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That could backfire if you don't specify poison/spotted/water hemlock(herb), then she grinds up regular hemlock (pine) and becomes healthier (ie more rambunctious)
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Old people get scammed by people on the internet all the time.
homewayhalf
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Imagine being 33 and having to justify $70 to your mom. What the actual fuck lol. She is going to be so lost when her parents die.
I also love this “Staph discovers inflation” arc. Welcome to being a normal working class person trying to feed their family. Fuck your stupid vanity mushrooms. This made me look up morels at Wegmans, she is buying mushrooms that go for $20/oz instead of using her food stamps to buy real food.
I also love this “Staph discovers inflation” arc. Welcome to being a normal working class person trying to feed their family. Fuck your stupid vanity mushrooms. This made me look up morels at Wegmans, she is buying mushrooms that go for $20/oz instead of using her food stamps to buy real food.
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For that price you could probably get a huge bag of the dehydrated shiitake from the Asian markets, or several packages of the fresh cultivars that they have on offer in the produce section. Hell, you could probably buy both and still have money left over to get a package of white fungus (
btw) to make a jelly desert for that price per ounce.Fuck. I love noshing wild mushrooms but it would physically hurt me to pay $20/oz when baby portobellos are just as wholesomely earthy, easier to get, and cheaper. I seriously doubt morels have any higher dietary value than any other brown mushroom, dis bitch is just bougie and wasteful AF.
ETA- she probably only eats them fried/drowned in butter, which definitely negates any benefits and probably exacerbates the GERD with grease.
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A Detachable Penis
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Finally, an accurate piccrew.
CATS = VULNERABLE OLD PEOPLE.
WHO KNEW?!
Got a masters degree. Needs mommy's help on social work department paperwork.
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“I have had the WORST day.”
Steph, you had a dentist appointment and didn’t have enough on your food stamps card to buy overpriced mushrooms that were destined to rot in your refrigerator crisper. Obviously not the best day, a typical errand day for the modern functioning adult mostly, but…like, really? That seriously constitutes as “the worst” for you? Oh you poor silly little sow, you’ve only just moved out, just wait until you have to deal with your first utility bill or leaky pipe.
Obligatory old white lady saying “Honey, you got a big storm coming.”
Steph, you had a dentist appointment and didn’t have enough on your food stamps card to buy overpriced mushrooms that were destined to rot in your refrigerator crisper. Obviously not the best day, a typical errand day for the modern functioning adult mostly, but…like, really? That seriously constitutes as “the worst” for you? Oh you poor silly little sow, you’ve only just moved out, just wait until you have to deal with your first utility bill or leaky pipe.
Obligatory old white lady saying “Honey, you got a big storm coming.”
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How the fuck did she graduate again?
XxxwernxxX
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She followed a cat upstairs during a home visit. That's something my easily distracted five year old nephew would do.
Also, does no one else think it's odd that she's eating lunch at 10.30?
Also, does no one else think it's odd that she's eating lunch at 10.30?
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Could be #JustFatFuckThings. One of my colleagues has
- breakfast at 0800
- coffee snack at 0900
- a pre-lunch meal at 1130
- lunch at 1200
- a post-lunch meal at 1300
- afternoon snack at 1430
- and an "end-of-workday" meal 30 minutes before leaving
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I think it's a combination of her actually brushing her teeth a couple times a week at most, and drinking soda like water. But of course it's her toothpaste's fault.
homewayhalf
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Love how she didn’t bother to break up the brick of noodles, but am more amused by the CLASSIC grandma plate. Staph literally just stole 40 year old plates from her parents’ cabinets to furnish her apartment, lol.
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Or it’s the tard home’s dishware from the Goodwill.
I’m just glad she’s cooking at all, in any capacity.
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That's Corelle Spring Blossom Green. If they're hand-me-downs, they were probably on her parents' wedding registry all those years ago, and now they're sending them off with Staph to her empty two-bedroom.
Corelle has been reissuing some classic patterns--I know they did Cornflower Blue--so those might be newer, but they're not being made currently.
I'm impressed about the vegetables! The noodle:vegetable ratio is off, and it seems like a waste of kohlrabi, but this is miles beyond boiled hamburger as far as cow cooking goes. It's
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oh my god. I have the matching bowl. I'm literally eating dinner out of it right now.
It's Corelle, they make good dishes lol.
Edit: @Aunt Carol knows what's up!
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You eat from a bowl of lies! That's Pyrex Spring Blossom Green. It's a Corelle Compatible.
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Corelle dishes are nice and sturdy for daily use, while still being made of fancy materials and letting you feel like an adult. You can do about anything to them. The only one I've ever broken was a shallow dish that fell concave-side-down and got stepped on in the kerfluffle.
The part where you can pick Corelle up for a song at the thrift store is great, too. As long as it isn't some rare serving dish, the plates are usually priced the same as any generic plate, a dollar or two unless you're in a hipster boutique.
Modern Corelle and Pyrex is still good, but for the designs they've moved into media tie-ins. I don't want Baby Yoda 4-cup glass storage containers, damnit. I want pretty flowers.
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This is the greatest part about KF, I get to learn about random shit around the house AND make fun of my adolescence bully. Win-win!
homewayhalf
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Very informative! I just remember that my parents, my grandparents, and every single other old person had those in their house in the 90s, exact same brand and pattern so it triggered a real lol boomer feel for me. Steph never stops boomerposting even with her dishware.
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That pattern can be found at every single antique store I have ever been to. It's like the easiest one to find.
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@Aunt Carol, @Chromeo, @homewayhalf, @Polexia Aphrodisia:
If you look on Etsy you'll notice that vintage Pyrex Spring Blossom Green bowls go for ABSURD amounts.
(Have some, plan on selling them soon, along with a set of Colorcraft dishes.)
Edit: Corelle is pretty sturdy but if you DO manage to break it I hope you are wearing shoes because it shatters into a million razor sharp slivers.
If you look on Etsy you'll notice that vintage Pyrex Spring Blossom Green bowls go for ABSURD amounts.
(Have some, plan on selling them soon, along with a set of Colorcraft dishes.)
Edit: Corelle is pretty sturdy but if you DO manage to break it I hope you are wearing shoes because it shatters into a million razor sharp slivers.