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[Piss Bear]

My dad saw the lead singer of Slipknot at a grocery store and was too shy to say anything to him.

Apparently, he is very short.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I'm kinda tall and my husband goes up to my chest.

Edit: Forgot to mention that I am obsessed with Space Marines from warhammer 40k and collect items of them. I own those silly little figures.

 

[Sealbaby]

I'm actually 100 billion neurons in a meatsuit

 

[Jason Wynn]

I wear hipster glasses

 

[troon patrol]

I stole a car in Minecraft.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I'm a pretty big dnd and tech nerd.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I'm kinda tall and my husband goes up to my chest.

god i need this
related: i've given up on dating

 

[FeetRightsActivist]

I have a foot fetish

 

[Fish Fudge]

My ex-girlfriend was murdered a couple weeks after we broke up. The details of how her friends found her body, and the condition she was in, haunt me. It was a fairly high-profile case at the time, so I won't go into that. Took me a while to process it, and work out how I should even react.

Now I just try to remember all the quirks of her character. She was a fantastic, driven, no-bullshit person.

 

[Lathe]

I once ate a meal with Robert Wagner. Nice guy.

 

[Pimpleking55]

I am amazed by the elasticity of my foreskin.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I still collect toys, games and collect physical comics well Into adulthood, I’m not the most sociable person so it gives me comfort to replace meaningful relationships with a lot of expensive stuff.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I like spoiling my husband with alot of love (especially kisses and cuddles)

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I still collect toys, games and collect physical comics well Into adulthood, I’m not the most sociable person so it gives me comfort to replace meaningful relationships with a lot of expensive stuff.

Touch grass and get some ass

 

[Piss Bear]

I travelled 8,000 miles to meet someone I met on the internet

 

[Plarp]

When I was around 3 yrs old I lived in Yorba Linda, CA across the street from Danielle Fishel, who ended up portraying "Topanga" on the sitcom Boy Meets World.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i dropped out in 7th grade

 

[thegooddoctor]

Touch grass and get some ass

Any idea how?

 

[Elaine Miller]

This isn’t my oldest account.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Any idea how?

Quitting your manchild hobbies would be a good start