Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

"I never thought I'd have to put PPP in the category of lying hypocrites that make shit up about me for attention."

It's been obvious for years that PPP is a grifter with no morals. Josh, you're a major retard sometimes and PPP will never be your friend.

Accept it and we can begin the healing process.
 
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Warski gonna get hit by some long range missiles come August
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PhoBingas said:
I'm calling it now. There's going to be a pre-fight piss-test and Tardski's going to test positive for like 5 different things and get barred from fighting.
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That'd be disappointing tbh, salt papi is a pretty decent boxer and isn't afraid to taunt his opponent in the ring. I wanna see him Fortnite dance on warski, while warski is cowering in the corner of the ring.

But really I do hope the fight isn't cancelled cause of tardski, I wanna see him get his shit wrecked by a fat guy who's just doing it for fun.
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
What's the over under on being disqualified for dude weed lmao
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Depends, what state this going down in and their legality of dude weed. That said even some states where it is legal still allow it showing up on a drug screening to bar you from employment so anybody's guess really.
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
What's the over under on being disqualified for dude weed lmao
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If I had to guess I'd say better than a coin flip. There's either a legal weed store or a grey market dispensary every few blocks in big cities.
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I wish we could set up vega odds for such outcomes. Some of the possible outcomes could prove to be lucrative bets
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He doesn't seem like he's stopped doing drugs. You could make out like a bandit if we could bet "Warski disqualified for drugs."
Retrodogkiller said:
That'd be disappointing tbh, salt papi is a pretty decent boxer and isn't afraid to taunt his opponent in the ring. I wanna see him Fortnite dance on warski, while warski is cowering in the corner of the ring.

But really I do hope the fight isn't cancelled cause of tardski, I wanna see him get his shit wrecked by a fat guy who's just doing it for fun.
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From the few clips I've seen he actually looks like a halfway decent fighter for a tiktok adult. I'd imagine he'd be some disappointed if the fight fell through, but I'm sure they could find someone for him. I hope they have a few backup guys in case other people drop dirty or for some reason can't fight.
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I only pray that this inevitable event gets caught on candid camera, and I can watch him sperg out and tard rage.
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I hope he at least fires up a stream in a stuttering tizzy. I wonder what excuse he'll try to use.
"Ho-ho-ho-ho-honest! I d-d-d-d-didn't f-f-f-f-fail my d-d-d-d-drug test! METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!"
 
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Americunt said:
Depends, what state this going down in and their legality of dude weed. That said even some states where it is legal still allow it showing up on a drug screening to bar you from employment so anybody's guess really.
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The fight’s in London: weed and basically anything fun are illegal in the UK.
 
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PhoBingas said:
He doesn't seem like he's stopped doing drugs. You could make out like a bandit if we could bet "Warski disqualified for drugs."
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Yeah Lol, probably the bet with the lowest payout would be Andy being knocked out round 1.
Cuz let's be real if he passes the drug test thats whats going to happen. Round 1 knockout 100%
 
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Anne Hyroe said:
The fight’s in London, weed and basically anything fun are illegal in the UK.
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Well then that's case closed, I didn't realize it was happening in the states. Then my stone cold lock of the century on this fight is that Warski gets DQ'd for hash/yayo in his pee or drops out for for some other dumb or otherwise unspecified reason and then copes about it in the exact same way Tonka did.

That said I do want this fight to happen, just to see him get his head whacked like a Piñata. Who knows, maybe it will fix his stutter.
 
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TrueParagon said:
Yeah Lol, probably the bet with the lowest payout would be Andy being knocked out round 1.
Cuz let's be real if he passes the drug test thats whats going to happen. Round 1 knockout 100%
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That's if he can even get into the ring. Andy excels at burning bridges, so I wouldn't put it passed him to fuck this fight up and in turn have Keem and co never throw him a bone again.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Christ it looks like a poster for fucking Bum Fights, some fat gook with Down Syndrome vs a crack head they found digging through the dumpster out back for "produce" :story:
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To be fair, the Cog stream in Portugal was the real thing that made me reminisce of Bum Fights.
 
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PhoBingas said:
That's if he can even get into the ring. Andy excels at burning bridges, so I wouldn't put it passed him to fuck this fight up and in turn have Keem and co never throw him a bone again.
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Well if he fucks up the fight I can see Keem basically writing him off afterwards.
But I remember they were saying that they won't test for recreational drugs just steroids. Not sure if that is true but I remember PPP saying that.
Cuz if they do hes fucked. Weed stays in your system for a long ass time
 
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Americunt said:
Well then that's case closed, I didn't realize it was happening in the states. Then my stone cold lock of the century on this fight is that Warski gets DQ'd for hash/yayo in his pee or drops out for for some other dumb or otherwise unspecified reason and then copes about it in the exact same way Tonka did.

That said I do want this fight to happen, just to see him get his head whacked like a Piñata. Who knows, maybe it will fix his stutter.
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Well cocaine only stays in your system for ~3 days for blood and urine tests. Hair samples on the other hand... I still think that if he hasn't abstained from pot by now then he's fucked. Since we know he's gotten drunk just recently with PPP, he could have easily let his inhibitions down. I don't know if he has enough time but that all depends on a number of other factors (metabolism, how much fat content you have, your exercise habits, etc). I know the general rule is 30 days but some others say it can remain for ~6 weeks if you want to be absolutely certain that you'll test negative.
 
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TrueParagon said:
Well if he fucks up the fight I can see Keem basically writing him off afterwards.
But I remember they were saying that they won't test for recreational drugs just steroids. Not sure if that is true but I remember PPP saying that.
Cuz if they do hes fucked. Weed stays in your system for a long ass time
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FWIW, I think if the fight gets pulled then it’ll be because of media/twitter pressure rather than drug tests. I can see Andy starting okay but clearly losing - he’s already at a weight and experience disadvantage and clearly isn’t training 25/8 and staying off alcohol as promised. The real deal breaker will be for future deals: I can’t see who the audience for Warski tickets or PPV would be.
 
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