Nick & Friends Show Clips & Recaps & Clips - If you're too busy or lazy to watch, recaps and highlights from our AF sisters shows let our unsung heros do it for you

America First 7/22/22

  • in the intro he retells his story about the show being late last night because he was stuck in traffic because of black people shooting each other
  • he tells us about his day: he woke up miserable not wanting to get out of bed, did work and went back to sleep. last night he ordered a lot of coffee and put it in the fridge so now he can heat it up whenever he wants, so it's been a great day.
  • first story is about media lying about Putin having health problems and how the real redpill is understanding that the media is a form of social control and not really separate from govt
  • second story is about Kelly Townsend vs Wendy Rogers in Arizona (article in newsdesk thread)
  • superchats: very first part one gets a rant from Nick about American Virtue's convention and how it was the exact same thing as AFPAC II including same tech person (Simon). rant about TPUSA, etc.
  • Nick talking about how other people don't have charisma and shouldn't be on camera while hunching over and autistically playing with the cap of his water
  • superchat from the same guy who caused one of his rants about inceldom a couple weeks ago. Nick says: "ignoring women is not a strategy to get them to like you. the goal is to not care if they like you." "as men we all know, except for sex, we prefer the company of men. except for obviously when you want to have sex with a woman." Nick theorizes that being a simp comes from early childhood development
  • this turns into a rant about sadposting on twitter, and how Nick realized he would sadpost "so that a particular person might see it, a cry for help, a cry for attention" "... and then i realized so much of our communication & self expression is an unconscious calculation about what we might get in return" you have finally identified how we can tell you're gay.
  • Jaden mention 1: "big shout out" Jaden impression
  • Nick wants Jackson Hinkle to start streaming on Cozy
  • Jaden mention 2: "big shout out, I'm a girl! get it, because SHE, my former best friend, used to say that? talk about psycho women, am I right?"
  • joke fighting with Paul Town over Clairo, she belongs to Nick
  • makes fun of "normies" saying they're psycho/sociopath, they aren't twisted like Nick
  • Nick on Simon: "I don't want to attack that guy too much, unlike the other loser," (Jaden mention 3) makes fun of Simon wanting a pay raise.
  • "he has problems with everybody and it's always the other person" :drink:
  • 'I was talking to all my business owner friends about [Jaden and Simon] and they ALL agreed with me!'
  • "Nick is a really mean boss who sings in the car and watches Euphoria!" - Jaden mention 4
  • Cozy isn't taking any more streamers and is experiencing technical issues lately because they are at the limit of their memory for the site :biggrin:
  • "it never pays to bet against America First, because I'm the best."
  • re: Sam Seder clip -- Nick says the blind item rumor was that his gay sex tape was selling for "hundreds of thousands of dollars" LOL. "and then catboy Kami said he was going to make an announcement and everybody was like 'oh boy here it comes!'" Kiwi Farms is everybody to Nick <3
  • reminiscing about how everyone used to tell him how young he is. now he's "old and might as well be dead." and will eventually die and be forgotten
  • ranting again about how gross and lazy Simon is
  • retelling again the story about not being excited to say the rosary in the middle of a party during white boy summer (in live chat people were like "this story again?")
  • on Simon "you really hate your best friend, god father to your kid, because you weren't happy with your pay? i think that says more about you than me"
  • rant about how hard it is to be a homeowner
 
