Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

Will Nathfield cleanse the world

  • No

    Votes: 24 6.7%
  • Yes

    Votes: 115 32.1%
  • He’ll be abandoned while Nathen fingers his hole

    Votes: 219 61.2%

  • Total voters
    358
>And fucking add DSP as one of the main characters in the Garfieldchu cinematic universe

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The artist comissioned to do the job took the liberty to use DSP as the main antagonist of Nathfield. Nathen was probably unaware that the big fat ugly internet troll he wanted in his autismverse was based on a real guy.
He's amusing to watch but I think completely harmless.
He does say some fucked up shits from times to times and is clearly insane as fuck. If he had his way, it would be mandatory to play nice and to love/worship him or you would be fucked. Then again this can be said for most cows, Nathen is at least a little wholesome in a weird way.
 
He does say some fucked up shits from times to times and is clearly insane as fuck. If he had his way, it would be mandatory to play nice and to love/worship him or you would be fucked. Then again this can be said for most cows, Nathen is at least a little wholesome in a weird way.
I find his relentless optimism warming. If there's one cow I want to see succeed, it's him.
 
I find his relentless optimism warming. If there's one cow I want to see succeed, it's him.
I get that. I'm happy to know that while some serious shit is going down all over the world everyday, there is this manic deranged fuck out there going into his next insane and doomed financial adventure with the energy of 2000 suns without a care (or enough neurons) in the world.

I love to see most cows running their own flawed existence into the ground, repeating the same stupid patterns days after days. Being loud, entitled, toxic degens idiots.

Nathen, however, is genuinely fun to observe from afar. Even if he doesn't get why.
 
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Easy to be when every failure has little consequence because daddy absorbs it
I know, I shouldn't like him. Yet there are far more joyless, cynical, cruel rich kids out there. This guy just wants to live in a cartoon world. Given the current state of the world, I don't blame him. He's not out there smoking crack and banging hookers like Hunter Biden, he just likes Garfield ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he's a refreshing change from some of the other horror shows on here.
 
To play devil's advocate. I don't know if he would care about mandatory loving him. If he had some fame and made a few of his own dollars I think he would be happy.

He's just a loony who's got daddy's money and wants to prove I'm not just the weird kid. But everything he does makes him seem stranger than he is.

Either way I have to say he's gotta be one of the most fun to follow.
 
Some new Nathfield tweets. I have no idea who Nick Cave is

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The artist comissioned to do the job took the liberty to use DSP as the main antagonist of Nathfield. Nathen was probably unaware that the big fat ugly internet troll he wanted in his autismverse was based on a real guy.

He does say some fucked up shits from times to times and is clearly insane as fuck. If he had his way, it would be mandatory to play nice and to love/worship him or you would be fucked. Then again this can be said for most cows, Nathen is at least a little wholesome in a weird way.

Well, as “wholesome” as ignoring your cat to finger yourself can get.

I find his relentless optimism warming. If there's one cow I want to see succeed, it's him.

If Nathen wasn’t so overly entitled, hateful, spiteful, and petty, I may be more on board with him succeeding. But look at what happens when he doesn’t.
“My business partner was a idiot!”
“Viacom-Nickelodeon ruined everything, don’t fuck with me Nickelodeon”
“Jim Davis stretches his penis!”
“That reporter only unfollowed me because of the jews who run Hollywood.”

There’s also the sheer racism and sexism he had towards the employees at Garfield eats. It’s true that Nathen is mostly a fun cow who’s main appeal is his schitzo antics, but I wouldn’t call him harmless. He just hasn’t started using his father’s money to cause harm yet. I imagine we will get that saga after Hayssam dies
 
Some new Nathfield tweets. I have no idea who Nick Cave is

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Take a little walk to the edge of town
And go across the tracks

Where the Viacom sits like a little bitch
Who won’t renew contracts

Where Ubers drive and lasagna flies
And a gay man strives
To run a restaurant that’s based on a cat

Past Dubai, past Quebec
Past the farms, past the apps

On a turbulent plane
Comes an entergaging man

In a safety-orange suit
With an orange right hand
 
Not my genre of music, and no I have not heard that song
Nathen used it for one of his Instagram videos. Nick Cave doing a Nathfield musical would be amazing, especially since it would probably lean heavily into Nathfield’s religious themes and make any jokes land like a soggy sponge.
 
Nathen used it for one of his Instagram videos. Nick Cave doing a Nathfield musical would be amazing, especially since it would probably lean heavily into Nathfield’s religious themes and make any jokes land like a soggy sponge.
Yes, I have since listened to it on YouTube. Well done song with a very distinct and smooth voice, I can see the appeal, but I had no prior exposure to it.
Though to be fair, I’m not much of a music guy,

That said, I’d be shocked to see a musician that seemingly cares about the art and message of his work ever collaborating with an obvious vanity project being funded by the son of a UAE investment banker. It would be amazing to see though
 
If Nathen wasn’t so overly entitled, hateful, spiteful, and petty, I may be more on board with him succeeding. But look at what happens when he doesn’t.
“My business partner was a idiot!”
“Viacom-Nickelodeon ruined everything, don’t fuck with me Nickelodeon”
“Jim Davis stretches his penis!”
“That reporter only unfollowed me because of the jews who run Hollywood.”

There’s also the sheer racism and sexism he had towards the employees at Garfield eats. It’s true that Nathen is mostly a fun cow who’s main appeal is his schitzo antics, but I wouldn’t call him harmless. He just hasn’t started using his father’s money to cause harm yet. I imagine we will get that saga after Hayssam dies
Imo the worst thing he's ever done is fucking his Palestinian cousin and then blabbing about it in his Arabebola book (or whatever it's called). His narcissism could very well have got his cousin honor killed.
 
Imo the worst thing he's ever done is fucking his Palestinian cousin and then blabbing about it in his Arabebola book (or whatever it's called). His narcissism could very well have got his cousin honor killed.
Personally I’m not sure that the cousin is real. He’s a blonde-haired, blue-eyed German or something, not sure how exactly that fits into Nathen’s family, but it’s not entirely impossible. What makes me think he’s not real though is Nathen seems to have an obsession with exactly that sort; blonde-haired, blue-eyed boys. It just sounds like his erotic fantasy.
 
Personally I’m not sure that the cousin is real. He’s a blonde-haired, blue-eyed German or something, not sure how exactly that fits into Nathen’s family, but it’s not entirely impossible. What makes me think he’s not real though is Nathen seems to have an obsession with exactly that sort; blonde-haired, blue-eyed boys. It just sounds like his erotic fantasy.
These types of gays are always obsessed with white Chads.
 
Nick Cave is one of the great post punk godfathers, man! You have probably at least heard his song “Red Right Hand.”

If you've seen Shrek 2, you've heard one of his songs.

This plays the second time Shrek and co go to the bar and drown their sorrows.

 
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