The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Cuckoman]

I also think it's a reasonable likelihood they managed to find another sucker to take at least some of them. After all, they could just repeat the lies they were told about how profitable these nearly useless animals are (at least in money-making terms for an operation at their size and general level of incompetence).

If the animals were well maintained and looked healthy, maybe.
But these animals are starved, unkept and look sick and dying. No one wants to take them on.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Baph like Baphomet? So edgy.
I wonder what movement or lifestyle Penny will move on to after the tranch collapses to fix his deep seated mental health issues. Basque separatism? Wahabi Islam?

 

[MissAnthropist]

Spoiler: Jump-scare

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Those crazy eyes and that weird smile with rotting teeth are giving me Freddy Krueger vibes.
From this photo:
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Illiterate & hypocritical Penny strikes again:
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Throw in some Qanon-style hashtags, and you could easily confuse them for crazy right-wing militants. #TheStormIsComing #DeepState #TrustThePlan
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Rare Jens:
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Not new, but I spooked myself when I clicked on his twitter media page (NSFW).
He also posted the Tranch's sheep:
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Bonnie finally moved to his new job and is now free to dunk on Lyft (and the ranch for good measure).

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Continues to be fat and lazy despite working in personal mobility, and supposedly having the skills to build an ebike or scooter for cheaps.
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Continues to misappropriate the word Lesbian for his own fetishism.
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Cross-posting @Oxyjen's post from the Kindness/Boner thread. Boner and Penny are indirectly swiping at each other.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Rare Jens:
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Jen photos give off the same energy as those meme faces with the middle cropped out.


What a funny-lookin' dude.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Throw in some Qanon-style hashtags, and you could easily confuse them for crazy right-wing militants. #TheStormIsComing #DeepState #TrustThePlan
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Why do the fascists need to "train daily" to slaughter the marginalized? Feels like something you could pick up in a weekend.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Why do the fascists need to "train daily" to slaughter the marginalized? Feels like something you could pick up in a weekend.

I went to a weekend retreat at the airport Radisson. I found the Genocide instruction helpful, but the continental breakfast was disappointing.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Jen photos give off the same energy as those meme faces with the middle cropped out.
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What a funny-lookin' dude.

Something is definitely off. Each photograph of Jen really adds clarity as to why his mom is so thoroughly convinced that he is retarded. Can you imagine this thing moving around and going about its day?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Something is definitely off. Each photograph of Jen really adds clarity as to why his mom is so thoroughly convinced that he is retarded. Can you imagine this thing moving around and going about its day?

He is truly uncanny valley but in a human form.

 

[Ghostse]

He is truly uncanny valley but in a human form.

That's what he calls his inverted cock.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Something is definitely off. Each photograph of Jen really adds clarity as to why his mom is so thoroughly convinced that he is retarded. Can you imagine this thing moving around and going about its day?

Curious: has EstroJen “dated” outside his polycue like KevKev allegedly does, or are Penis & Kevvie the only takers?

I’d like to see him shipped with Rioley and their interactions be live streamed.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Kev just posted this inspirational distanced shot of a rainbow leading to the ranch, in which you can easily see the square of death and inedible weeds compared to the plains surrounding it. (link, archive)
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Cross-post from the Kevin thread, he just tweeted this photo clearly indicating the extent of the Death Zone around the tranch without a single thought for optics. It also definitely doesn't look like there are hundreds of alpaca out there.

edit: putting my out-there theory here so as not to double post. In recent pictures of the ranch, there has been much more visible growth of this one dark green shrub compared to last year. I do wonder if this is an inedible plant species that the alpacas were still browsing into the dirt out of desperation and starvation when they were still a herd of 200+... and now they have been thinned out there is just enough hay to go by, so they don't bother eating the indigestible weed and thus it's springing up everywhere. I would be so grateful if any plant autist Kiwis could identify this species of shrub to support or debunk my theory.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

This training larp is funny, because even as someone who has no military knowledge, I could see their tactics were wrong. They are training for offensive tactics, when it should be defensive. Playing video games would teach them this.

A lot of FPS like to do what is apparently called "procure on site" in military speak. I don't know this shit, but any one examining this could tell it's so you can maintain forward momentum. Going home loses the ground you've gained with small numbers, so you want to be able to push deep, accomplish mission objective, then GTFO in one run.

However, it's hilariously strategy games that taught me the rough tactics they are using vs what they should be doing, and made me realize what they are really training for.

Two playstyles at opposite ends of the spectrum are the locust and the turtle, and the fact a loser gamer can take these and know what mindset is needed for this larp shows how small brain it is. After that, study the methods in detail to accomplish the required mindset.

If you want to defend yourself against Earl, be a turtle. Put up fences, toss some extra layers in the buildings up to window height, practice shooting down range from cover, drill in quick defenses repair, first aid, etc. After an attack then you strip the attackers of their weapons and supplies. You don't need to be quick, you got all the time in the world to do so compared to an assaulting force. You don't need practice for that, you need practice for getting to where you'd have that time.