America First 7/22/22

  • in the intro he retells his story about the show being late last night because he was stuck in traffic because of black people shooting each other
  • he tells us about his day: he woke up miserable not wanting to get out of bed, did work and went back to sleep. last night he ordered a lot of coffee and put it in the fridge so now he can heat it up whenever he wants, so it's been a great day.
  • first story is about media lying about Putin having health problems and how the real redpill is understanding that the media is a form of social control and not really separate from govt
  • second story is about Kelly Townsend vs Wendy Rogers in Arizona (article in newsdesk thread)
  • superchats: very first part one gets a rant from Nick about American Virtue's convention and how it was the exact same thing as AFPAC II including same tech person (Simon). rant about TPUSA, etc.
  • Nick talking about how other people don't have charisma and shouldn't be on camera while hunching over and autistically playing with the cap of his water
  • superchat from the same guy who caused one of his rants about inceldom a couple weeks ago. Nick says: "ignoring women is not a strategy to get them to like you. the goal is to not care if they like you." "as men we all know, except for sex, we prefer the company of men. except for obviously when you want to have sex with a woman." Nick theorizes that being a simp comes from early childhood development
  • this turns into a rant about sadposting on twitter, and how Nick realized he would sadpost "so that a particular person might see it, a cry for help, a cry for attention" "... and then i realized so much of our communication & self expression is an unconscious calculation about what we might get in return" you have finally identified how we can tell you're gay.
  • Jaden mention 1: "big shout out" Jaden impression
  • Nick wants Jackson Hinkle to start streaming on Cozy
  • Jaden mention 2: "big shout out, I'm a girl! get it, because SHE, my former best friend, used to say that? talk about psycho women, am I right?"
  • joke fighting with Paul Town over Clairo, she belongs to Nick
  • makes fun of "normies" saying they're psycho/sociopath, they aren't twisted like Nick
  • Nick on Simon: "I don't want to attack that guy too much, unlike the other loser," (Jaden mention 3) makes fun of Simon wanting a pay raise.
  • "he has problems with everybody and it's always the other person" :drink:
  • 'I was talking to all my business owner friends about [Jaden and Simon] and they ALL agreed with me!'
  • "Nick is a really mean boss who sings in the car and watches Euphoria!" - Jaden mention 4
  • Cozy isn't taking any more streamers and is experiencing technical issues lately because they are at the limit of their memory for the site :biggrin:
  • "it never pays to bet against America First, because I'm the best."
  • re: Sam Seder clip -- Nick says the blind item rumor was that his gay sex tape was selling for "hundreds of thousands of dollars" LOL. "and then catboy Kami said he was going to make an announcement and everybody was like 'oh boy here it comes!'" Kiwi Farms is everybody to Nick <3
  • reminiscing about how everyone used to tell him how young he is. now he's "old and might as well be dead." and will eventually die and be forgotten
  • ranting again about how gross and lazy Simon is
  • retelling again the story about not being excited to say the rosary in the middle of a party during white boy summer (in live chat people were like "this story again?")
  • on Simon "you really hate your best friend, god father to your kid, because you weren't happy with your pay? i think that says more about you than me"
  • rant about how hard it is to be a homeowner
What's the status of Paul Town in AF? I haven't been following this stuff much lately, but I think a few months ago there was slapfights with him and the other AF people? I think PT had a slapfight with Shooter (NegativeXP).

idk the reason. I recalled a schizo account called '@SkallasTown' on Twitter (which Nick did promote before on his Twitter alts iirc) made some weird schizo ramblings about PT and also BAP at the same time, alongside some guy named Skallas.

Last I remembered of PT, some guy named Shazam Watkins came in and made an audiobook of one of his books (alongside a Mike Ma book) and I listened to it since I got a free Kindle subscription for a month and... It was mostly just boring shit.
 
What's the status of Paul Town in AF? I haven't been following this stuff much lately, but I think a few months ago there was slapfights with him and the other AF people? I think PT had a slapfight with Shooter (NegativeXP).

idk the reason. I recalled a schizo account called '@SkallasTown' on Twitter (which Nick did promote before on his Twitter alts iirc) made some weird schizo ramblings about PT and also BAP at the same time, alongside some guy named Skallas.

Last I remembered of PT, some guy named Shazam Watkins came in and made an audiobook of one of his books (alongside a Mike Ma book) and I listened to it since I got a free Kindle subscription for a month and... It was mostly just boring shit.
I'm sure someone else knows more about this but from what I've gathered Nick is definitely on good terms with PT, they interacted a lot on twitter and PT regularly defends him. however in the ep it sounded like Nick was saying that others in AF don't like him
 
  • Like
Reactions: alpha_racist
America First 7/22/22

  • in the intro he retells his story about the show being late last night because he was stuck in traffic because of black people shooting each other
Catching up on this, he also mentions that he met with Peter Brimelow. Someone please tell the VDARE staff about Nick's "based Mexicans" remarks.
  • superchats: very first part one gets a rant from Nick about American Virtue's convention and how it was the exact same thing as AFPAC II including same tech person (Simon). rant about TPUSA, etc.
Around 1:38:00 Nick complaining that if other people his age try to be zoomer paleocons they're just imitating him. Also Peter Brimelow thinks Jaden is like someone he fired from VDARE (someone please tell me who)

