Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Jasper2K]

"Should we do the rake backs going forward" How lazy are these losers? Wish the worst for these fags I really do XD

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

So Andy admits that godwinson was right and he did lie about going to visit family in Portugal and was going to meet a girl and the girl wouldn’t fuck him so he copes by saying that he didn’t want to fuck her anyway because he doesn’t want to fuck someone he was going to be serious with and would rather just hang out. LMAO yeah Andy because dudes travel to other countries to meet girls and just hang out and watch movies with them. You totally weren’t blue balled. Unbelievable cope.
Then Ashton refers to godwinson as “a snake who wanted to be a douchebag.” Definitely aren’t seething are you there buddy.

 

[dankeybong]

Too boring to watch.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Looking back, Surfer was the glue that held everything together here. Maybe because his tardism was less grifty and more schizo than Tardski's slurred training talk and horrible laugh? I'm not sure. Now it seems like Surfer was just dumb enough to make Ashton seem smarter on camera, but now that he grifts just like Tardski it feels like they're both the same level of retarded so it just kinda evens everything out.

 

[Spiteful_Mutant]

Tardski is modding the chat now.

 

[Niggler Antics]

Can't believe PPP actually let all the money go through Tardski... He could make this show actually funny now that Tardski is the head of the show, and start trolling the fuck out of him, triggering him with the retard bell, he is screeching about it multiple times, "DONT RING THE BELL FOR ME!!!" Until he finally rage quits the entire show, That is something i could enjoy immensely. Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda...

 

[Spiteful_Mutant]

Can't believe PPP actually let all the money go through Tardski... He could make this show actually funny now that Tardski is the head of the show, and start trolling the fuck out of him, triggering him with the retard bell, he is screeching about it multiple times, "DONT RING THE BELL FOR ME!!!" Until he finally rage quits the entire show, That is something i could enjoy immensely. Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda...

PPP is too lazy to learn how to stream alone. Even though it would probably take an hour to figure it out.

 

[A Sunset]

Just stopping by to say that Asstonne Porks is extremely fat, his sob story was pure comedy and cringe, Kino Casino sucks and Asston is seething due to all his old friends turning on him because he’s a faggot. I wish Asstonne the best in his failing show and struggling to get out of chairs, as well as dress and bathe his gargantuan, ghostly-pale horror show of a body.

 

[tmhtdf]

I'm sick but I need wine for this sperg out

 

[Niggler Antics]

I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT VIDYA MOVIES AND BEING A NEET!!!
-Tardski 2022

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

The shit going on with Surfer and his new friends has been fucked in general. I have only skimmed the past few days so I apologize if this was already posted. I'll give a rundown to those not interested in listening or who just simply want to know what to expect. A few days ago Ear Juice did a stream. It was originally supposed to be about PPP but it turned into Grossly Offensive coming on and stating that he's disgusted with Axle and the rest of "the Council" and will start leaking stuff. Shaggy, Axle and some others joined. Grossly was on for most of the show. Jarbo was accused of being in the Council Discord server as well as Kraut. Within like 5 minutes of his name being mentioned, Jarbo calls in to act shocked and say he dindu nuffin. I scoffed at first but Jarbo sounded so unbelievably dishonest and dodgy that it made me wonder. Shaggy later comes on just to get shat on by everyone. Axle shows up to do more "Teehee I DO molest children~!" crap. Pseudo bloodsports erupts.

It's an autismfest.

I was intrigued by autismfest so I listened, Jesus these people really are fucked I knew axel was a fucked up weirdo but he’s dming 15 year old trannies on discord saying “where’d you go my kitten” and surfer and the rest of them are going to defend that? At the very least if you’re trying to have a crusade against ppp you’d think you wanted to associate with him just because it’s an easy target, setting aside the obvious immorality.
I know they like to say the people you go after Ralph end up being worse than Ralph, are they trying to end up having the same said about the people who go after ppp?

 

[LurkTrawl]

They only really have a small handful of meaningful donors. If just Metokur Masochist left they'd be fucked. That one retard is pretty much paying to keep these two alive. Andy and PPP might as well wear collars with his name on them since at this point they're basically just pets he checks on to feed a couple of times a week.

So PPP and Warski are just Metokur Masochist's human tamagotchi pets? Should've named himself Metokur Sadist.

 

[grrr]

 

[tmhtdf]

All of these events happened I was the stripper

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

While on coke, Warski gets his ass eaten. Warski goes to smoke outside. Mrs. Warski farts so loudly, the sheets move.

What a storyteller. Don't do drugs, okay?

 

[Niggler Antics]

Has PPP seen the light...?
Is this a 50d chess moment to get the paypiggies to switch to the pppaypal?
Find out next time on CPski Storytime

Edit: NO NEED TO WAIT... PPP REDEMPTION ARC NOW???

 

[A Sunset]

While on coke, Warski gets his ass eaten. Warski goes to smoke outside. Mrs. Warski farts so loudly, the sheets move.

What a storyteller. Don't do drugs, okay?

Now that’s the kind of riveting stories I would expect from a grand storyteller like Andy Warski. Definitely worth extending for 10 minutes, nothing like that has ever been done by anyone, he’s the biggest party animal and bad boy lothario on the planet.

I like how Asston is too obese, too lazy, too tired to stop Andy, and just rests his massive gut on his knee and listens in silence. He was probably doing internal celebration that he could possibly get paid without having to speak or move.

 

[cokeski1488]

posting ip2 clips from 6 months ago. tardski sucks

 

[Niggler Antics]

Just remember everyone.... Tardski demands no one call him cokeski anymore... so out of respect we should from here on out refer to him as CPski

 

[CYKA RUSH B]

Now it seems like Surfer was just dumb enough to make Ashton seem smarter on camera,

i don't know where this perception comes from but it is incorrect. surfer has his mental issues but if you see his commentary on the old cuckada streams, the thoughts are original, interesting and above all demonstrate a depth of thought that a retard could never hope to muster.

I think a lot of people mistake his (often autistic) attempts at humor and instances where he goes off the deep end on conjecture for actual low iq sperging.

As for this most recent behavior, can easily be explained by his emotional distress after the pig hawg's sociopathy was aimed at him and turned up to 11, instantly incinerating the friendship. If you look back at those clips you get a sense of incredulity from surfer that starfish boy would not only choose in that moment to obliterate the friendship at immediate personal cost (i.e. getting booted out of the house) , but also that it escalated to that point in under a minute. Add to this the likely sudden isolation, the drinking and weed smoking that follows and the fact that disgusting degenerates online are pretending to be his fans and it's not hard to see how he got where he is.

between the two of them, pinksphincter™ is the one who is more severely mentally ill and his illness is/could be a danger to others let alone himself.

my ideal minecraft (for Microsoft Xbox 360) scenario is asstonne getting his ego bruised by something retardski says and proceeding to put retardski into the hospital. Triple W for audience - laugh as fatso gets dragged through the courts, laugh at tardski receiving what every casino viewer wish they could deliver personally, and the icing on the cake, the end of this fucking abomination of a show.