DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Grimlock]

Dsp was paid today that's why he took off but did he make up a lie on why he chose today to be off?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Which is what he wants. I don't know who it will backfire on. I see him going off on one of his whales than I see YouTube doing anything about it, without a bunch of blowback from unusual sources, like advertisers.

I think it'll happen eventually, he's bringing too much attention to himself, but before he kills himself with gin...eeeeh doubt it.

Like, it's all fine and dandy now but the more attention he draws to himself, which of course he loves the online validation from randos on the internet as much as he loves sweaty men jpgs and gin, the more people will pay attention to these weird spergs that are getting worse and worse.

All it takes is one of these tweets where a special interest group or advertiser is tagged in to get the wrong person's attention or even a bored tech journalist on a slow news day to go digging around this DSP guy's videos and youtube will suddenly cause with the threat of a 3rd adpocolypse...or 4th? I dunno.

Or he just rots away mentally and physically before our eyes where no one will step in to get him help so we'll have the dementa stream where he's yelling about his bootleg chinese gaming chairs or panda not making him dinner asking jasper if he's his son Derich wondering when TuT is going to contribute.

speaking of Phil being a mental patient..

I went down this YT rabbit hole of pd cam vids, one came up from NYC where a woman tried to run from cops when they asked her for her license. Cops tackled her and arrested her. OFC commotion happened claims the cops are being mean and racist but the woman now cuffed on the ground did the DSP rant.

she had a license but also didn't but also did but in her phone as a picture but she didn't need one cause slick back said so (yes she said slick back, I assume she said it wrong. It's a pimp named slick back, like a tribe called quest..say the whole thing) but it's ok cause her uncle is a cop and she didn't run except she did cause she didn't have a license but also again did have one.

Phil, hi on your day off that conveniently aligns with yt payment day yet again, thats what you sound like.

Spoiler: incase anyone wants to see female black DSP rant about her license, WARNING loud obnoxious people

Who is that guy?

What is dsp saying in this tweet?

DSP is clout chasing. Croft is a well liked FGC personality who iirc got started with either tekken or SF4...maybe 5, he really blew up when DBFZ came out and collabing with DotoDoya and Lotus. He has a FGC game show called JM-epordy and actually got Max, Sanjam and Justin Wong on it. He alsodoes history of the FGC stuff, pretty good channel. He does clickbaity videos and has made fun of himself for doing so.

So you know the bizzaro DSP, well liked, knowledgeable, contributing to the FGC, self-awareness, doesn't beg outright.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I think it'll happen eventually, he's bringing too much attention to himself, but before he kills himself with gin...eeeeh doubt it.

Like, it's all fine and dandy now but the more attention he draws to himself, which of course he loves the online validation from randos on the internet as much as he loves sweaty men jpgs and gin, the more people will pay attention to these weird spergs that are getting worse and worse.

All it takes is one of these tweets where a special interest group or advertiser is tagged in to get the wrong person's attention or even a bored tech journalist on a slow news day to go digging around this DSP guy's videos and youtube will suddenly cause with the threat of a 3rd adpocolypse...or 4th? I dunno.

Or he just rots away mentally and physically before our eyes where no one will step in to get him help so we'll have the dementa stream where he's yelling about his bootleg chinese gaming chairs or panda not making him dinner asking jasper if he's his son Derich wondering when TuT is going to contribute.

speaking of Phil being a mental patient..

I went down this YT rabbit hole of pd cam vids, one came up from NYC where a woman tried to run from cops when they asked her for her license. Cops tackled her and arrested her. OFC commotion happened claims the cops are being mean and racist but the woman now cuffed on the ground did the DSP rant.

she had a license but also didn't but also did but in her phone as a picture but she didn't need one cause slick back said so (yes she said slick back, I assume she said it wrong. It's a pimp named slick back, like a tribe called quest..say the whole thing) but it's ok cause her uncle is a cop and she didn't run except she did cause she didn't have a license but also again did have one.

Phil, hi on your day off that conveniently aligns with yt payment day yet again, thats what you sound like.

Spoiler: incase anyone wants to see female black DSP rant about her license, WARNING loud obnoxious people

Slap me with a Moai but fuck cops.

 

[Grammatik]

Damn I thought I was going crazy but he really does look a lot worse now than even a year ago. He doesn't age gradually, he ages in spurts. I think that after he married Khet is when his appearance went from fugly fat dude to pale and ghoulish in just 2 years. Now he looks like a corpse during the bloat phase of decomposition.

Imagine the smell... Especially after his "Pahwerwalks".

