Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[ISlurpThereforIReeeeee]

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Not enough slobber

 

[joebobmurphy]

Now THIS is what I’m motherfuckin talkin about! Finally we are getting something other than the boring bits of court. I knew you could do it, you absolute sped!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Now THIS is what I’m motherfuckin talkin about! Finally we are getting something other than the boring bits of court. I knew you could do it, you absolute sped!

Please PLEASE let this be the start of the Production Company Saga! Let Russ actually manage to produce something (badly) and then find out that distributors aren't required to buy anything from production companies, even if the producer is disabled.

 

[Meat Target]

Russhole never fails to prove on a daily basis that he is incapable of understanding even the most basic concepts. Concepts so simple that 99% of people are able to easily understand them without having it explained to them, such as singers/bands/musicians not accepting unsolicited material to protect them from copywrite lawsuits, models not getting into sexual relationships with penniless losers who drool uncontrollably, or movie studios not caring about someone's stupid fucking concept reel for their movie idea.

He also doesn't seem to understand that literally THOUSANDS of losers send in their movie scripts to studios every year that never get greenlit for production. Very, VERY rarely some unknown with particularly excellent talent will send in some once in a lifetime script, the heavenly bodies will align just right for the right people to happen to read it and pass it on to those who decide which scripts go to production. But for the most part you need to be an established screenwriter, hired on as an in-house screenplay writer, a famous author who has written a book that a studio wants to make into a movie, or know someone in the industry or who has connections in the industry who can pass your script on to the right people.

But I'm sure Shit-Lips has already convinced himself that his retarded script is FAR SUPERIOR to all those other losers and the studios will just HAVE to cut him a contract and make him famous! He literally has better odds getting rich playing the cheap slots at the casinos than he does getting his script even read by someone in one of the movie studios.

And they're not going to read your script unless you have an agent submit it. They're not going to scripts from randos, especially randos who have no idea what they're doing. EDIT: Apparently you can get by without an agent, but like @Hollywood Hitler said, it not only takes massive talent, the fates have to smile on you. Russ has no talent and the fates seem to hate him. Not only that, but Russ has no idea how to write a script. There is a very specific format you have to follow, and Russ doesn't follow it. Even if he knows about formatting rules, I'm sure he'd ignore them because he wants to stand out and thinks the rules don't apply to him.

It's astounding how Russ always believes he deserves instant stardom.

Is he even aware that indie films and music exist? Making a short film for YouTube or playing at a local dive bar might gain him something more than poverty-level income.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Please PLEASE let this be the start of the Production Company Saga! Let Russ actually manage to produce something (badly) and then find out that distributors aren't required to buy anything from production companies, even if the producer is disabled.

Why am I imgining the worlds worst Casting Couch Videos? Granted watching some wannabe porn whore kick Russels balls out through his ears might be fun.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Now THIS is what I’m motherfuckin talkin about! Finally we are getting something other than the boring bits of court. I knew you could do it, you absolute sped!

Russ should publish more of his work. His voice needs to be heard.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's astounding how Russ always believes he deserves instant stardom.

Is he even aware that indie films and music exist? Making a short film for YouTube or playing at a local dive bar might gain him something more than poverty-level income.

He considers paying his dues beneath him. Even Taylor Swift didn't get world famous overnight. She actually started out country, but decided pop would be better for her sound. It took a few albums for her to get broad recognition. Russ is essentially saying he's better than Taylor Swift because he wants instant stardom like you said. He doesn't want to put in the work required to be famous for something, he thinks it should be given to him.

Why am I imgining the worlds worst Casting Couch Videos? Granted watching some wannabe porn whore kick Russels balls out through his ears might be fun.

Normally, I don't make jokes about sexual assault/rape, but I would pay money to see some down-on-her luck single mom who's desperate for money show up to a porn shoot and find out she doesn't actually have to have sex, in fact, she doesn't even have to take her clothes off. She just has to let some creepy deformed nitwit hit on her badly for a few minutes, and when he demands sex, she's allowed to go excessive force on him. And she gets paid well for it.

