Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[thegooddoctor]

Quitting your manchild hobbies would be a good start

Could I not find a fellow female sperg, considering how many female weebs there are?

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Could I not find a fellow female sperg, considering how many female weebs there are?

You could. They'd just be too busy getting fucked by based neurotypical chads

 

[Feefee81093]

I am... a woman.

 

[Inside your walls]

I love tomatoes, especially tomato sauce

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I am... a woman.

Are you a biologist?

 

[Feefee81093]

Are you a biologist?

Is there a joke I'm supposed to get? I graduated Cosmetology school. My field goes over Chemistry, Anatomy, Business, Art, Biology, Histology, Trichology, and Dermatology. I'm expected to have at least a basic understanding of these subjects. I did take academics more seriously than my peers.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I drink water.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I am... a woman.

Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet! Stop this tomfoolery at once!

Thread tax: I use sandalwood scented deodorant

 

[Doppelmonger]

Back then when I sold hentai drawings on the internet, one of my frequent customers was a classmate at college. It was awkward to talk to her or even do team asignements toghether since she had very... interesting tastes. I am confident she never discover my identity.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Is there a joke I'm supposed to get...

Yes.
(Also, I invoke Internet Rule #31).

 

[Feefee81093]

Back then when I sold hentai drawings on the internet, one of my frequent customers was a classmate at college. It was awkward to talk to her or even do team asignements toghether since she had very... interesting tastes. I am confident she never discover my identity.

That's hilarious.

 

[Teriyaki]

I may or may not have done some insider trading.

Go away SEC. Nothing to see here.

 

[yasscat]

I have entirely too much nail polish.

 

[lesser sperg]

I used to sell MDMA

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I collect action figures.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I've had the exact same checkered wallet since I was 13, Recently I got a magenta sharpie and made it missing textures lol.

 

[Justanotherguy]

I have a fair amount of clothes but prefer 4 outfits specifically for comfort

 

[Burned CDs]

If something serves me well, I refuse to exchange it for something newer.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

I was your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I am... a woman.

You are... a tranny