Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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yeah there should be more Gollum fanart.
 
This is part of it^

The green line test is a body language meme where you cherry pick a photo and if the man is leaning in it means he's weak, if the woman leans away she wants out, etc. Couples who both stand straight up are supposedly well matched. Now you may look in your personal photos and realize you and your partner/friends take photos in many poses because there's many factors in how you pose for a photo so the test doesn't really mean anything at all but kids spread it around on TikTock regardless.

Edit: forgot to mention the biggest failing of the test is men are often taller and need to bend over to fit in the frame with their woman.the green line test is almost a better indicator of height between people than anything.
Also June tends to lift her head up to try and hide any hint of a double chin. Not that she has one yet, but a lot of women become self conscious when their neck skin starts sagging with age
 
Theory: she's moving in with that Catholic guy, but doesn't want to announce it, 1 because living together unmarried isn't "trad," 2 because if her simps knew she was seeing someone they might unsubscribe.
Not sure about that though. She had no problem dealing with her simps when Greg was with her.
 
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