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[AnOminous]

it gets even more insidious when the site runs bots that post fake replies to posts from shadowbanned users which are invisible to everybody except the shadowbanned user himself, with fake up/down votes as well

So sort of like normal reddit?

Troons are also the only ones that say things like "I like to present myself as cute". That was the tip-off in the post for me before I even got to the last paragraph where he admits it.

A GPT-3 bot could pass as a woman online better than a troon. Even in plain text, troons might as well be sporting a visible boner.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

>single father instead of mother
weird

then again, with the mother gone, that girl was left as the only female in an otherwise all male household. add the fact that the father is probably overwhelmed with having to raise 3 kids while also working to provide for them on his own, and it's easy to see how the girl probably ended up feeling lost and alone in her life, and from there all it takes is one unlucky run-in with a groomer (either online or at school) and suddenly it's all over for her. very sad situation to think about.

It’s also sad that the Aunt who called out the father wasn’t more involved in her brothers life and helping him raise his daughter. Or at least be a role model and guiding force on her journey into womanhood.

Overall it’s a tragedy all around

 

[JJLiautaud]

What do you think the odds are this guy hangs out on discord servers with actual pre-teens?

Almost 100%

 

[Fapcop]

Some form of climate change is probably currently happening, but discussion about it has been completely hijacked and the whole thing has been blown out of proportion to serve political and economical interests. It's become a thinly veiled imtimidation tactic used by the left, and an equally thinly veiled marketing ploy for those who decide to make bank on would-be "sustainable" alternatives.

Nevermind that climate has always been changing over large enough timescales.

We still don’t exactly know the exact interaction between the sun and weather, or for that matter things like why the little ice age happened.

Yeah it’s possible that climate is changing and it’s possible that part of that is caused by human interaction. But we still don’t know exactly how much.

And instead of keeping an open mind, and figuring out whether it’s actually WORTH cutting emission (instead of say, spending trillions of dollars on climate proofing shit), NPC’s on Reddit all follow the same script.

NGL, the trannies trying to larp as tall women is probably the worst thing trannies do IMO.

Not for any objective reason, but that it personally makes it more likely any "women" taller than me are AGP fetishists and not actual women. As a tall woman appreciator, this is very upsetting.

Fellow tall woman appreciator here. Troons ruin everything wholesome, nice and beautiful.

Fortunately I hear there’s a genocide happening and I am eagerly looking forward to the day when I can spot a 6 foot tall woman in the mall, and smile instead of glancing nervously at the shoulders.

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Real? If you had inklings that your sister wouldn't want to deal with it and find it a problem, then why go? Regardless stories like that, always lead to wholesome take-aways like this when family won't put up with your teenagers delusions.
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This is pretty much the account's only post and it blew up. Farmed a lot of of reddit currency even though Dad has a decent amount of learning to do.
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I call bullshit on this story. It has that whole “and everyone clapped!” Vibe to it.

Usually people do their utmost to avoid drama at weddings.

And what’s the part about “transitioning socially but not physically”?! So she walks around looking like a girl and calls herself “Conner”?! Sounds like what a male troon does, not a female.

>single father instead of mother
weird

That’s another thing that feels off here.

It’s not exactly common that a dad gets custody of all the kids.

Is the mom dead? In jail? Usually you’d see something like “Im a widower raising three children”, but here we get nada.

Almost as if it’s a story and the details don’t matter, except for the “wholesome”
conclusion.

 

[SCSI]

A while ago someone made a GPT-3 based bot to post answers in r/askreddit and only got caught because it was posting superhumanly fast, but it still went on for a week.

I remember reading about that, that was hilarious. For anyone who missed that story, HERE is the article. (Archive)

Someone used OpenAI's GPT-3 text-generating software to write a string of posts on Reddit, convincing people the missives were penned by a real person, and banking internet points in the process, The Register can confirm.

Redditor thegentlemetre has produced over the course of the past 10 days hundreds of answers on the popular subreddit AskReddit in which people turn to millions of their peers for practical tips and life advice. At its most frenzied periods, the account generated about one comment per minute, offering a jumble of answers to people's questions. That would be quite a feat for a lone human, considering most of these submissions are several paragraphs long.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

They banned the letter 'N' lmao.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nevermind that climate has always been changing over large enough timescales.

We still don’t exactly know the exact interaction between the sun and weather, or for that matter things like why the little ice age happened.

Yeah it’s possible that climate is changing and it’s possible that part of that is caused by human interaction. But we still don’t know exactly how much.

And instead of keeping an open mind, and figuring out whether it’s actually WORTH cutting emission (instead of say, spending trillions of dollars on climate proofing shit), NPC’s on Reddit all follow the same script.

According to Reddit and all the climate cultists, the Little Ice Age never happened.

 

[Fapcop]

According to Reddit and all the climate cultists, the Little Ice Age never happened.

According to reddit wishful thinking can turn a man into a woman and a lesbian into a gay man

 

[eternal dog mongler]

That’s another thing that feels off here.

It’s not exactly common that a dad gets custody of all the kids.

