DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Radical Goodspeed]

So is the Mickey Mouse laugh thing he does intentional or just another bizarre quirk like the accent and the snorting?

The thing about changing your mannerisms to try and avoid being made fun of for them is that you may end up making new ones unconsciously.

Doubly so if you're socially retarded like Phil.

 

[Grammatik]

Asking Phil to successfully navigate a UNIX-derived OS would be like expecting a chimpanzee to assemble a nuclear accelerator.

To be honest, I would legitimately put 10 bucks on the chimp. He would be less annoying on top of that.

 

[Pargon]

To be honest, I would legitimately put 10 bucks on the chimp. He would be less annoying on top of that.

Also somehow less likely to trigger an atomic holocaust.

 

[tomstone]

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Amazing posture from the King of Power Walks.

EDIT: Jasper Kitty no!! Get down from there before it's too late!!
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wtf. is he too afraid to pick up his declawed cat?

 

[UaineRunei]

This is considered a 'slow stream' now.

 

[Grammatik]

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Amazing posture from the King of Power Walks.

My God, those arms... What a man!

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is considered a 'slow stream' now.

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Anything short of $150+ always has been.

 

[Pargon]

wtf. is he too afraid to pick up his declawed cat?

What the fuck, don’t play like you’re going to sit on your fucking cat, just pick him up you shitstain. What if you try that and your fat clumsy ass loses balance and you sit too fast and you crush him?

That fucking smirk, kill yourself ten times over.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[DawnDusk]

@DawnDusk is now a fellow detractor. Awesome!

Haha, I've been a detractor for over a decade, brother.

https://youtu.be/TD0X_9oo6ok according to this video there was a cease and desist sent to Phil about his Level 1 podcast name?

Yes. I can't prove the person claiming to be the original podcaster is genuine: they're either the real deal or someone really dedicated to impersonating a long-defunct and minor podcaster. However, I can confirm genuine e-mails were sent to Phil that he either ignored or didn't see.

 

[Pig_man]

Even after making 300+ yesterday he's begging hard for tips. Must have spent it all on champions yesterday and now begging to have enough money to spend tmrw. Sad.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I will never give an inch on my theory that Phil only has a biznus degree because his dad is a professor at the university, so the other professors gave the retarded kid of his college a free degree that he doesn't deserve, this nigga can't do basic math like addition properly and you are telling me he was able to learn mathematical analysis I, II, probability and other math based classes? I don't think so.

As stupid as Phil is, young Phil was still able to do things when he put his mind to it like how he practiced the broken port to get 4th place. He did show an ability to memorize things so him passing math isn't that far off, especially if the professors he had allowed a note card on tests.

However in 20 years, his brain has become mush and the alcohol has made it worse and worse as well as Phil deciding to not learn from anything. His degree also is one of the easiest ones to get.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

As stupid as Phil is, young Phil was still able to do things when he put his mind to it like how he practiced the broken port to get 4th place. He did show an ability to memorize things so him passing math isn't that far off, especially if the professors he had allowed a note card on tests.

However in 20 years, his brain has become mush and the alcohol has made it worse and worse as well as Phil deciding to not learn from anything. His degree also is one of the easiest ones to get.

Yep, his school requires (for a business major) calc 1 and an intro stats course. Both of which are really easy and he could memorize enough to pass (but not know that much). So he probably scrapped by with a passing grade, "Cs get degrees, dood", and then hasn't touched it since.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

DSP left replies on his tweet for a bit, here are some of the replies before it went back to North Korea:

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

However in 20 years, his brain has become mush and the alcohol has made it worse and worse as well as Phil deciding to not learn from anything. His degree also is one of the easiest ones to get.

That and the self isolation. It's been proven over and over again that long term isolation can head to not only symptom-like levels of schizophrenia, but also degradation of ADL's and cognitive impairment. The heavy drinking doesn't help, either.

In plain English that doesn't require sitting in a developmental psych classroom, we are still social creatures and we need friends and other people to interact with. Not just from a sociological standpoint to see other's point of views, but also to feel we're still connected to the world. Phil isn't that person. He lives his life in fear, which long term isolation plays a part in, however, Phil lives in that fear.

To him, staying inside and losing key motor functions is better than possibly run into a detractor, because, someone is always hiding in the bushes waiting to capture Phil. Or, him running into those chicky chang wang neighbors of his.

My point is this - the long term isolation has harmed Phil in ways he doesn't understand. Do I feel sorry for the guy? Hell no. Phil is the master of his own demise and he will blame shift anyone else that says otherwise. What Phil does is this - he does what a YouTuber once said: "SIGN language: Shame, Insult, Guilt, and the Need to be right.". However, to quote the pig himself: "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct." Sure you did, Philly boy.

If only Phil wasn't so scared to go outside and touch grass.

Hi, Phil!

Source, cognitive impairment: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23867635/
Source, ADL's: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK557971/

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm hoping this PC has some sort of damage too, just like the last 2 shitboxes he bought.

I think the computer will be fine and probably fairly powerful. But I'm expecting a whole bunch of salt when Phil tries and ultimately fails to adjust to something new. Phil is awful with technology and, even with a pre-built, he's going to find some way to mess it up. I wouldn't be surprised if he gives up on it entirely because of automatic Windows updates or something and goes back to his old PC.

 

[Pargon]

I think the computer will be fine and probably fairly powerful. But I'm expecting a whole bunch of salt when Phil tries and ultimately fails to adjust to something new. Phil is awful with technology and, even with a pre-built, he's going to find some way to mess it up. I wouldn't be surprised if he gives up on it entirely because of automatic Windows updates or something and goes back to his old PC.

100-to-1 he keeps the factory box for it on his gayass trophy wall behind his chair, though.

 

[brother-number-one]

What would you guys rate as the golden DSP era? I discovered him in 2019 and was just blown away to hear his Chris-Chan voice back then complaining about everything and hearing him endlessly shit talk YouTube and every inane shit. Nowadays I find him rather depressing with his boomer cluelessness but back then he still had some rage inside him.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Haha, I've been a detractor for over a decade, brother.

Yes. I can't prove the person claiming to be original podcaster is genuine: they're either the real deal or someone really dedicated to impersonating a long-defunct and minor podcaster. However, I can confirm genuine e-mails were sent to Phil that he either ignored or didn't see.

Were you the Ross guy that trolled Phil with the podcast being trademarked to begin with and got him to go on his toxic rant?

 

[Grammatik]

What would you guys rate as the golden DSP era? I discovered him in 2019 and was just blown away to hear his Chris-Chan voice back then complaining about everything and hearing him endlessly shit talk YouTube and every inane shit. Nowadays I find him rather depressing with his boomer cluelessness but back then he still had some rage inside him.

The Panda Lee Era was awesome, and more generally, before he came to streaming. His "raw gameplay khantent" where he didn't even edited his hours of goofiness, and vulgar displays of sheer stupidity were gold. The TIHYDP back then (MGS2, MGS3, RE Rebirth and akin) were insane too. First time I saw one, in 2013, I couldn't believe it.

Since, the Panda Left episode then Twitch, back and forth, then Youtube, back and forth, the spirit has slowly faded away. He's now a pure hollow shell, running in circles of beg, lie, beg, snort, pigsplaining, beg, rince, repeat, in his gray ahffice, with his gray skin, his gray hair(s), his gray mind.

Everyday he raises a knife to a picture of a life. His.

But hey!, he's still a solid reminder of what not to do and be to not suck at life. He's been inspirational to me, not in the way he can even fathom or admit but nevertheless... He's my own private depressing buffoon, and I love him for that.

Hi Phil !