You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[seri0us]

Am I the weird one for not wanting to see some old dude's pendulous nads chafe against the floor?

I accept your point and I now realise that I was wrong.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

The idea that only women and fruitcakes should own candles is so bafflingly stupid and misandrist. Owning candles should just be a standard adult expectation, like owning a set of screwdrivers.

You don't need to be a faggot to appreciate the use of candle light to relax. Does the average man no longer have a sense of romance when it comes to courtship and married life? Men don't exactly have magic cat eye night vision when shit hits the fan and the power goes out for a couple of days or more. Flashlights and phone lights will only do so much good for so long and take up one of your hands while doing it.

Look, I'm not saying that all the guys need to scurry over to Bath and Bodyworks and start huffing $35 strawberry cake-scented candles for an hour every weekend, just get yourselves some basic, cheap candles that can do the job of lighting various spots in your dwelling when the power goes out. Buy the other kind of overpriced candles, the ones marketed as "survival" candles if it makes you feel better. If someone has a problem with it, they're fucking dumb and can go crying to someone else's place when they can't see anything because their phone died an hour after a storm knocked a tree onto their power lines.

I probably have at least 20 candles around my house right now, and will always light the trio I have at the corner of the bath. Gives some atmosphere, smells good, and I like it.

The naysayers can get fucked.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

People that steal packages.

And then there's likely soy hipsters out there who like the idea of physical stores going away.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Flies, doesn't matter what kind. Easily some of the most annoying bastards to exist.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

People who do not understand the word

"no"

I said no, I said no more than once. Stop fucking asking me.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

People in general piss me off. I am a misanthrope.

However I work a very social job of having to talk to people about healthcare 24/7 and the things that piss me off now are people that give more info than you need. I ask you a simple question, I do not need a 30 minute explanation of how you got here. Just answer the fucking question.
Also people that return no fucking courtesy. If I have to force a happy face on just to hear you bitch about why you don't want to pay your bills, the least you can do is be cordial.

Also the sheer amount of idiot people wanting to have children pisses me off more than it should tbh. I spend all day talking to people who don't understand how to function like normal human beings and yet they want to have kids.
The fact that your sterile little balls or dry wilted womb can't produce offspring is probably a sign not to have them.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

'Are you new here?'
'Yeah...'
'So this is your first time in this facility, correct?'
'Yeah...'
'Alright I'm going to need you to fill out some paperwork.'
After taking forever to fill paperwork
'It's been a few years since I've been here, maybe you still have my information.'

This has happened multiple times.

 

[Captain Syrup]

like have you ever seen that faggot H3 H3?

Ethan makes me sympathize with Hitler.

He was in a Twitter beef (which he started) with another internet famous man baby, Joe Rogan. Let them rot in Hell on the bird site.

 

[Lady Bizness]

The idea that only women and fruitcakes should own candles is so bafflingly stupid and misandrist. Owning candles should just be a standard adult expectation, like owning a set of screwdrivers.

You don't need to be a faggot to appreciate the use of candle light to relax. Does the average man no longer have a sense of romance when it comes to courtship and married life? Men don't exactly have magic cat eye night vision when shit hits the fan and the power goes out for a couple of days or more. Flashlights and phone lights will only do so much good for so long and take up one of your hands while doing it.

Look, I'm not saying that all the guys need to scurry over to Bath and Bodyworks and start huffing $35 strawberry cake-scented candles for an hour every weekend, just get yourselves some basic, cheap candles that can do the job of lighting various spots in your dwelling when the power goes out. Buy the other kind of overpriced candles, the ones marketed as "survival" candles if it makes you feel better. If someone has a problem with it, they're fucking dumb and can go crying to someone else's place when they can't see anything because their phone died an hour after a storm knocked a tree onto their power lines.

If you travel around, and if you look to the past, you'll find men doing all manner of things that are today fag-coded. A lot of modern men in the US are so hopelessly emasculated and have poor coping mechanisms which they then project onto others. It's like every man is a transguy. Not quite able to do the actual things it takes to be a Real Man so as a reaction grow some shabby facial hair, call everyone bro, and refuse to smell nice. That's easier/more possible to do than y'know, be a capable man.

 

[Boom Boss]

Ethan makes me sympathize with Hitler.

He was in a Twitter beef (which he started) with another internet famous man baby, Joe Rogan. Let them rot in Hell on the bird site.

Did H3 ever get his sponsors back? Losing all his sponsors is the funniest thing he ever did.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

When someone criticizes my holster/conceal carry position when they always leave their gun in their fucking car and never actually seem to conceal carry.

 

[The Last Stand]

When it's so hot outside, then you go inside to A/C, the cold air hits you at once.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Cynicism in general, I understand that sounds incredibly rich coming from a place like this but people’s current tendency to look towards the bleakest possible outlook for reality or trying to look for the worst in people Is incredibly disheartening and not conducive for a more positive future. It’s the viewpoint of edgelords and self flagellating narcissists everywhere who simply feign indifference because it negates them of feeling any guilt for their own personal fuckups and failings throughout their lives if they choose not to give two fucks about anything. It’s so transparent it’s laughable, being positive as corny as it may sound actually can improve people’s health in many ways, people just need to make the effort and it’ll be worth it.

 

[umami's milk]

When it's so hot outside, then you go inside to A/C, the cold air hits you at once.

What? This is an amazing feeling! Instant relief!

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

When it's so hot outside, then you go inside to A/C, the cold air hits you at once.

That's the best tho

 

[Skitarii]

When it's so hot outside, then you go inside to A/C, the cold air hits you at once.

Must be a mullato thing

 

[The Last Stand]

Must be a mullato thing

My body reacts differently to the sudden temperature change. Maybe it's just nerves.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Thish fugging toofague bishes me ov.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ugly men with no money hitting on me.

 

[Jason Wynn]

coworkers who never shut the fuck up.

I’m happy to talk with you on break/lunch or for a couple minutes here and there, but I’m here to do my job and (to quote Jack Nicholson in The Shining) “whenever you come in here and interrupt me you’re breaking my concentration, you’re distracting me! And it will then take me time to get back to where I was!”

It’s even worse when my day is finished and I’m trying to go home and they just won’t stop blabbing at you, no matter how many times you try to disengage from the conversation they either can’t or won’t take a hint. At the end of the day I want to go home. I don’t want to spend an extra 15-20 minutes listening to your autistic sperging about Guild Wars or WandaVision. Fuck off and go talk to someone who cares.