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Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel
- Thread starter Ntwadumela
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short for husband. Yeah, I'm a faggo, laugh it up.
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Wait, you're a bloke? Thought you were a chick. Huh.
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I genuinely want to see Chris answer for all the shit he's gotten away with over the years he was never punished for.
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Yeah, I'm a dude, the more you know.
edit: I'm actually double jointed on most of my body, I didn't realize it until about 2nd grade when I was popping my arms and my teacher thought I broke them somehow with the way I bent my arms.
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Some women find me attractive
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I thought Alcatraz closed down though?
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I used to reverse steal wearing a cat burglar outfit. I would break into homes and cars and leave things that didn’t belong to them - sometimes money.
If you think stealing from someone makes them go crazy; try leaving objects they don’t own.
It’s a mind fuck for them.
If you think stealing from someone makes them go crazy; try leaving objects they don’t own.
It’s a mind fuck for them.
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I had a family member that was somewhat Klaus Schwab-ish. Extremely controlling, she didn't let anyone own their stuff, everything had to be written as her property, and would make your life impossible if you refused to do what she wanted. She died last year, but undoing years of damage is... Well, hard, especially during these times.
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I love peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches
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PipTheAlchemist
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It means he likes playing with his own poop
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I'm not gay I just really appreciate the male physique.
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Then you'd love Lords of the locker room then. trust me, it's not gay.
edit: I'm a drummer.
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PipTheAlchemist
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I'm not heterosexual. I just admire shapely women
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I have resting asshole face and don't go in for empty niceties, so I think a lot of people would be surprised that I get a lot of satisfaction out of kindness (mainly politeness like offering my seat up or holding doors, talking to strangers who seem to be bothered by something, helping people with tasks like moving furniture or on work).
Similarly, I think people would maybe be surprised at how easily I cry, particularly listening to sad music or in an argument. It never happens except when I'm alone or only with my close family. And I enjoy crying to music, I feel like it's a significant experience.
Similarly, I think people would maybe be surprised at how easily I cry, particularly listening to sad music or in an argument. It never happens except when I'm alone or only with my close family. And I enjoy crying to music, I feel like it's a significant experience.