 

[Drowningman]

If Russ tries to do the Weinstein casting couch, that will end his almost movie making career in 3 seconds with the first sexual harrassment lawsuit against him.

 

[jerkstore]

i want my hands on that script. with russell’s brand of “explain the joke”/boomer humor, it’s bound to be astoundingly funny for all the wrong reasons.

 

[DrJonesHat]

i want my hands on that script. with russell’s brand of “explain the joke”/boomer humor, it’s bound to be astoundingly funny for all the wrong reasons.

Five bucks says one of the characters says, "excuse me, I just cracked a funny" and looks at the camera like they're cuing the audience to laugh.

i want my hands on that script. with russell’s brand of “explain the joke”/boomer humor, it’s bound to be astoundingly funny for all the wrong reasons.\

It would the '20s version of "The Room."

 

[AnOminous]

Is he even aware that indie films and music exist? Making a short film for YouTube or playing at a local dive bar might gain him something more than poverty-level income.

He'd still need some actual talent. Nobody is interested in just slobbering and drooling from some completely incompetent sped who produces nothing of interest. At a dive bar, he'd probably be the recipient of several complimentary beers, but they would arrive in liquid form directly at his face from the audience.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He'd still need some actual talent. Nobody is interested in just slobbering and drooling from some completely incompetent sped who produces nothing of interest. At a dive bar, he'd probably be the recipient of several complimentary beers, but they would arrive in liquid form directly at his face from the audience.

Wonder if he'd interpret people throwing food at him like Jon Sweet did people pennying his door shut in college: He took it as a compliment for his articles in the school paper, instead of people fucking with him. Russ would be like "they love me! They kept giving me free food!"

 

[Empyrea]

Wonder if he'd interpret people throwing food at him like Jon Sweet did people pennying his door shut in college: He took it as a compliment for his articles in the school paper, instead of people fucking with him. Russ would be like "they love me! They kept giving me free food!"

Man, I miss Iconoclast. When he was actively posting here years ago, he was the very first thread I stumbled into. Such a classic cow.

Russ is too paranoid after the big betrayal of high school, though, to go there. He can't even handle laugh reacts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There is NO WRITTEN LAW stating he can't just start at the top.

Never forget that.

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Set during the second World War, A man tries to find true love. See Russell Greer in Dribbler's List

 

[StinkySnack]

Some comments on Russell’s lightning strike post. Fucking pussy acting like it was some high magnitude earthquake.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Some comments on Russell’s lightning strike post. Fucking pussy acting like it was some high magnitude earthquake.

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It looks like Kassie just committed to a relationship without realizing it.

 

[Jeep1971]

I would watch a feel good rom-com about a guy who can’t close his mouth on a desperate cross country journey to see his true love. He gets into all kinds of jolly japes culminating in him having to attempt to give a friend a blow job in exchange for a ride. The twist in the tale would be once he got to his destination the audience discovers that his one true love is a hooker and he can only afford to buy ten mins of her time.

A mashup of Dumb and Dumber and Sex Drive.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ is too paranoid after the big betrayal of high school, though, to go there. He can't even handle laugh reacts.

The funny part about that is that if you read his book, it's clear he's an asshole, and the only one who doesn't seem to realize that is him. He describes being absolutely shocked to find out everyone hated him.

It looks like Kassie just committed to a relationship without realizing it.

I'm intrigued by Russ's belief that people make binding agreements with him without them actually being aware of it. Farrah Abraham's assistant didn't know she was committing to a date with a deranged stalker by liking his post. Taylor Swift agreed to be his sex slave when she did something for other people. AGT agreed to let him on the show when a producer said "good job." Poor Kassie just got engaged and doesn't even have a ring to show for it.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The funny part about that is that if you read his book, it's clear he's an asshole, and the only one who doesn't seem to realize that is him. He describes being absolutely shocked to find out everyone hated him....

If you ever volunteered/worked in a retard home/facility, you will experience the same phenomena.

Spoil a retard = congrats you made an asshole who is also retarded.
That's why retards get the 'happy pills'.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Russell Decided to post about how he plans on using the court system strictly to bankrupt @Null