Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

Just an idle thought I had:
Since this latest speeding/reckless driving incident happened on June 13th, which was the day Ralph was driving to Atlantic City for his gambling trip, does this mean that Meigh & Rozy didn't go with him after all?
I don't know anything about the law, but going more than double the speed limit with an infant in the vehicle... wouldn't that quite possibly get you a child endangerment charge?

I remember Kiwis were skeptical about Meigh & Rozy being with Ralph on his gambling trip, but he swore they were, and he posted some pictures of them at a restaurant as "proof" - even though it didn't actually prove anything. It was also strange since he didn't show off any other AC photos.
This doesn't really matter, but it would be funny to catch Ralph in yet another lie.
 
What a fucking asshole, how does he get to 65 in a 30? What unit is that? 30km sounds...

Wait, miles??????? Holy fuck that's like 105 kmph?! How? That's highway speeds, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? He has a suspended sentence, what was he thinking? Yeah the Kino Casino has been on fire, but I guess that's just firecrackers before the NYE fireworks show. The tomato harvest was simply paving the road to a bigger corn harvest.
 
Just an idle thought I had:
Since this latest speeding/reckless driving incident happened on June 13th, which was the day Ralph was driving to Atlantic City for his gambling trip, does this mean that Meigh & Rozy didn't go with him after all?
I don't know anything about the law, but going more than double the speed limit with an infant in the vehicle... wouldn't that quite possibly get you a child endangerment charge?

I remember Kiwis were skeptical about Meigh & Rozy being with Ralph on his gambling trip, but he swore they were, and he posted some pictures of them at a restaurant as "proof" - even though it didn't actually prove anything. It was also strange since he didn't show off any other AC photos.
This doesn't really matter, but it would be funny to catch Ralph in yet another lie.
I believe the endangerment thing is up to officer discretion. I imagine if Ralph was a cunt to the cop then maybe he could have tacked that charge on. But if Ralph boot licked then maybe he let Ralph off easy

Or it's entirely possible May drove up with Rozy in the car separately due to KF claiming she didn't go.
 
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Didn't he also get a failure to yield ticket when he was on his phone and ran a light? I wonder if he's racked up enough points to lose his license over this (or if that previous incident means the judge is going to throw the book at him).
He’s in trouble, that’s for sure. How much trouble all depends on how much money he’s got to drop on a lawyer. Ralph has previous traffic stuff on his record more serious than just speeding tickets. He’s got that hit-and-run on his record, he was found at-fault in that T-bone accident. Add to that his criminal record and suspended sentence for revenge porn and without competent representation he’s gonna be hurtin’ for certain.

A competent attorney would be looking to get this pled down to a standard speeding charge. That wouldn’t be hard at all to do if the client didn’t already have a bunch of prior convictions but even with all of that a GOOD lawyer could probably work something out to get that pled down to a standard traffic violation.

Now, it’s Gunt we’re talking about here, so we all know he can’t afford a good attorney. Even if he COULD afford a good attorney, he wouldn’t know how to find one and anyone he would ask to help him find one is a total shithead themselves so they’re not going to recommend him to a good attorney. Gunt is probably going to end up trying to fight this with a strip-mall traffic ticket LOLyer or AF-affiliated weirdo. It’s not like he’s going to end up in Alcatraz, but it’s not going to end well for him.
 
He’s in trouble, that’s for sure. How much trouble all depends on how much money he’s got to drop on a lawyer. Ralph has previous traffic stuff on his record more serious than just speeding tickets. He’s got that hit-and-run on his record, he was found at-fault in that T-bone accident. Add to that his criminal record and suspended sentence for revenge porn and without competent representation he’s gonna be hurtin’ for certain.

A competent attorney would be looking to get this pled down to a standard speeding charge. That wouldn’t be hard at all to do if the client didn’t already have a bunch of prior convictions but even with all of that a GOOD lawyer could probably work something out to get that pled down to a standard traffic violation.

Now, it’s Gunt we’re talking about here, so we all know he can’t afford a good attorney. Even if he COULD afford a good attorney, he wouldn’t know how to find one and anyone he would ask to help him find one is a total shithead themselves so they’re not going to recommend him to a good attorney. Gunt is probably going to end up trying to fight this with a strip-mall traffic ticket LOLyer or AF-affiliated weirdo. It’s not like he’s going to end up in Alcatraz, but it’s not going to end well for him.
Not to mention he might get dropped from his insurance, which would fuck him because driving around without it is a guaranteed problem.
 
I wonder how the bank would feel about their investment (truck) being driven with no coverage

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Once the car is no longer covered, your lender will contact you and state you’re in breach of contract. If this isn’t resolved right away, the lender is likely to pick an auto insurance policy and add it to the cost of your loan. This is frequently called force-placed coverage.

Policies added by lenders are normally more expensive than regular full coverage insurance, and it may not cover personal items or owner liability in the case of an accident or theft.
If you do not maintain minimum auto coverage for a financed car, the bank can repossess the vehicle or force you to make a higher monthly payment based on the increased financial risk.
He'd either get a higher note or just have it repo'd.
 
