DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hate Army Watch]

Oh really, Derich?

 

[Lazycunt]

I'm just waiting for Phil to turn around and say that Sony should pay him for that footage THEY STOLE (according to Phil) of him bumblefucking through God of War as if he was somehow involved with the game's design.

To add to that, his fucking idea that buying the game gives him licence to broadcast it and make money of it free of any restrictions.
I would love for Phil to insult game dev and for them to just copyright all his shit with their games in it.
People don't buy a movie and then get rights to stream it and make money off it.
Does he think cinemas just buy a DVD for 15 dollars and then start selling tickets ?

Phil expenses have been very low lately I wonder if he would still claim he spends 5000 a month on his buisness.

 

[Where Am I Playing]

 

[snort inquisition]

it's funny because the fake could just respond to every actual dipshit derich message saying it's a fake and nobody would even know

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

I liked his prestream mental gymnastics where he said he can't afford to go out and eat at restaurants any more so instead he just pays the doordash premium to have it delivered lmao

 

[Muu]

If anyone thinks about trying to get Dave's channel shutdown over the slave trade thing don't bother, the guy has said nigger twice in one stream he's not going anywhere by force.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I was going to question this when he said then I forgot but...

he said he can't do give aways cause shipping is expensive and he's in debt up to his eyeballs..
but he got his debt forgiven with the bankruptcy

Gin rot getting the best of ya dave?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It just blows my mind that people who watch dsp more than any of us here are just now noticing what kind of person he is. Like what exactly have you been watching this entire time that made you think phil is anything other than a toxic, selfish asshole?

Most of them know Phil is a begging asshole, even the Derichs do.

Phil's few genuine fans just want to watch him play games and don't care about any of this. They're unsocial shutins like Phil and appreciate that he's there same time, 6 days per week, reliably always there for over a decade now.

 

[Balr0g]

Just want to add to the new DSP memes

 

[Chernabog3000]

Sorry 4 the quality lads I made this on the shitter at work.

 

[Dona Morte]

Sorry about your seizures Jayde.
Anyway when I go to the club I do not like the flashing lights either!

 

[Q_Anon1001]

It's funny.

DSP is trying to rebrand himself as a positive person whose stream you should totally throw money at because he's so positive, and that he does nothing wrong, and it's the trolls who make him look bad. Yet in the span of a few tweets, Phil has:

• Posted a negative tweet about TLoU Remaster with the sole intent of chasing clout.
• Quote Tweeted Naughty Dog in order to toss his own opinions about the game for attention.
• Engendered negativity based on misinformation about the game
• inadvertently insulted one of his own dick riders.

Wow, what a positive person! Can't wait to watch his future streams! He's just so positive guys! Wow, dood!

If Phil were smart he would embrace the king of hate persona. Play online games and just shit on other players. His regular viewers love it when he's negative and they eat it up when he's being toxic to viewers who criticize him in anyway. Too bad he will never do this.

 

[King Nutsack]

all I can think of every time I see Derich complaining about his imposter

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil no one was preachy.
The character was literally just handed a pamphlet.
Phil acting like the charcter was inquisitioned in the pool.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

all I can think of every time I see Derich complaining about his imposter

That's funny when I see the fake Derichs I think of when WCW gave La Parka a ghetto talking gimmick and he didn't have control of what he would say and when the voice guy would say something to piss off his opponent La Parka would be like "oh shit that's not me don't beat me up"

 

[Piece of Peace]

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Phil no one was preachy.
The character was literally just handed a pamphlet.
Phil acting like the charcter was inquisitioned in the pool.

I love it when these dents somehow get the impression that their opinions matter to him. Just shut the fuck up and give daddy more money you paycuck.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Do you think Fagginz would ban TardOnWheels or SBM?

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

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Fucking lmao. This reminds me of the time derich was legitimately confused between himself and his impersonator. Does anyone remember this/ have it saved?

 

[Dennis Rodman]

That's funny when I see the fake Derichs I think of when WCW gave La Parka a ghetto talking gimmick and he didn't have control of what he would say and when the voice guy would say something to piss off his opponent La Parka would be like "oh shit that's not me don't beat me up"

I can’t remember which came first, La Parka’s or Kaientai’s version of that gimmick. Both of them were hilarious though.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Flashback Friday

Episode 2 (I'll do this every Friday)

2015 Phil asked by KG on stream engagement strategies