Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm not big on poking the cow or gayops or w/e - but god, these rascals are genuinely funny and I'm grateful for their work. This is a thread that, even if I only visit it once a week or two, gives me at least one genuine good laugh irl every time and my day is a little brighter for it.

What I appreciate about this thread is that Patrick has an army of dedicated milkmen consistently producing high quality dairy products for us. For comparison (in my opinion), Moviebob produces milk on a regular basis, but his is always the same shitty "those damn Trumptards" content. On the other end of the spectrum is Russell Greer, whose dairy is of the highest quality, but he only produces once or twice a year. Patrick's milk isn't Greer-tier, but damn, it comes close at times.

I guess what I'm trying to say is those Rascals do a damned fine job making piggy squeal; without them, he'd probably be just another Moviebob.

 

[Cactuar King]

What I appreciate about this thread is that Patrick has an army of dedicated milkmen consistently producing high quality dairy products for us. For comparison (in my opinion), Moviebob produces milk on a regular basis, but his is always the same shitty "those damn Trumptards" content. On the other end of the spectrum is Russell Greer, whose dairy is of the highest quality, but he only produces once or twice a year. Patrick's milk isn't Greer-tier, but damn, it comes close at times.

I guess what I'm trying to say is those Rascals do a damned fine job making piggy squeal; without them, he'd probably be just another Moviebob.

Does that mean with just the correct kind of pliance, MovieBob could be this entertaining too? I hope someone cracks that code.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Pat has been brainbroken into sending emails to people who he thinks may receive a note from a troll account?

This thread should be archived if only to show future generations why social media should be banned.

P.S. Didn't read the text fully, didn't realize it was an edit. Still, I wouldn't pass it by Pat's bacon fueled brain to premeptivelly send emails and DM's to own the trolls.

 

[Paulmall Blartcop]

Pat has been brainbroken into sending emails to people who he thinks may receive a note from a troll account?

This thread should be archived if only to show future generations why social media should be banned.

there's no way it's him. "My favorite movie is Hook directed by jew, Stephen Spielberg" is too funny a line to be a Pat original

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Pat has been brainbroken into sending emails to people who he thinks may receive a note from a troll account?

This thread should be archived if only to show future generations why social media should be banned.

There is no way in hell pat would ever send a message like that. Even if you take out the shit about Jews it is still waaayyy to polite and normal sounding to be from him. He would never preemptively apologize. Ever. Shit, he won't apologize after the fact for that matter. He puts his personal victimhood on a completely different level than anyone elses. He blames the "victim" for being stupid enough to fall for it. He's right, they are stupid but those are the people he pretends to care about so it's hilarious to see him have to make the choice between virtue signaling and protecting his own ego. I hope it never stops.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Just when people think the thread is slowing down we're hit with the knowledge that Pat's tough guy persona and car expert persona aren't only based off real people but those people are his significantly more successful and less fat family members. This is why Pat a high quality cow, cause fucking no one could've predicted this.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat has been brainbroken into sending emails to people who he thinks may receive a note from a troll account?

This thread should be archived if only to show future generations why social media should be banned.

It's obviously a troll grafting crazy "inadvertently" racist shit to stuff Pat would (and has) actually said.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

It's obviously a troll grafting crazy "inadvertently" racist shit to stuff Pat would (and has) actually said.

They're only scratching the surface of what they can do with the anti-semitism. Fatrick, like most shitlibs, probably has an irreconcilable need to sperg about how evil Israel is while defending against "right wing anti-semitism".

They could have him saying the spiciest stuff imaginable and just throw in some anti-Israel comment for cover and it would be believable.

 

[Ophelia]

They could have him saying the spiciest stuff imaginable and just throw in some anti-Israel comment for cover and it would be believable.

Bonus points if lizards are involved.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Pat would probably have a much easier time if he were capable of admitting that he's getting trolled. For some reason it strikes at his ego too much to admit that he's the butt of a joke. It would be so easy to simply reply "Sorry, I never sent any email, it was a troll pretending to be me." and most people would at least understand what he's talking about. But instead he goes on unhinged rants about cyberstalkers and criminal cases and it's clear most of the "victims" just feel like they've been drawn into some strange web of insanity and only come out knowing that Pat is insane and fat and somehow responsible.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Does that mean with just the correct kind of pliance, MovieBob could be this entertaining too? I hope someone cracks that code.