It's not common, but I know several single dads. Usually because mom decided she liked alcohol or heroin or meth more than raising children. If you're a dad and you want custody in that instance, you'll get it.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It's not common, but I know several single dads. Usually because mom decided she liked alcohol or heroin or meth more than raising children. If you're a dad and you want custody in that instance, you'll get it.

Or the grandparents get custody especially if the methed out daughter is still living at home because house prices are crazy

 

[Darwin Watterson]

So, someone put an “AOC Facts” bot in r/TheRightCantMeme which posts shitty and stupid things AOC has done. When they try to unsubscribe from it by typing “bad bot,” the thing just calls them pedophiles. It’s glorious.

Check the comments here: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/w5e12o/this_guy_is_really/

 

[Ruin]

So, someone put an “AOC Facts” bot in r/TheRightCantMeme which posts shitty and stupid things AOC has done. When they try to unsubscribe from it by typing “bad bot,” the thing just calls them pedophiles. It’s glorious.

Check the comments here: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/w5e12o/this_guy_is_really/

95% of r/therightcantmeme is terminally autistic redditers trying and badly failing to comprehend George Alexpolous's obvious sarcasm.

 

[Fapcop]

Or the grandparents get custody especially if the methed out daughter is still living at home because house prices are crazy

So, someone put an “AOC Facts” bot in r/TheRightCantMeme which posts shitty and stupid things AOC has done. When they try to unsubscribe from it by typing “bad bot,” the thing just calls them pedophiles. It’s glorious.

Check the comments here: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/w5e12o/this_guy_is_really/

LMAO!





I love the fact that he’s outraged and trying to talk to a bot because it called him a pedo.

And almost 40 fellow pedophiles shook their heads and upvoted him.

How very appropriate for NPCs to try to have a political discussion with a fellow bot!

 

[Mepsi Pax]

And instead of keeping an open mind, and figuring out whether it’s actually WORTH cutting emission (instead of say, spending trillions of dollars on climate proofing shit), NPC’s on Reddit all follow the same script.

There are 8 billion people on Earth and about 7 billion of them don't give a shit about new marvel superhero climat chang, and are doing their best to burn as many resources as possible in an attempt to emulate or even outdo the late-industrial powerhouses built by whitey (before he woke up under the bed transformed into a cockroach) with varying levels of "success". True success is of course measured in trannies per capita and how closely the average citizen resembles an insect in both appearance and behavior.

NOT climate-proofing your tech and building massive seawalls in anticipation of future disruptions is simple idiocy, or maybe just fatalism. Because shit's gonna go down, if not from ME-thane and SEE OH TOO then from some cosmic or geological event, like the ones that have happened repeatedly and somewhat regularly throughout the life of the planet. Big fucking deal. Life comes and goes, the ocean rise and fall. Learn to roll the windows down, bake mud cookies, and lose 50 pounds while you're at it (preferably before you get to eating the mud cookies so that you build a tolerance).

 

[Ruin]

LMAO!



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I love the fact that he’s outraged and trying to talk to a bot because it called him a pedo.

And almost 40 fellow pedophiles shook their heads and upvoted him.

How very appropriate for NPCs to try to have a political discussion with a fellow bot!

They're actually down voting the bot hoping to make it mad. This is fucking amazing.

 

[DumbDude42]

i never understood why reddit allows bots at all tbh, they just make everything a bit more annoying and dumb whenever they post

 

[Knight of the Rope]

How very appropriate for NPCs to try to have a political discussion with a fellow bot!

This bot is great. Even the incessant "Thanks for signing up to AOC facts!" is making me giggle at this point.


These people are caricatures of themselves.

(archive) / (archive but sorted by controversial for extra hilarity)

 

[Angelic 2 the Core]

95% of r/therightcantmeme is terminally autistic redditers trying and badly failing to comprehend George Alexpolous's obvious sarcasm.

I like how they're dumb as shit but think they're smarter than everyone. They're so dim that the most upvoted comments on that Reddit thread posted above are them saying that they didn't know it was AOC in the comic and thought it was Kim Kardashian even though it clearly looks like AOC and based on the context would have nothing to do with Kim. Instead of blaming themselves for failing to grasp the comic they instead blame the illustrator/author. They always miss the point of everything and can't understand obvious sarcasm unless it has an s after it.

 

[Fapcop]

I like how they're dumb as shit but think they're smarter than everyone. They're so dim that the most upvoted comments on that Reddit thread posted above are them saying that they didn't know it was AOC in the comic and thought it was Kim Kardashian even though it clearly looks like AOC and based on the context would have nothing to do with Kim. Instead of blaming themselves for failing to grasp the comic they instead blame the illustrator/author. They always miss the point of everything and can't understand obvious sarcasm unless it has an s after it.

“REEEEE!!!! He drew an AOC with a BIG BUTT!!! That’s RACIST!!! And has nothing to do with her butt being referenced in a recent incident! REEEEE!”

 

[Daniel Wallace]

This bot is great. Even the incessant "Thanks for signing up to AOC facts!" is making me giggle at this point.
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These people are caricatures of themselves.

(archive) / (archive but sorted by controversial for extra hilarity)

So maybe I'm retarded, but since when did nonce become synonymous with pedophile?