Later at 1:50:00 there's a joke about how AF is a social club for people who lost their moms to a superchatter.
By 1:56:40 Nick admits he barely read /pol/ until 2017.
Approaching the 2:00:00 mark "I'll die... people will forget I existed for thousands of years... and then the world will end"
After catching up on this, someone needs to grill Nick on how he is supposedly more viable than American Virtue. His behavior is now one-to-one with everything he bashed TRS for, and a talented editor coild easily make a "2000 Bush debates 2004 Bush" video (for anyone who even remembers that) if you get clips from the old killstream with Paul Nehlen, him, Beardson & Shawn debating Ricky Vaughn's dox.
 
  • last night he ordered a lot of coffee and put it in the fridge so now he can heat it up whenever he wants, so it's been a great day.
Forget all the Chicago food abominations, this is the most disgusting thing. Microwaved leftover McDonald's coffee? Nick is such a helpless manchild he can't even make fresh coffee.

What's the status of Paul Town in AF? I haven't been following this stuff much lately, but I think a few months ago there was slapfights with him and the other AF people? I think PT had a slapfight with Shooter (NegativeXP).

idk the reason. I recalled a schizo account called '@SkallasTown' on Twitter (which Nick did promote before on his Twitter alts iirc) made some weird schizo ramblings about PT and also BAP at the same time, alongside some guy named Skallas.

Last I remembered of PT, some guy named Shazam Watkins came in and made an audiobook of one of his books (alongside a Mike Ma book) and I listened to it since I got a free Kindle subscription for a month and... It was mostly just boring shit.
Woozuh has been doing irl streams with Paul Town, Kai, and Jimbo Zoomer for the last few days.
Paul Town countersignaling Nick on taking pictures of your friends asleep for blackmail purposes

(context: Woozuh was saying they needed to add internet drama to the stream to make it more interesting, so Paul Town started making stuff up for jokes)
 
The episode begins around the 19 min mark on the live counter. If my time stamps are off on the replay/archive that's your reference point
23:45 "[Republicans] can no longer punch right" he says after punching right for at least two hours on twitter
32:07 Nick claims he will finally cover Lauren's doc and response next week due to supposed legal issues
38:00 Blake Hounshell, who IIRC literally tweets about how he has a degree in democracy, apparently thinks Groypers making a meme page is a serious challenge to Joe Kent. Hounshell of course introduces Nick to his readers by alluding to "Hitler 2, 3, and 4" and links his meme page in the article.
48:50 "[The NYT] didn't try to reach me... I would have responded"
56:24 "If you live in this district... vote for anyone but Joe Kent... vote for... Beutler, ...St. Jon, vote for the Democrat... get involved with the campaign."
59:45 Nick says he has his own secret Republican "a serious candidate" with a groyper on the team who doesn't want to disavow Fuentes and face the wrath of a meme page and potentially 250~700 spergs on twitter.
I need to cut off and sleep but I will a log the rest of this after, the current subject is about how the left doesn't disavow but the right does. Literal 2017 TRS shit.

Pinging back
1:02:00 Nick mocks cuckservatives for crazing an NYT shoutout. Tonight's episode is about Nick's NYT shoutout.
1:16:05 Nick says if Joe Kent wins "we'll follow you to the hill"
1:19:24 "I'm the number one gunt guard... Boogie is an even bigger scumbag than Ralph... Ralph owns it"
1:27:50 "If I die it'll be like the NCR... a giant cloud"
1:36:18 Nick goes on a rant here, trying to ease Trey Godzich/Treypolitics back into his followers because "he didn't backstab me" and he's "the devil you know" while Jaden is "the devil you don't know.
1:40:30 Nick talks about how he agrees with Laura Loomer on everything except Israel.
1:43:48 "Milo... was rebaptized" Why would he need a second baptism?
1:52:00 Nick rants about how APU/AV does a pose with two fingers instead of one. He brags about how one finger is "phallic... power-wagging" then contorts two fingers in a shape that belongs on the anatomy thread.
1:57:54 "Revolutions come from... people who run for office... bureaucracy... lawyers... academic excellence... If you're gonna do anything serious in politics, you need someone with an 8 figure net worth... I'm built different"
The rest of this episode is just more rambling against workers and how they'll never rise up and save America. What a trashfire.
 
