But ultimately it doesn't matter, DSP is just a massive retard when it comes to this entire PC ordeal to begin with. The fact that ReviewTechUSA is offering him a PC, COMPLETELY FOR FREE, and he doesn't want it already shows what's wrong with his mentality. It's not new enough! According to others, the PC RTU offered up is a Ryzen Threadripper 1950X and an RTX 2080. This thing is even better than my own PC. In classic DSP fashion, he's a fucking dipshit unwilling to pay the $100 to ship this thing to himself and would rather pay $2000 or more just to have something new and shiny. But he totally can't afford his bills dood! He just has zero awareness for cost-analysis.

Did you notice the pattern during these PC streams? He completely ignores every person giving him reasonable advice that involves saving money or choosing lower-end components. No, he doesn't need a graphics card at all if he chooses Intel. No, he doesn't need a huge SSD. No, he doesn't need a lot of RAM or a big PSU. But the only "feedback" he reads are the ones that feed back into his own greed - he wants the big, new, shiny thing even if it'll sit there doing fuck-all. And the cherry on top is he'll pay 25-50% marked-up prices on each component because he's too lazy to follow a YouTube guide on how to put his PC legos together.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Amazing posture from the King of Power Walks.

EDIT: Jasper Kitty no!! Get down from there before it's too late!!
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He's really that lazy that he can't just pick up the cat?

 

[Q_Anon1001]

"Guys thank you ack ack so much for helping me meet my 3k goal!! I finally got my gaming pc I'll be using for streaming"
The pc:

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

dsp blatantly made a racist remark on stream.... he has to get banned

 

[DegreeInFunnyBusiness]

"Guys thank you ack ack so much for helping me meet my 3k goal!! I finally got my gaming pc I'll be using for streaming"
The pc:
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Ironically, this would be the most responsible thing he could do. That PC is all he needs for his "job". Anything more is a waste of money. But when has this guy ever been concerned about wasting his money?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

"Guys thank you ack ack so much for helping me meet my 3k goal!! I finally got my gaming pc I'll be using for streaming"
The pc:
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No dude they got this all wrong, see that's missing a 2 in front of the 5 but he still only pays 578 and fuck you you fucking troll for asking where the rest of the money went.

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

Phil’s ass must be a gateway to a pocket dimension, given all of the dumb shit he pulls out of it.

It's like Doraemon's pocket!

 

[Grammatik]

someone should clip it, i dont know how. phil made bizarre sexual/genital jokes when there was a child on screen. in the voice of the child.

shit is fucking weird. hes gotta be a low key pedo. like fucking hell, does he think its funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXZoZjdeLBs

someone in DDM comment marked the timestaps so thanks to them.

the first "joke" happened at 1:42:42
and the 2nd happened at 1:58:16

and the weirdest one about the 2nd "joke" was how derich said that he really liked phils commentary tonight. fucking sick cunt.

I don't think he's a closeted pedo, just a 12 years old retarded joker, who thinks he's funny, in the bahdy of a 65 years old with daily dialysis needs.

And as no one in his retarded chat will discourage his behavior, no one he cares about (i.e. who pays him mucho) at least, he feels funny. Never forget that Phail is a total stupid asshole way before getting close to something else, and a harmless one, except for himself.

 

[snort beg snort]

So is the Mickey Mouse laugh thing he does intentional or just another bizarre quirk like the accent and the snorting?

 

[Super Dent Head]

So is the Mickey Mouse laugh thing he does intentional or just another bizarre quirk like the accent and the snorting?

That'd be the brain damage from being dropped on the head 18 times as a baby.