Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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This was posted to Kevin's "adollaskye" instagram:

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Lol cope, if you flash your asshole for pennies on the internet don't be surprised people post it for ridicule.
 
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urine_county said:
From the other farms. Kevin has his arraignment on July 22nd.

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The anons over there had differing opinions as to whether this was a lawyer his parents hired, or a public defender. Maybe someone here can figure it out.
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First Google hit leads to the D. Scott Little law firm in Sandy, UT; 37 years as an attorney (probably more now, judging by web site age). (Sandy is a suburb south of SLC.) Would likely mean private attorney.
https://dscottlittlelaw.com/

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A beard worth his retainer alone:
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Edit: just to be clear, I am not 100% sure this is the attorney listed in said document, but with a minimal amount of searching, he seems the most likely candidate.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
This dumb bitch put makeup between her tits, just a bunch of brown smears to appear bigger :story: ! The amount of blurring and color correction is hilarious.
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Is it makeup or has she just been laying out all summer and gotten a tan? With how deep her chest cavity is I can see tan+ shadow from indent + boob pressed pose creating this.

Some people get borderline neurotic about getting suntans (me. I’m talking about me.) which is probably not necessary, but if you’re almost 40, smoke cigarettes and are larping as a 19 year old maybe several months of sun damage isn’t the way to go. Just a thought.
 
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Speakeasy Electric said:
Is it makeup or has she just been laying out all summer and gotten a tan? With how deep her chest cavity is I can see tan+ shadow from indent + boob pressed pose creating this.

Some people get borderline neurotic about getting suntans (me. I’m talking about me.) which is probably not necessary, but if you’re almost 40, smoke cigarettes and are larping as a 19 year old maybe several months of sun damage isn’t the way to go. Just a thought.
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She’s been posting pictures from “her” pool all summer and her body is definitely tan.

Lori pretends to be a zoomer but she grew up in the Paris Hilton age of tans being essential and probably thinks her vampire genes keep her young when instead her chest and cleavage looks like a old purse from sun damage.

I can’t figure out personally if she’s covering her face at the pool to keep it pale or more likely her face is tan too but she filters it pale so she looks like a floating head above a tan body.
It looks so bad.
 
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Visible Belly Outline said:
She’s been posting pictures from “her” pool all summer and her body is definitely tan.

Lori pretends to be a zoomer but she grew up in the Paris Hilton age of tans being essential and probably thinks her vampire genes keep her young when instead her chest and cleavage looks like a old purse from sun damage.

I can’t figure out personally if she’s covering her face at the pool to keep it pale or more likely her face is tan too but she filters it pale so she looks like a floating head above a tan body.
It looks so bad.
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I think she covers her face, but still uses her 'uwu' vamp white foundation.
 
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Blanche said:
I think she covers her face, but still uses her 'uwu' vamp white foundation.
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I suspect she tans well because I’ve seen her natural skin tone in regular pictures and she looks like a light olive to me, not the uwu pale and pink tones she shops herself as.
she hates almost everything about herself and it’s pitiful
 
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The vanity filters tend to lighten the skin. There are a lot of articles about how the filters don’t work well on darker skin. Most will lighten the picture as a whole, but I think Snow is one of the worst to just wash all tone out of the face and leave it a noticeably lighter blur than the rest of the body.
 
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sconosciuta said:
Wellll, looks like we have to wait ‘till September:
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Anyone know what to make of that warning under the HEARING heading? "NO ILLEGAL CONTACT WITH VICTIMS OR WITNESSES"? Does it mean Lori and Kevin legally can’t live together?
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There is probably a temporary restraining order until the court date, so yeah I'm assuming Kev can no longer live with her.
 
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I laughed at how awkward this conversation was.

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Simp: I love your lingerie, there are a lot of women but few who dress like this. I hope they multiply.
Lori: That's because I'm latina.
Simp: You're very sexy, you know that.
Lori: Only in pictures. I am actually asexual.
Simp: Then you're not sexy in person?
Lori: No, I'm gremlin.

Also, Kevin is still following her on IG.
 
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