What's the status of Paul Town in AF?
Paul Town is not a sycophant and he thinks political movements are low-class. Paul Town is to America First what Spengler or Junger was to National Socialism: A high-brow figure unwilling to go whole-hog with a movement which is vulgar and unrefined. Paul Town has always gone to bat for Nick Fuentes but he's not going to go give AFPAC speeches and do the Groyper chant. This upsets the Tyler Russell and Dalton Clodfelter types who went all-in.

The sycophants of America First over-extend themselves. For example, they reject Nick's homosexuality, minimize Paul Gosar's departure, and support Ralph. It requires a lot of loyalty to defend these positions; groypers get waist deep in the mud for Nick's sake. When Paul Town doesn't lower himself like that, it contrasts between himself and someone like Dalton in a way which very much flatters Paul Town. Who would you rather be: Esoteric and funny and well-liked Paul Town, or goofy and unintelligent Dalton with his latina wife? This is the core of the friction between Paul Town and America First.

Also, many Jaden stans still like Paul Town and like his tweets and Nick couldn't get Paul Town to disavow them if he wanted to. I really like talking about Paul Town because he's done a great job of diplomacy. I just love the position he's in. It's so admirable to be in his position. German, has an original philosophy, is Nick's friend but not taking on the liability from it... It's admirable.
 
Last edited:
not sure where this would go but...wasn't Lauren Witzke convicted of drug trafficking?

1658882105070.png
 
he tells us about his day: he woke up miserable not wanting to get out of bed, did work and went back to sleep. last night he ordered a lot of coffee and put it in the fridge so now he can heat it up whenever he wants, so it's been a great day.
I know I'm late but can this nigger really not brew his own coffee? The savior of the white race has to order black coffee on Uber Eats to be brought to him by a Somalian refugee because he's so coddled and incompetent that he can't figure out how to brew a cup of coffee?
 
this ep was a snoozefest. thanks for the timecodes Reynolds

1:52:00 Nick rants about how APU/AV does a pose with two fingers instead of one. He brags about how one finger is "phallic... power-wagging" then contorts two fingers in a shape that belongs on the anatomy thread.

American Virtue hand signal is kawaii uwu1658871612239.png

talking about eating duck ass then talking about Jaden :cringe:


chatter says getting married and having a family is a revolutionary act, Nick prefers more unconventional actions:


he accepts & forgives Baked and Milo because he is just so Christian, honest, forgiving and charitable. "a lot of Catholics attacked me over the catboy Kami thing, but it wasn't true."
 
Paul Town is not a sycophant and he thinks political movements are low-class. Paul Town is to America First what Spengler or Junger was to National Socialism: A high-brow figure unwilling to go whole-hog with a movement which is vulgar and unrefined. Paul Town has always gone to bat for Nick Fuentes but he's not going to go give AFPAC speeches and do the Groyper chant. This upsets the Tyler Russell and Dalton Clodfelter types who went all-in.

The sycophants of America First over-extend themselves. For example, they reject Nick's homosexuality, minimize Paul Gosar's departure, and support Ralph. It requires a lot of loyalty to defend these positions; groypers get waist deep in the mud for Nick's sake. When Paul Town doesn't lower himself like that, it contrasts between himself and someone like Dalton in a way which very much flatters Paul Town. Who would you rather be: Esoteric and funny and well-liked Paul Town, or goofy and unintelligent Dalton with his latina wife? This is the core of the friction between Paul Town and America First.

Also, many Jaden stans still like Paul Town and like his tweets and Nick couldn't get Paul Town to disavow them if he wanted to. I really like talking about Paul Town because he's done a great job of diplomacy. I just love the position he's in. It's so admirable to be in his position. German, has an original philosophy, is Nick's friend but not taking on the liability from it... It's admirable.
Huh, never thought of it that way. Granted I don't know much about PT, beyond his interactions with people I know like Frank Hassle (who I think showed up in a few Hassle vids) and Shazam Watkins.
 
