DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Phil is so retarded he doesn't know what hills are, he is such a low IQ narcissist.

 

[But I Digress]

Of all the games I've seen this retard play this has to be the most dogshit game of all.

Also Phil's hot take that faking cancer is a bad thing is very original and not dogshit.

 

[Iron Father]

Look I’m all for racist jokes, but it should at least be funny.

This.

Phil's "generalized racial humor" always just ends up feeling like a weird mask-off moment.

 

[PieceofShet]

I never thought I will say this but I would rather watch him "playing" those antology games, like medan or the alien one... AT LEAST THOSE ARE FUKIN ANIMATED and not still pictures sliding. Why he thought this is a good idea on stream, I have no idea.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I never thought I will say this but I would rather watch him "playing" those antology games, like medan or the alien one... AT LEAST THOSE ARE FUKIN ANIMATED and not still pictures sliding. Why he thought this is a good idea on stream, I have no idea.

On the upside, at least we'll never see him play Telltale's The Walking Dead, which is objectively the only good visual novel. Can't see him playing a black guy, now cahmaan, dood!

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

On the upside, at least we'll never see him play Telltale's The Walking Dead, which is objectively the only good visual novel. Can't see him playing a black guy, now cahmaan, dood!

He's played them before, he thought the scene where Clementine has to stitch up her own wound was hilarious.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

On the upside, at least we'll never see him play Telltale's The Walking Dead, which is objectively the only good visual novel. Can't see him playing a black guy, now cahmaan, dood!

On the brightside, this was before Phil was with Kat and hadn't tried his best to ruin TIHYDP by purposefully being as boring as possible

 

[Yung Dalph]

The other issue with the detractors is I feel they have become too much of a "community". I'm not saying we should return to SOK gayops or anything, but, because they are so close with each other, they refuse to tread on each other's timeslots.

There were like 6 simultaneous restreams during DSP begathons. Both youtube and twitch. This is simply not true. And the daily restreams are by at least 4-6 people, except like half of them get no views because they're boring

 

[Shirō Ishii]

TLDR: I also think they are too afraid to step on each other's toes

Universally, James The Lesser is seen as being okay to shit on by everyone but aside from that, they allow retards like Suprcrzy to automatically get modded in their discords/youtube/twitch channels even though some of these people do not like him. They don't want to create drama / in-fighting which would explain nobody wanting to alienate each other. They all follow each other on twitter, are usually in the same discords, etc. Hell, fucking Anonymouse was allowed in their circle despite him being a phil janitor and it took pressure from other people shitting on him to get him out once his diaper photos got posted.

EDIT: I am not shitting on them for doing this but rather agreeing that at times, they are like this. Not all, but some when it comes to how they are with each other

 

[PetiteDragon43]

This PC talk is so annoying. I remember building my first PC and having the same "AMD/Intel" mindset. But the difference between a novice PC builder and DarkStankPhil is Phil keeps acting like a Know-It-All. He's so damn pretentious while knowing next to squat about a single component. He doesn't even know about HDMi cables.But as long as he gets 'The Best" instead of "the one that works" he's happy to flex.

Want my advice? Go PCPartsPicker. He wouldn't need to worry about the parts because that site recommends everything. It even tests the combatability of each part which i'm sure he hadn't thought about.

 

[Balr0g]

This PC talk is so annoying. I remember building my first PC and having the same "AMD/Intel" mindset. But the difference between a novice PC builder and DarkStankPhil is Phil keeps acting like a Know-It-All. He's so damn pretentious while knowing next to squat about a single component. He doesn't even know about HDMi cables.But as long as he gets 'The Best" instead of "the one that works" he's happy to flex.

Want my advice? Go PCPartsPicker. He wouldn't need to worry about the parts because that site recommends everything. It even tests the combatability of each part which i'm sure he hadn't thought about.

He would need extreme chat handholding with picking each part especially when conflicts between said parts pop up. Also he seems to want good parts but wouldn't even use the PC to it's fullest potential. And he wouldn't even do PC gaming which offers way more variety then console games.

 

[Ching_Chong]

He's played them before, he thought the scene where Clementine has to stitch up her own wound was hilarious.

Not even that. He was moaning and making it sexual.

 

[PieceofShet]

Not even that. He was moaning and making it sexual.

No? Im pretty sure he was torturing her while laughing.

 

[Ching_Chong]

No? Im pretty sure he was torturing her while laughing.

1:37:27

I'll concede a laugh or two, but it's mostly moaning and sexual remarks.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

1:37:27

I'll concede a laugh or two, but it's mostly moaning and sexual remarks.

Don't worry guys, that was OLD DSP. New DSP doesn't do sexual stuff like that, anymore. He only moans about not getting tips.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Universally, James The Lesser is seen as being okay to shit on by everyone but aside from that, they allow retards like Suprcrzy to automatically get modded in their discords/youtube/twitch channels even though some of these people do not like him. They don't want to create drama / in-fighting which would explain nobody wanting to alienate each other. They all follow each other on twitter, are usually in the same discords, etc. Hell, fucking Anonymouse was allowed in their circle despite him being a phil janitor and it took pressure from other people shitting on him to get him out once his diaper photos got posted.