Unfortunately, no. The moment someone disagrees with Bob, counters his arguments, or makes fun of him, he pulls out old reliable: declaring them not human and reporting and blocking them. If it's a troll account, his blue checkmark means Twitter actually listens to him and suspends the account fairly quickly. He has his little bubble and permits nothing to pop it, and unlike Patrick, doesn't see the need to engage trolls (claims of being "Boston tough" aside.) Yes, you're reading this right: Moviebob is a smarter lolcow than Patrick. If you read his thread, you'll see Kiwis daily wishing something horrible on him due to his smug attitude and the fact that he's somehow resisted reaping what he's sown for twenty years.

Also, and you may find this hard to believe, but Bob's nowhere near as fat as Patrick.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Does that mean with just the correct kind of pliance, MovieBob could be this entertaining too? I hope someone cracks that code.

I think we came close with that time he got publicly called a creep by Lindsay Ellis.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Also, and you may find this hard to believe, but Bob's nowhere near as fat as Patrick.

I dunno man, MovieBlob when he tripped and fell in his hovel, is resposible for the Massachusetts Bay existing. Its a close run thing I say fire them both into orbit see which one cause bigger tides.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Unfortunately, no. The moment someone disagrees with Bob, counters his arguments, or makes fun of him, he pulls out old reliable: declaring them not human and reporting and blocking them. If it's a troll account, his blue checkmark means Twitter actually listens to him and suspends the account fairly quickly. He has his little bubble and permits nothing to pop it, and unlike Patrick, doesn't see the need to engage trolls (claims of being "Boston tough" aside.) Yes, you're reading this right: Moviebob is a smarter lolcow than Patrick. If you read his thread, you'll see Kiwis daily wishing something horrible on him due to his smug attitude and the fact that he's somehow resisted reaping what he's sown for twenty years.

Also, and you may find this hard to believe, but Bob's nowhere near as fat as Patrick.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Patrick never learned that you never feed the trolls. He's still fat.

 

[AnOminous]

He has his little bubble and permits nothing to pop it, and unlike Patrick, doesn't see the need to engage trolls (claims of being "Boston tough" aside.)

Doesn't "Boston tough" basically mean being a Southie and beating up darkies like Wahlberg does?

Also, and you may find this hard to believe, but Bob's nowhere near as fat as Patrick.

I've seen pictures, and while Bob may look fatter on a superficial analysis, Rick beats him because he has the ultimate fatness of the soul.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

"be more funny" is the mission statement for r/OnA. That's why the community won't hesitate to beat a fellow rascal to death when they lose sight of lulz (see Opie/Anthony/Jimmy, or more recently Dan Mullen). It's also what makes it the meanest but funniest community ever. I still laugh about the fact that reddit banned the community and shortly after published their first ever security writeup, buttmad about r/OnA making hundreds of subreddits to coordinate more bullshit around reddit

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Pat (or someone pretending to be him) is now preemptively messaging people on their contact forms to try and head off some of the trolling:

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just amazing.

Pat would probably have a much easier time if he were capable of admitting that he's getting trolled. For some reason it strikes at his ego too much to admit that he's the butt of a joke. It would be so easy to simply reply "Sorry, I never sent any email, it was a troll pretending to be me." and most people would at least understand what he's talking about. But instead he goes on unhinged rants about cyberstalkers and criminal cases and it's clear most of the "victims" just feel like they've been drawn into some strange web of insanity and only come out knowing that Pat is insane and fat and somehow responsible.

it is the perfect patrick trap to invite him to explain himself to absolute strangers. sublime.

 

[AnOminous]

just amazing.

it is the perfect patrick trap to invite him to explain himself to absolute strangers. sublime.

The longer Rick interacts with normies (for SJW values of "normie"), the more obvious it becomes that he is completely special needs and an asshole to boot. So anything that forces him to interact with normies more guarantees that more people will think he's an asshole, even if they also think the people fucking with him are also assholes (which they unapologetically are).

 

[Mr Moonface]

How will Walgreens ever recover?

 

[valis]

Pat (or someone pretending to be him) is now preemptively messaging people on their contact forms to try and head off some of the trolling:

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This is hands down the single funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

There needs to be a Nobel Prize for trolling or something.