 

[Paladin Derich]

Universally, James The Lesser is seen as being okay to shit on by everyone but aside from that, they allow retards like Suprcrzy to automatically get modded in their discords/youtube/twitch channels even though some of these people do not like him. They don't want to create drama / in-fighting which would explain nobody wanting to alienate each other. They all follow each other on twitter, are usually in the same discords, etc. Hell, fucking Anonymouse was allowed in their circle despite him being a phil janitor and it took pressure from other people shitting on him to get him out once his diaper photos got posted.

EDIT: I am not shitting on them for doing this but rather agreeing that at times, they are like this. Not all, but some when it comes to how they are with each other

The detractor discords I visit have a simple rule: If a member is a weirdo, theyre gone. For example, furfags and trannies are banned on sight, no exceptions.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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jmcrofts is actually respected in the FGC and has an enjoyable channel I really hope he never collabs with Phil

If it's 'trolling', it's your fans doing it because there ain't a detractor around that would think he looks like you Phail.

That guy makes fighting game videos on Youtube and he got comments saying he looks like DSP (he doesn't) so he made a joke saying he was gonna quit because people compared him to DSP. DSP tries to play this off by saying "people be trolling LOL' whether he means the commenters or jmcrofts is up to interpretation.

Add trolling to the list of shit he knows nothing about. But I guess we knew that already.

 

[Muppetmode]

Post Leanna pre Kat was amazing. He was uploading super cringe selfies almost daily on IG and saying insane shit like laundry was giving him adrenaline and keeping him up all night.

the broke boy selfie about him having to save money by not turning on the heat *chefs kiss*.
You’d think after seeing that you’d think more about “if I want to be with this person” but I guess phil must have some sly dms

 

[Grammatik]

I love how he uses "LOL", at the end of almost every tweet or interaction he has.

Like he's 20 and it's 2002 forever, and like it conjures the coping and he's cool and relevant. What a cringey faggot.

Imagine a friend of yours doing that, the power slap to make him cowboy the fuck up would be mandatory.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Slap me with a Moai but fuck cops.

Oh IDC either way just one found it fascinating how much DSP sounds like that woman with how much he changes his story but with inane shit like videogames that he played but never played but played the shit out of but also never had time being a burnt faced body building stud who put on lan parties to he may have rented it but barely played it all the time.

 

[PieceofShet]

I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

it's literally a $20 game that everyone knows will be super niche. Mostly dragon ball fans are interested cause they like dragon ball...you know like phil claims he was such a huge fan of.

So thats The Last Of Us Remake
JmCrofts
Dragon Ball the Breakers

Where's the Sf6 at SDCC tweet...c'mon phil..you can Do eet!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

Imagine spending your day off on Twitter instead of doing your important errands.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

there it is..
funny thing is I'm pretty sure Rooflemonger knows who DSP is and hates him as he's commented about DSP on detractor content.

 

[Paladin Derich]

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I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

It would be another "IT'S THE GUY" episode.

 

[UaineRunei]

there it is..
funny thing is I'm pretty sure Rooflemonger knows who DSP is and hates him as he's commented about DSP on detractor content.

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Please Phil, don't talk about other people having to "put effort" into their content. It's embarassing.

 

[LieLieFyre]

there it is..
funny thing is I'm pretty sure Rooflemonger knows who DSP is and hates him as he's commented about DSP on detractor content.

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"people actually have to put effort into content instead of shoveling out shit for cash" says the pig who flooded his viewers subbox with 10min videos at 30+ videos a day. The pig who cant upload his videos in order. The pig who has his fans/slaves do all the hard work for him.
The lack of self awareness is staggering.

 

[Mature Adult]

Can't wait to hear how "busy" his day off was next prestream. 6 tweets already and its only noon. I wonder what keeps him glued to his phone all day when hes not streaming....

 

[Balr0g]

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I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

Man what a robust and meaningful day off Phil has. He should just work 7 days strasight he doesn't do anything meaningful on his day off anyway (well unless feeding his fat horse and resupply with gin)

 

[Super Dent Head]

Can't wait to hear how "busy" his day off was next prestream. 6 tweets already and its only noon. I wonder what keeps him glued to his phone all day when hes not streaming....

It's definitely not mobile games, Phil said so himself.

 

[Ortsnay]

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I didnt know Dragonball will have a game where you hunt down others and kill em.
Just because its asymetric multiplayer, it doesnt mean its DbD. He just salty he cant play multiplayer with anyone.

UHhh I hate to break to you DSP but that's 99% of games, you stupid ass-hat.

Plus aren't you supposed to be hanging out with your hors..I mean totally loving wife?

here it is..
funny thing is I'm pretty sure Rooflemonger knows who DSP is and hates him as he's commented about DSP on detractor content.

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*facepalm*

Gin brain go brrr.