Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Damn no wonder Piggy has to always have the last word no matter how small the argument is, he's clearly the family failure. All he had to do was stay married happily and have kids and he failed on both fronts. Neither cousin has his fat faggot bitch tits either! In fact, Jake looks like he could toss a paint balloon at a T-80 and the tank will come out worse for wear, how udderly embarrassing for our dear humble Sci-Fi Author!

Patrick's Cousins are well built and successful and I would have sex with them.
 
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Lead Sammich said:
Wait till yall find out that handsome rick is a real guy. Its pats cousin named jakob raven.
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One day, something will kick off Patrick's inevitable narcissistic collapse, and the family reveal makes me think its coming soon. Patrick never talks about his family members except in the vaguest terms intended to make himself look better. Turns out that's because the details of his life are all completely made up, and he literally stole the majority of his personality from more successful family members that presumably think he is a massive faggot.
Pitiful cousin Pat cant help but regurgiate better people's anecdotes for twitter points because he is a rudderless loser that only knows about star wars and capeshit. Unbelievable brazen piglet.
It is such a thorough dismantling of his bullshit, I wonder if even his self-delusion is powerful enough to handle it.
 
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Broadside said:
Rascals have dug up an old news article about Pat's father crashing his car while drunk and injuring three people. Seems alcoholism and idiocy run in the family! The address is confirmed as Patrick's grandmother's (Eau Claire, Route 4)

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Bit of confusion over the middle name by the way, cos one source lists him as Thomas E. Tomlinson and others as Thomas G. Tomlinson. General consensus is this is just a printing error or something. I mean, you've seen the photos. It's clearly Pig's dad, Jesus.
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I know I'm a little late but holy fuck this is probably the most Wisconsin news article ever put to print.
>both drivers were cited for drunken driving.
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Pat (or someone pretending to be him) is now preemptively messaging people on their contact forms to try and head off some of the trolling:

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Also, there's been another TikTok feud between Pat and SuperGimpChick

 
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BoomerSperg1922 said:
My favorite so far was the incredibly racist e-mail they sent to that crossover cow "author" clementine.

Every racial slur in the book followed by:

Yours in Christ,
Patrick S. Tomlinson
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Intentionally or not they set up a perfect one-two of insufferably that this fat fuck cannot escape. They're jabbed by the YiC, only to be met with the 'husband' huffing and rolling his eyes and scolding them like a... well, child grabbing for candy in the check-out aisle.

"'Yours in Christ...?' You have got to be fucking ki-..."

*HUFF* No, child, my wife did not call you Bella Abzug in drag with fat cankles and nigger pepperoni why hasn't all of twitter read my pinned tweet and NO child, you can not have the Caramello bar, that's for..."

Oh right, not even in my autistic imagination is he a daddy.

Where was I? Oh yeah, fat, won't have sex, and holy crap these first impressions.

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Pat (or someone pretending to be him) is now preemptively messaging people on their contact forms to try and head off some of the trolling:

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Mr Moonface said:
Pat (or someone pretending to be him) is now preemptively messaging people on their contact forms to try and head off some of the trolling:

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Also, there's been another TikTok feud between Pat and SuperGimpChick

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No way that's Pat himself, but this is a fucking genius troll. Just copy what Pat is currently doing to defend against the sTalker children and add some weird shit on top so that when the real guy comes along, he'll seem consistent with your weirdo impression. I'm in awe. :semperfidelis:
 
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JJLiautaud said:
Why are tbe rascals going after SuperGimpChick? And does ahe have a thread here?
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“Why are the rascals going after *anyone*” is a question with a long and complicated answer that dates back to the 18th birthday of Greg “Opie” Hughes.

O&A realized the power of their audience’s autism and sent them after smaller radio shows for both content and their own enjoyment.

When a pack of attack dog’s owner suddenly dies, they’re probably going to roam the streets biting anybody they can.
 
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CansOfCant said:
Intentionally or not they set up a perfect one-two of insufferably that this fat fuck cannot escape. They're jabbed by the YiC, only to be met with the 'husband' huffing and rolling his eyes and scolding them like a... well, child grabbing for candy in the check-out aisle.

"'Yours in Christ...?' You have got to be fucking ki-..."

*HUFF* No, child, my wife did not call you Bella Abzug in drag with fat cankles and nigger pepperoni why hasn't all of twitter read my pinned tweet and NO child, you can not have the Caramello bar, that's for..."

Oh right, not even in my autistic imagination is he a daddy.

Where was I? Oh yeah, fat, won't have sex, and holy crap these first impressions.

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That's what I love about Patrick. With any other cow this trolling strategy would fail. But Patrick is so abrasive, so insulted at the thought that anyone could be offended by him, that he treats these people as his enemies too for the mere act of being fooled for a while. His ego is his downfall.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Pat (or someone pretending to be him) is now preemptively messaging people on their contact forms to try and head off some of the trolling:

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Also, there's been another TikTok feud between Pat and SuperGimpChick

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This must be that 4d chess ive been hearing so much about :story:

Practice makes perfect, and trolling a dude for over 4yrs straight has resulted in the development of some SPEC-OPS level of trolling, tailored especially for the target.

I love this thread so fucking much, no other lolcow even comes close for me lmao.

o7

my highest praise goes to the rascals, sincerely.

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Why are tbe rascals going after SuperGimpChick? And does ahe have a thread here?
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Most likely just picked a target that most people would think he was despicable for actually insulting, let alone doubling down on the insults lol. And considering how much virtue signalling can be done by "sticking up for the disbaled chick", it probably seemed like a nobrainer to the rascals lol.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Pat (or someone pretending to be him) is now preemptively messaging people on their contact forms to try and head off some of the trolling:

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I'm not big on poking the cow or gayops or w/e - but god, these rascals are genuinely funny and I'm grateful for their work. This is a thread that, even if I only visit it once a week or two, gives me at least one genuine good laugh irl every time and my day is a little brighter for it.
 
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Meriasek said:
How the fuck does Jake Raven look so much like Fatirck when Fatpat clearly got his looks from the Tomlinson side? Coincidence, or does Mama Raven have massive daddy issues and Tom Tomlinson looked like Grampa Raven?
Or am I just being tarded and misunderstanding the families here?
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Mama Raven and Tommy Tomlinson look like brother and sister.

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Tommy looks SO much like Pat and yet somehow Judy looks like Pat in drag. Wisconsin is fucked.
 
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Bloitzhole said:
I'm not big on poking the cow or gayops or w/e - but god, these rascals are genuinely funny and I'm grateful for their work. This is a thread that, even if I only visit it once a week or two, gives me at least one genuine good laugh irl every time and my day is a little brighter for it.
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Great thing about the rascals is they realise trolling's not about punishing a controversial figure, proving their moral superiority, upstaging one another, or even winning a fight. They know trolling's just about getting a rise out of people who are too easy to bait.
 
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