This fat subhuman nigger copped yet another charge and has to haul his ass into court. I'm not even baffled at this point, I just expect him to commit crime and go to court like it's a normal thing to do.
So I'm guessing this is why he claims he's traveling between the new crack shack and old Gunt shack in Richmond ? It's not to finish moving, it's to appear in court for this.
If he doesn't gloat about it on Twitter, you'll still know because he'll likely shave beforehand.
 
He'd either get a higher note or just have it repo'd.
In my garbage state, you can't be denied insurance.
PL but whatever. When I was a teenager I drove and rode a motorcycle like an asshole. Racked up tickets for various things, never got my license suspended but my insurance booted me.
In my state when that happens you get put into a "high risk" pool of other derelicts and insurance companies are required to offer insurance to you.
Jokes on them because the company that offered me the high risk policy was less than I was paying before lol. It's worth noting I owned all my shit boxes outright though - no bank note.
 
In my garbage state, you can't be denied insurance.
PL but whatever. When I was a teenager I drove and rode a motorcycle like an asshole. Racked up tickets for various things, never got my license suspended but my insurance booted me.
In my state when that happens you get put into a "high risk" pool of other derelicts and insurance companies are required to offer insurance to you.
Jokes on them because the company that offered me the high risk policy was less than I was paying before lol. It's worth noting I owned all my shit boxes outright though - no bank note.
He'd either get a higher note or just have it repo'd.
They’d just repo it.

The finance company is going to require Gunt to have full coverage on the Ralphatruck. If he doesn’t have that, and they’re made aware of that fact, then they’re going to repo it. Simple as.
 
They’d just repo it.

The finance company is going to require Gunt to have full coverage on the Ralphatruck. If he doesn’t have that, and they’re made aware of that fact, then they’re going to repo it. Simple as.
no its not "simple as". repo companies wont pull a truck back unless its for nonpayment. finance companies cant dictate your level of coverage unless maryland has some magic law im not aware of. as long as they get their money they couldnt give a single shit what kind of coverage you carry.
 
no its not "simple as". repo companies wont pull a truck back unless its for nonpayment. finance companies cant dictate your level of coverage unless maryland has some magic law im not aware of. as long as they get their money they couldnt give a single shit what kind of coverage you carry.
Normal when you have a bank note on a vehicle you're required to have full coverage. So even if you are at fault for totalling the vehicle, the insurance company makes the bank whole.

ETA: So yes they CAN dictate what coverage you have to protect themselves. If you have minimal insurance and wreck their car insurance will only pay the person you hit. You're SOL because you're at fault.
 
Jannies, can we restrict this thread to prevent retards who only give shit legal takes from posting? The internet is already rife with 16 year olds giving legal advice and I don’t need to see it on Karen Farms. Anyone who says “hahaha he faces 1 year in jail for this” and “this will definitely result in the suspended sentence getting picked up” and “dude he doesn’t have a license he showed his passport, LOL P W N E D!!!!” should at the bare minimum be thread banned.
 
Normal when you have a bank note on a vehicle you're required to have full coverage. So even if you are at fault for totalling the vehicle, the insurance company makes the bank whole.

ETA: So yes they CAN dictate what coverage you have to protect themselves. If you have minimal insurance and wreck their car insurance will only pay the person you hit. You're SOL because you're at fault.
lol ok well thats not them dictating your coverage you silly fuck. thats you skimping on your coverage and carrying liability or whatever the minimum coverage is in your state. i do think some states dictate you have to carry full coverage on like teenagers and shit but your fucking cars finance company cant tell you shit. thats retarded.
 
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Jannies, can we restrict this thread to prevent retards who only give shit legal takes from posting? The internet is already rife with 16 year olds giving legal advice and I don’t need to see it on Karen Farms. Anyone who says “hahaha he faces 1 year in jail for this” and “this will definitely result in the suspended sentence getting picked up” and “dude he doesn’t have a license he showed his passport, LOL P W N E D!!!!” should at the bare minimum be thread banned.
I think posts like these get you 6 months prison time in Virginia.
 
no its not "simple as". repo companies wont pull a truck back unless its for nonpayment. finance companies cant dictate your level of coverage unless maryland has some magic law im not aware of. as long as they get their money they couldnt give a single shit what kind of coverage you carry.
Maybe if he had bought it at Sam’s Hot Car Lot with In-House financing. He bought it from the dealership, through their finance company, so if they find out he doesn’t have insurance on it they’re gonna repo it OR there are a couple other outcomes.

“ What Happens If You Don't Have Full Coverage on a Financed Car?
Failing to carry full coverage on a vehicle that you finance can be costly. When you borrow funds to buy a car, you sign a contract that stipulates that you will carry full coverage. If you reduce coverage or drop insurance altogether, you are technically violating that contract.

The lending company will usually respond in one of two ways:

Cancel your auto loan: According to Clovered, your lender may have the right to cancel your auto loan and repossess your vehicle.
Purchase insurance on your behalf: In most cases, the insurance company will purchase insurance on your behalf. This policy will usually be much costlier than if you purchased your own policy. Additionally, the lender will add the monthly cost of insurance to your auto loan. If you don't pay it, they can repossess your vehicle.
It is also possible that the lender does not notice that you remove coverage. In this case, you are at risk if you're in an accident or if your vehicle is stolen. You could be required to continue making payments on your vehicle, even if your car is totaled or stolen.”

 
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