Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

Schaub is a lolcow but at least he is a better comedian than George Carlin. Carlin's brand of humor is reddit-tier misanthropy about how he is smart and everyone else is dumb and shops at walmart. Schaub at least talks about funny things (like Mexican food) and makes amusing facial expressions.
Lemme guess, you think Dane Cook is funny?
 
Schaub is a lolcow but at least he is a better comedian than George Carlin. Carlin's brand of humor is reddit-tier misanthropy about how he is smart and everyone else is dumb and shops at walmart. Schaub at least talks about funny things (like Mexican food) and makes amusing facial expressions.
I’m no Carlin fan but you need to stop acting retarded.
 
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What the fuck is this. We have a hole in the mouth now.
 
Bappas back to cancelling shows due to ticket sales and blaming COVID.

Bappa also wants to get a loan from cat his ex intern who made money from of to help bankroll his coffee and Asian strippers idea. Somehow brings up human trafficking

Bappa also wants to get a loan from cat his ex intern who made money from of to help bankroll his coffee and Asian strippers idea. Somehow brings up human trafficking


Bappa did tough mudder again
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Bapa got into a dimeshial murzh with Ethan Rawlph by getting felted. Braindumb claimed that he can't tawk! sell out tiggets to his shows in places like Sboggane because the crime is so bad there people are afraid to go out at night. However, the assistant night shift manager, the dishwasher and the homeless cat living in the back of Chang's Spokane location did some digging and found out that Randy Feltface, a literal puppet cawlmedian made of felt, has shows at the same location and day as Brenda but in the earlier timeslot and they got sold out weeks in advance. Not looking good for our Thiccc Boy...
 

This may be the diciest week in the life of the diciest standup comedian: Brendan Schaub.​


A while back Schaub hired an eccentric roided up bodybuilder call Mark Harley as both on camera and production assistance. The job spec expand to Harley being his gopher, social media handler, valet etc.

Harley got fed up and ignored an out of hours text message from his master. Schaub fired him, and Harley went scorched earth. He is touring all the outlets, spilling tea like a majestic diva.

His surprising criticisms of Schaub include:
- Brendan is narcissistic
- He is a pathalogical liar.
- He is difficult to work for.

The subreddit run by MadTV star Bobby Lee - https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/ - is having a field day with it. Harley joined originally to defend Schaub but he appears to have fallen under the spell of the TFATK trolls and gone native, mimicking their idioms and in-jokes.

He did a phone interview with Redbar radio.

He's been posting private message screenshots when Schaub tried to defuse things. His reddit account has almost 100,000 comment karma points at this stage because the redditors are enjoying the entertainment and validation. Harley may be getting off on the attention, venting, and sweet vengeance.

He did a reddit AMA that got 5000 comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/110m2gb/trigger_warning_its_the_bgl_ama/

Harley does two hour Skype interview with 'The MMA-Holes': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqcKIZvRuM

Harley used Schaubs twitter account to promote the interview. Given he did that after being fired, he may have committed a computer crime. Then he bragged about it on reddit:

Schaub is somewhat litigious, so this is wild behaviour by Mark Harley. He's been desperate to supress claims that he tries to pickup chicks despite being a married father. Schaub did DMCAs against people for footage he does not own, and sued unflattering commentary channels for copywrite violation.
 
Everyone should thank Mike David for giving Mark the idea. Mark was reticent about talking shit at first when he appeared on RBR but by the end of the show he was posting tweets “exposing” Schwab. Pretty retarded to log in to a professional Twitter account that you aren’t supposed to be accessing and tweet from it, though. Mark is indulging in his revenge a little too much, Schwab is definitely going to hit back.
 
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This thread reads more like a Boby Lee fan club. I'd rather force myself to laugh at Brendan Schaub jokes (theoretically) than following Cuck Midget Gook Boby Lee and Fat Deformed Kike Ethan Klein's crowd all day.
Bobby Lee is funny in small doses but his routine gets really old really fast. Seen him do standup a couple of times. It seems like when he's desperate and isn't getting enough laughs he just strips down to his underwear... definitely a weird dude but one of the times I saw him he killed. Idk how anyone can listen to his podcast though it's so boring

Everyone should thank Mike David for giving Mark the idea. Mark was reticent about talking shit at first when he appeared on RBR but by the end of the show he was posting tweets “exposing” Schwab. Pretty retarded to log in to a professional Twitter account that you aren’t supposed to be accessing and tweet from it, though. Mark is indulging in his revenge a little too much, Schwab is definitely going to hit back.
Mike David is an annoying faggot who shits in a bag. The only thing he does well is A-Log people who he's jealous of. He's just a sad kike who wishes he was actually involved in comedy instead of just obsessing over comedians.
 
Bobby Lee is funny in small doses but his routine gets really old really fast. Seen him do standup a couple of times. It seems like when he's desperate and isn't getting enough laughs he just strips down to his underwear... definitely a weird dude but one of the times I saw him he killed. Idk how anyone can listen to his podcast though it's so boring


Mike David is an annoying faggot who shits in a bag. The only thing he does well is A-Log people who he's jealous of. He's just a sad kike who wishes he was actually involved in comedy instead of just obsessing over comedians.
I’ll let him know you’re grateful and that you don’t know what site you’re on.
 
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