  • Like
Reactions: alpha_racist
Tonight's episode is supposed to be about monkeypox but it seems to be more about J6 and the feds
57 min mark on tonight's live counter (didn't see where the show began) is talking about turning over messages to the feds, Nick says something about how they wanted him to turn those over along with Ali Ackbar "Alexander" and many more
Around 1:20:00 "It's either we win... or 1000 years of darkness"
Around 1:27:00 we finally get into monkeypox
I didn't check where this began but going well into the 2 hour mark a superchat sends Nick into a long, long speech about how he fears and loves God, totally.
2:11:30 short Jaden seethe, for the day eightysomething counters
2:20:00 Nick complains about "short genes" on his father's end but he says he has "average height"
2:21:38 "It's not hard to stay fit... the problem is people eat 3 meals and a ton of snacks... eat every 24 hours... I've stayed the same weight since high school... I eat one meal it's 1000 calories... if it's a big meal 2000 calories... I've never had to diet or work out... maybe I eat too little but everyone eats too much... I'm not healthy I don't claim to be healthy... In Europe they don't have fat people... processed foods have been regulated away"
2:27:00 More fantasizing about Jaden as a tranny. He clearly remembers everything he learned about dilation from The Weekly Sweat (the one with Shawn) and watching a CG recreation of the surgery on the premium show.
2:28:50 "Wanna prove that I'm sussy... I was friends with this intersex freak for so long"
2:29:40 "I never changed my opinion [on Nietzche]" He used to call Thus Spoke Zarathustra his favorite book until BAP rejected him.
2:36:00 Nick gave up on the gym because someone (missed the name) wouldn't stop talking to him and that wasted his time. The person wanted Lauren Rose's phone number. I think this is Tyr.
2:39:13 "I had a pretty good physique back in high school... then I stopped then I started in 2018... then I stopped again... I have a bad physique... [but] I have a naturally muscular build because I did sports as a child"
2:45:30 "Paradise... a smart city ruled by a [Christian] king... in the Mojave Desert. Replace King Salman with some Christian and that's what we want"
2:53:00 "There's no women in Master and Commander" This is also one of Franssen's favorite movies.
2:54:20 "I was in a group chat with [an r/theDonald mod]... he was the cringiest fag"
3:02:30 "I can't think of one instance where I've given somebody bad advice"
A long rant about APU/American Virtue ensues until around 3:18:00, wherein Nick insists he is the best and they had no reason to subtweet him last May
3:23:00 More Trey teasing "he's got some problems... can't trust him... the guy's insane... but there's something endearing... total degen, but he is like a chad"
Beersoy weighs in, Nick calls him "the number one chad on the platform"
1658989625542.png

3:28:30 Nick praises a (admittedly good) Panther Den meme, who is supposed to be persona non grata
Late 3:30:00 mark Nick wrestles with himself on Kai advising not to hire Trey and decides "probably no Trey on Cozy." The spy weighs in:
1658990022570.png

This episode went from a mostly boring main show to an absolutely manic superchat roll. His political life effectively flashes before his eyes and he narrates it in the most bipolar manner possible.
 
Show tonight begins around the 33 min mark. Tonight is supposed to be a live count af Arizona elections.
40 min mark Nick said he wanted to go against Lauren Southern but was thrown onto the same team. He says he will settle it with Destiny and compares it to a love triangle where he and Steve are "bros."
49 min mark he is contemplating putting Modern Day Debate on cozy and pivots over to Taiwan. It's standard 'Taiwan is a part af China' fare, but with a mild twist adding how Ukraine is a part of Russia to boost his argument.
1:18:00 He jumps back to election trackers. By 1:48:00 he's softening his rhetoric on Peter Thiel after saying Silicon Valley has a different culture from Wall Street.
2:08:00 gets into a long rant on how Nick hypes himself up as the cause of Joe Kent losing. I gotta find the thread post (I think from the now locked Nick thread) here showing the polls that would cast doubt onto that.
I'm gonna have to finish this tomorrow but I guess the cringe kino amount is gonna depend on the election results, regardless of any funny business.