EDIT: I am not shitting on them for doing this but rather agreeing that at times, they are like this. Not all, but some when it comes to how they are with each other

It really is weird how the detractor creators are basically incestuous with each other and don't want to cause drama among themselves. Honestly, I'm not much of a fan of most of them once they start talking. Steve, Brittany and Aqua are the only ones I can really tolerate but I guess shitting on everyone and actively doing it means I wouldn't fit in if I actually worked on it. Oh well. They basically are the new SoK in all but name but they have no true leader like Fred, which is for the best.

He would need extreme chat handholding with picking each part especially when conflicts between said parts pop up. Also he seems to want good parts but wouldn't even use the PC to it's fullest potential. And he wouldn't even do PC gaming which offers way more variety then console games.

He can honestly just use the laptop he already has to handle everything he needs but he's such a boomer he doesn't want to use the website editor to trim down his streams and would instead pay for TB of data he will not use for anything other than local recordings.

 

[Lord_Point]

The reason why they exist is because they are enforceable, the only time they are not is when they conflict with the law. Saying "I don't want to read it" doesn't make it void.

I like shitting on Phil as much as the next guy but what your saying is simply not true, at least not in US law.

Phil is right in that almost nothing you put in there would be "enforceable" on the end user outside of things the corporation already has the legal right to do, like terminating service. Generally your understanding of a contract is just as important as whats actually written. Generally its a good thing that the law works like this so corporations cant fuck individuals with super cryptic contracts.

 

[Yung Dalph]

It really is weird how the detractor creators are basically incestuous with each other and don't want to cause drama among themselves.

I figure it's because it's easier to get along and have fun, unlike the wings trolls who cannibalize each other and are mostly degenerates. They do get praise for gay opsing that fat fuck but the cost of this is that all their content is trash and not fun. Their trolling is boring and every once in a while another one of them is exposed for being a cringe lord degenerate.

They basically are the new SoK in all but name but they have no true leader like Fred, which is for the best.

No they're not. Like 90% of youtube detractors don't take this shit nowhere as seriously as the gay ass SOK did, and they do it for a laugh and entertainment. Please let go of the SOK, that shit was gay as fuck and its good we're past that. I get the kiwi circle jerk about them because they were actively trying to fuck with Phil, and managed to do so , but they are dead and gone and the people doing videos on DSP now have learned from their mistakes.

I guess for the most part. Supercrazy still exists...

 

[Very Honest Content]

I love how Phil's begs are crafted in such a way to get the retards in his community to empty their pockets to show their dedication to whatever games they have an unhealthy fascination with. It's like an even more autistic version of negging that "pickup artists" use.

When he says stuff like "I GUESS YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE FINAL FANTASY THAT MUCH" some dent is always frothing at the mouth to throw $20 to defend m'lday Tifa from disappointing Phil.

About the only thing Phil can do in life is mercilessly bleed at least one of these emotionally stunted sub-humans every playthrough;

• Papavera- Minecraft
• Pastryarchy -Danganronpa
• Jaxx Raxxor - Street Fighter
• Shoggath- FFVII

The list goes on forever

Phil's dedication to the grift of trying to guilt trip the vulnerable into giving him money to prove their favorite game isn't terrible, is fucking hilarious. Long may it continue.

All he has to do is play Tifa in the party and he wouldn't have to beg this week after turning down $50K as a bonus and a job.

What would you guys rate as the golden DSP era? I discovered him in 2019 and was just blown away to hear his Chris-Chan voice back then complaining about everything and hearing him endlessly shit talk YouTube and every inane shit. Nowadays I find him rather depressing with his boomer cluelessness but back then he still had some rage inside him.

He peaked when he told the Leanna having a nervous breakdown story. That illustrated it all, the narcissism, the stupidity, the general clueless-ness about the real world, the entitlement, even the collector mentality when he suggested she be left on the sidewalk for pickup later at a lower price tag. Another close second was any doxing of his WWE Champions account name in chat, thegunshow, downfromtherafters, sonsofsmackdown faction name, on facecam, that slack jawed jowly shudder as he realized the jig was up and it was time to deny like he was looking for a second bankrupcy for his foreseeable future was a great moment of narc ego implosion that you just love to see.

Jayde's a Derich level tard in Phil's chat. Gives money sometimes, but not whaling out.

Jayde's the wheelchair, low functioning paypig version of Derich, who doesn't pay enough to outbid his high functioning paypig version of himself in Slayer the Singaporean stream schedule maker. So in pokeshit evolution you go from Jayde to Slayer to special item evolution Derich (the special item is a porn hooker apology video posted to the internet).

 

[Q_Anon1001]

They basically are the new SoK in all but name but they have no true leader like Fred, which is for the best.

I was reminded of how bad the sok was after watching xMortis video on them. I feel like dsp is harmed more by a united detractor content creator community than by one that is fractured and divided by senseless in-fighting and power trips.