Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

Right now Baked is explaining away what he thinks the plea agreement is limited to. He has already signed the guilty plea. Baked is going to find out how the Feds interpret what he has to hand over.

Baked is fucked. That and the agreed upon open Q&A.

Edit: Baked better get in shape, lose the fat & muscle up before the prison sentence. I am guessing he serves half of the 6 month sentence right? Or is it more of a 2/3rds for a federal sentence?
In the federal system, you get a good behavior credit of 54 days for every 365 days you do in prison meaning you can get out early after doing 85% of your sentence. Since Baked is only doing 6 months though, I think he's stuck doing the full amount of time.
 
Baked just gave the legal keys to the Feds for the finances of anyone who has ever dono'ed to him. It doesn't matter if your someone or not. They want to make public examples of anyone and everyone they can connect to J6 and online "right wing extremism". Every few months they will round up new scapegoats to keep the headlines fresh. Just like the feds used to do to random muslim retards. "Another Terrorist plot foiled!"
So what you're saying is, it probably wasn't worth it to spend my parents money to get a robot to say "nigger" on his livestreams?
 
In the federal system, you get a good behavior credit of 54 days for every 365 days you do in prison meaning you can get out early after doing 85% of your sentence. Since Baked is only doing 6 months though, I think he's stuck doing the full amount of time.
He hasn't been sentenced yet nor has the DOJ submitted a formal sentencing recommendation - the charge he pled guilty to (parading and picketing) is the standard charge that nonviolent Capitol offenders are given the option to plea to and it carries a maximum of 6 months. I would be surprised if the DOJ's recommendation was below 4 months, but we'll see.

I remember that person introducing the phone call for the hearing stated that the court transcript is able to be requested (by what means I don't know), but considering it was a plea hearing and not a sentencing hearing (which is where the government and defense both display evidence before the judge in order to sway his opinion toward what is a "fair" sentence), there probably wasn't much of note. This will be the hearing that people who believe Baked is selling out others will want to hear, as the government and/or his attorney will argue that his cooperation should credit him toward a lower sentence than is otherwise reasonable if this is the case - there are multiple instances of things like this being mentioned at sentencing hearings for J6 defendants.

The "Cooperation" section of the plea agreement, in my opinion, doesn't mean as much as people want it to mean and has been a standard condition for all J6 plea deals, regardless of who they are. This certainly doesn't exonerate Baked of any suspected selling out, and I do believe that he had to have given something in order for a misdemeanor deal to be presented in the first place, but I think people are making it out to be something that it's not at this point. That Baked's plea deal specifically demands access to social media accounts and posts made on/around Jan. 6 as opposed to access to any information the government deems necessary should be noted, though it's obviously possible that they already have it and thus don't need to request it from him in the future... but that's just speculation.


You can compare Baked's plea deal cooperation section:
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with admitted former Proud Boys cooperator Charles Donohoe's plea deal:
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We'll see what happens during sentencing, but, for now, I think that people are reading too much into this.
 
Reporter: "As he was livestreaming, the video has been used as evidence in several other cases and helped identify several other Jan 6th defendants"
Caked Alaska: *Nervous laughter*


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GROYPERS LITERALLY DESERVE IT.

you support dissidents that work with the feds. the only good that could happen for the future is your imprisonment.

lmfao
 
So the rebel with a cause is now a cause without the rebel. Nice.
Baked never had a cause. He's a failed Buzzfeed employee with a marketing degree that latched onto the first group that succeeded in growing his internet presence. The only thing Baked cares about is being E-famous. He's a clout chasing whore who could have just as easily been marching with BLM if that was as profitable.
 
Well golly gee- this sure was one FUCKING HELL of a good time for this to happen in the immediate light of the PowerChat scandal, huh? From what I understand EVERYBODY on all different sides regardless of faction (Kino Casino High Rollers, Groypers on Cozy, IP2 trolls) were using PowerChat and it's financial mechanism to do superchats and other transactions to... pretty much anyone on "this certain side of the internet" (I guess you could call it the silverfish-infested basement of the internet in all honesty). And given that the January 6th committee is becoming internationally notorious as a witch-hunt that investigates nearby anybody at even the slightest possible suspicion that they were somewhere on the East Coast of the US on 01/06/2021- I don't think just Groypers and Catboys should be worried, alot of people just got fucked in several ways today.

I wonder if little Nickles N' Spickles is gonna follow through with his threat to have Baked greenlit in the clink if he squeals... not gonna lie, I would spit out my Cherry Dr. Pepper laughing if Baked and Nick had a phone call in the near future that went something like this:

 
While it's funny to call him a snitch and say that all groypers are fucked now. I don't think federal prosecutors are interested in procesuting a bunch of spergs.

What they are going after is testimony of Baked or some other mid range influencers either pointing the finger at other bigger right wing influencers (Lmao Nick, better oil that ass) so they can prosecute them for incitement or to find something to get Donald Trump himself. (e.g., I broke into the Capitol because my lord and saviour King Emperor Donald J Trump commanded me to take the capitol and rape AOC)

I don't think powerchat pay piggies are in trouble for now.
 
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While it's funny to call him a snitch and say that all groypers are fucked now. I don't think federal prosecutors are interested in procesuting a bunch of spergs.
yep, people are taking O´Furniture obvious shitpost to heart and are kinda embarrassing themselves. You gotta be a massive schizoid to think any of this will relate to PowerChat and 14,88 donations.
 
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Right now Baked is explaining away what he thinks the plea agreement is limited to. He has already signed the guilty plea. Baked is going to find out how the Feds interpret what he has to hand over.

Baked is fucked. That and the agreed upon open Q&A.

Edit: Baked better get in shape, lose the fat & muscle up before the prison sentence. I am guessing he serves half of the 6 month sentence right? Or is it more of a 2/3rds for a federal sentence?
I hope he only gets half of that sentence or less.
1. Because Baked is more interesting when he's out doing content. (maybe not anymore since he only does desktop streams now.)
2. Because if he has a short sentence, people might think he's doing "60 days in" and press him.
 
There is nothing more shameful than being a snitch.

I don't really give much of a shit about AF or its personae dramatis but there is nothing worse than betraying the people you held in confidence to escape the punishment due for your actions. I would never even consider doing this even if the walls are closing in on me and others have snitched. Unclean, dishonorable traitor.

Like if I were in for fraud and knew this asshole betrayed his friends and confidants to get a lighter sentence I'd make it a point to fuck him up.

The only exception is if you are involved in a grave evil, inform on it due to your conscience and accept the punishment due everyone else involved. This is noble.
 
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