What they are preparing for however is to be locusts. Moving forward, killing everyone in front of them, stripping bodies to continue on until they find supply stashes, then leaving. Why would you do that to defend the tranch? You wouldn't. You'd do that to supply the tranch. Penny isn't training a defensive force, he's training a raiding force.

Or they are idiots who don't know what they are doing.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What they are preparing for however is to be locusts. Moving forward, killing everyone in front of them, stripping bodies to continue on until they find supply stashes, then leaving. Why would you do that to defend the tranch? You wouldn't. You'd do that to supply the tranch. Penny isn't training a defensive force, he's training a raiding force.

Or they are idiots who don't know what they are doing.

While the latter is completely true I think in their mind WHEN SHIT GOES DOWN they'll quickly defeat Earl in a glorious battle of annihilation (he won't be expecting them to launch an offensive instead of waiting to be killed because fascists are pussies) and then seize the nearby lands to supply themselves so they can link up with and supply the larger communist troon forces that are battling the fascists elsewhere. The Battle of the Tranch while incredibly important and one that will go down in history books as key to the revolution, is just a minor skirmish in the larger war to establish the revolution. You need to look at the larger picture of the existential conflict that the Tranch is central to.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Yes it is, it's on the east side of the main house. The old hot tub is in the background.

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Lmfao the areil shadow of the Tranch looks a cartoon cock’n balls

 

[Miss Misery]

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edit: putting my out-there theory here so as not to double post. In recent pictures of the ranch, there has been much more visible growth of this one dark green shrub compared to last year. I do wonder if this is an inedible plant species that the alpacas were still browsing into the dirt out of desperation and starvation when they were still a herd of 200+... and now they have been thinned out there is just enough hay to go by, so they don't bother eating the indigestible weed and thus it's springing up everywhere. I would be so grateful if any plant autist Kiwis could identify this species of shrub to support or debunk my theory.

Based on this and other recent pics, I would guess it's Mormon tea/green ephedra: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephedra_viridis

And if that IS the case then your theory is generally correct. It's definitely not a browse species like sagebrush or rabbitbrush.

 

[capsaicin]

Based on this and other recent pics, I would guess it's Mormon tea/green ephedra: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephedra_viridis

And if that IS the case then your theory is generally correct. It's definitely not a browse species like sagebrush or rabbitbrush.

"Because it is toxic, the plant should not be ingested without a doctor’s recommendation."

I hope you're wrong because of that, but it could explain herd shrinkage.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

edit: putting my out-there theory here so as not to double post. In recent pictures of the ranch, there has been much more visible growth of this one dark green shrub compared to last year. I do wonder if this is an inedible plant species that the alpacas were still browsing into the dirt out of desperation and starvation when they were still a herd of 200+... and now they have been thinned out there is just enough hay to go by, so they don't bother eating the indigestible weed and thus it's springing up everywhere. I would be so grateful if any plant autist Kiwis could identify this species of shrub to support or debunk my theory.

If you look at their photos of adjoining properties you can see it's there too, it's just in amongst the grass. My guess would be a combination of being unpalatable and just being the only plant with deep enough roots to still be alive when it was given the chance to grow again.

Based on this and other recent pics, I would guess it's Mormon tea/green ephedra:

Actually in this video you can see it's a few different woody shrubs.

And a reminder that THIS is the video he was talking about:

 

[Sneed Weed]

Jen photos give off the same energy as those meme faces with the middle cropped out.
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What a funny-lookin' dude.

Holy hell, put them side by side and the resemblance is uncanny

 

[AfghanBlue]

"Because it is toxic, the plant should not be ingested without a doctor’s recommendation."

I hope you're wrong because of that, but it could explain herd shrinkage.

So that’s what’s powering the starved Alpacas - quasi methamphetamines!

Man, and I got so excited when I saw there was indeed the potential for greenery to grow near the Tranch.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Spoiler: Dental sperging

Use a softer toothbrush than you think is "soft." I got turned on to Quantum super-soft toothbrushes from my dentist and now I special order them from Amazon. (One buying option.)

A lot of so-called soft toothbrushes will irritate your gums if you spend long near the gumline, causing the exact gum problems you want to avoid. Remember: what feels like it's scrub-scrub-scrubbing your enamel nice and clean will hurt your much more vulnerable gums in the process.

With ultra-soft, I'm able to gently brush at a 45-degree angle for a reasonable while, getting just under the gumline and making everything super nice and clean up there. Since I moved to this brand and went slower and angled with my brushing, all of my checkups have seen improvement. (And they weren't bad before; I'm moving from "okay and normal" gum territory to "super healthy gums!" by now.)

Add in daily flossing before I brush, and regular cleanings, and my teeth are doing better. And I speak as someone who inherited shitty dental genes from my dad.

OT dental sperging: is it a meme that water picks are good? My dentist recommended I get one and I did but I’ve been too lazy to use it lately