DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[grump]

someone should clip it, i dont know how. phil made bizarre sexual/genital jokes when there was a child on screen. in the voice of the child.

shit is fucking weird. hes gotta be a low key pedo. like fucking hell, does he think its funny?

Phil is older, and often much older than 90-99% of the people he's known to interact with in his life from detractors to paypigs to his fake wife to his WWE clanmates to probably even his restaurant server and doordasher and these are overwhelmingly male. If you didn't know better and maybe if you did it kinda seems like a rl Herbert the Pervert.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

Yes Phail.......................everyone knows you don't get free advance copies and it puts sand in your vag.

Imagine spending your day off on Twitter instead of doing your important errands.

Imagine having to gin (lol) up fake drama for your drama stream because you have less than anything to talk about.

"people actually have to put effort into content instead of shoveling out shit for cash" says the pig who flooded his viewers subbox with 10min videos at 30+ videos a day. The pig who cant upload his videos in order. The pig who has his fans/slaves do all the hard work for him.
The lack of self awareness is staggering.

Says the begging clown that begs all day, every day, without putting anything of value out.

 

[Sup3r]

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I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

I love that he can't even be bothered to understand the basics of putting your own spin on a popular formula. By that logic no one should give a fuck about any new games if they are similar to any other, hell he brings up "evil dead" but I can just as easily accuse it of being just friday the 13th but just a different skin. Nuance Phil, can you for once in your life actually understand it. Not to mention he says this buying multiple MLB and WWE games that are reskins of each other.

By this logic every horde shooter is just L4D in a different skin, every 2d fighter is street fighter in a different skin, every 3d fighter is virtua fighter, every military shooter is medal of honor etc, regardless of what spins or innovations they may bring. And to be pedantic, DBD is just evolve in a different skin.

And he's quote tweeting an account that is purely about marketing the game, peak fucking pointlessness.

there it is..
funny thing is I'm pretty sure Rooflemonger knows who DSP is and hates him as he's commented about DSP on detractor content.

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Even outside of the blatant hypocrisy, he doesn't seem get how much there is still not known about the game that can be talked about and leaks are already something that will be talked about. And fucking hell Phil, you are so interested in the game that you are trying to jump in on the discussion when leaks happened a month ago and not a single peep from you. This clout chasing stopped being funny when it was BK.

PS. You aren't going to like SF6 so it would be in your best interest to ignore it. It'll have everything you hate, from the rollback you've done nothing but piss and moan about, attractive female characters that may convince you to cheat on your momwife and those autocombos and simplified controls that you can't ever seem to beat.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

someone should clip it, i dont know how. phil made bizarre sexual/genital jokes when there was a child on screen. in the voice of the child.

shit is fucking weird. hes gotta be a low key pedo. like fucking hell, does he think its funny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXZoZjdeLBs

someone in DDM comment marked the timestaps so thanks to them.

the first "joke" happened at 1:42:42
and the 2nd happened at 1:58:16

and the weirdest one about the 2nd "joke" was how derich said that he really liked phils commentary tonight. fucking sick cunt.

Derich we know is a pedophile while Phil I think is not so much a pedo but a retarded autist who can't make a dark edgy joke to save his life

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Dude we get it you'd be a super awesome restreamer except you're way too cool to do it.

Nah, I'd be fuckin boring but I like the more boring channels. A fair few like Super and James are more obnoxious than Phil himself.

 

[King Nutsack]

there it is..
funny thing is I'm pretty sure Rooflemonger knows who DSP is and hates him as he's commented about DSP on detractor content.

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I like how he completely fucking missed the point of the tweet.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

there it is..
funny thing is I'm pretty sure Rooflemonger knows who DSP is and hates him as he's commented about DSP on detractor content.

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1 hour later and Phil only has 1 like lmao
inb4 "so yesterday me and Kat started watching this new Youtube channel."

 

[Grammatik]

Can't wait to hear how "busy" his day off was next prestream. 6 tweets already and its only noon. I wonder what keeps him glued to his phone all day when hes not streaming....

He may be at the hair salon, or waiting in the car while Tyrone is totalling his horse.

Something faggy for sure.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

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jmcrofts is actually respected in the FGC and has an enjoyable channel I really hope he never collabs with Phil

Best thing about this:
jmcrofts' twitter has 22k followers and the tweet in question stands at 2.5k likes.
Meanwhile Dave's twitter got 26k followers and stands at 18 likes.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I feel compelled to share a moment that perfectly captures who DSP is as a person


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From DSP's Boomer statue video, from when he was trying to scam his fans by selling them statues via email instead of eBay or Amazon and at highly inflated prices, DSP visibly breaks the styrofoam packing and then within 15 seconds lies about when and how the styrofoam broke.

This clip is incredible. He lies so often and cares so little it's almost a nervous tic for him. Lying about something he visibly just did 10 seconds ago is a new level of pathological lying.

 

[UaineRunei]

1 hour later and Phil only has 1 like lmao
inb4 "so yesterday me and Kat started watching this new Youtube channel."

The replies are not very DSPositive

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Ortsnay]

You know guys, ever since that whole racist "joke" about the slave trade had me thinking that DSP was actually using T for his Super Turbo cabinet, and DSP refused to drive T home the night he died because DSP didn't actually give two shits about T.

I may be wrong though.

 

[Hambubger]

God I can only hope dsp picks up a detractor from Japan

 

[ZehnBoat]

God I can only hope dsp picks up a detractor from Japan

i want a fucking DSP based [MAD]

 

[EmpGulcasa]

"Shoveling out shit for content" as DSP put it is ironically one of the best descriptions of his own videos. How can he be so self unaware?

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

God I can only hope dsp picks up a detractor from Japan

There was that Old Monk when he played Demon Sould remake

 

[Lolidaki]

I feel compelled to share a moment that perfectly captures who DSP is as a person


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From DSP's Boomer statue video, from when he was trying to scam his fans by selling them statues via email instead of eBay or Amazon and at highly inflated prices, DSP visibly breaks the styrofoam packing and then within 15 seconds lies about when and how the styrofoam broke.

it really is that easy for him to lie. We just saw fatfuck bust the thing wide open

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

DSP: "This is what happens when you buy and re-buy the exact same type of game with new skin."

Also DSP: spends tens of thousands of dollars on this shit

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

DSP: "This is what happens when you buy and re-buy the exact same type of game with new skin."

Also DSP: spends tens of thousands of dollars on this shit
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Uhh each one of those has a different Character Class DEBUNKED