Pinging back on the replay.
Just before 2:40:00 Nick literally goes full "do you even wear suits?" to Joe Kent.
2:46:00 is feuding with Ryan Girdusky over elections and talking about flying a plane on J6 where he and Lin Wood were the only two people who said not to vote in the GA runoff in the company of Alex Jones, Mike Lindell and others.
2:50:44 "My belly isn't chiseled... but my face is"
2:54:44 Nick says "the AFPAC vote" in reference to Kari Lake losing.
2:57:20 "[Kent] can't name five lakes in his district"
3:00:15 Nick takes a second to realize a Study the Blade meme is mocking him, and is disappointed because he thought it was a compliment.
Around 3:02:00 "They stopped counting... that's bizarre"
Around 3:10:00 "If nothing changes in 30 minutes I'm gonna end this"
Around 3:21:20 "American Virtue claiming victory... that's rich." He pivots to superchats while waiting for new results.
3:34:00 China taking over Taiwan "would cement Joe Biden as one of the greatest Presidents"
3:36:40 "I'm not very vanilla... I'm eccentric... Look into [Stardust's] eyes and you see Vishnu... If I marry someone like [Marie Oakes] it's not gonna work"
3:43:30 "What if Stardust trapped me in some... Temple of Doom trap? I'm waiting for that"
3:45:03 "I'm a little bit kidding... I'm the eccentric guy who's gonna get a goth GF"
3:49:30 "[Taftaj] looks more like a girl than most trannies... but it's still uncanny valley"
3:56:30 He says he'll get to that Lauren Southern doc eventually.
Around 4:00:00 Nick agrees with a superchat saying trannies like Taftaj break the illusion when they move and speak, then after another superchat says in a more admiring tone how he was "kinda going off" on race and biology.
4:03:30 "[The Trump team] has no real plan [for 2024 election fraud]... you need Republicans watching the votes"
4:05:40 "I am living my morality" in response to a Lauren Southern tweet.
He checks the election results and says he'll have to cover the rest tomorrow.
This was better adjusted than his other recent episodes, he goes off the rails as usual in the last 2 hours but he could at least cover some election news before getting back into his ego.
 
AF from Friday 7/29/22
while Simon was doxing his donors on Kino Casino this was what Nick was discussing: superchatter baiting him claiming to be dating a hot, redpilled tranny, and how much Nick hates wiping his ass

  • "I've never understood how people justify the trans thing"
  • 'aren't gay men supposed to like men? if you want to date a man that acts like a woman, just date a woman.'
  • "I don't know how anyone could overcome the mental barrier [for anal sex] of poop." "I'm a guy, I poo. and it's gross. and I got a hairy ass." "I don't want to wipe. It's a chore to wipe." he can't wait to get a bidet so he can stop wiping his ass.
  • gay people are "vectors of disease" like "flies or the air or small mammals" the air??
  • Wiping your ass is countersignaling Nick
 
Catching up on last night's show, the episode starts on Nick having a brilliant tactician moment and continuing to claim credit for various elections including Gosar's. Past the 30 min mark he calls for Alex Jones' attorney to be disbarred and pivots the subject to the trial.
Near the 38 min mark he says he will be streaming on Truth Social and will be off Friday to visit Arizona, plus some rambling about how he's Squidward in the Squid Acres episode.
42 min mark he talks about feeling sore from physical activity (golf) for the first time in a while.
44 min mark, apparently Stardust didn't like Nick's Temple of Doom fantasy. He says Kathy Zhu is ideal because he can sexualize her without talking back, then rolls back to calling himself asexual.
Just before 1:39:00 the show goes back to elections after a long rant on Alex Jones and political prosecution.
1:44:45 "we've got a better record than Trump" post-Trump rebrand incoming, BAP was right
Just before 1:56:00 Nick says he will hold a rally in Washington if Joe Kent loses, saying it's his biggest contribution to an election. By 2:02:04 he claims "there's a lot of checks that were cancelled because of what Joe Kent said about AFPAC3"
2:19:15 The Lighthouse is "too scary" for Nick.
2:23:05 Nick compliments Kathy Zhu hating all non-Chinese Asians.
2:25:38 "It doesn't matter... [the media] can make you come across any way they want"
2:27:31 "Marrying a trans person is gay marriage which isn't real"
The episode closes with him rambling over how hard he works. All in all it's another rollercoaster from boilerplate to wtf and back.

Tonight's episode begins around the 26 min mark on the live counter. The subject is an atheist op-ed. Instead it pivots to softening his rhetoric on DeSantis in light of some abortion news. He finaly gets to the op-ed on 1:11:38. It's mostly standard Christian Nationalism peddling plus another reminder that Nick wants to convert Destiny.
I'll cover the superchats tomorrow.
 
Back