Orbiter đź‡¬đź‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

The Wokest said:
They were fine until the "WE CAN HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL DAY WAAAH AAHHH" clip.
That happened when Ralph hopped on Cog's show to face against some sperg that was talking shit (maybe Diogenis or something like that was the name if I'm not wrong)

Cog started using the obnoxious clip as a donation alert and Ralph didn't like that but kept quiet. Cog overuses the clip to the point it gets old.

Eventually Cog as another IBS drama parasite starts talking about Ralph here and there and down the line the killstream gets a super berry like "hey Ralph did you see what Cog said about you", then it begins.

I DUN GIVE A FUCK WHAT THAT FAGGOT COG HAS TO SAY, THE MOST ENTERTAINING THING TO EVER HAPPENS ON HIS SHOW WAS BECAUSE OF ME (referring to the hollerin' clip lol)

And that basically sums it up, how it escalated to life ruination shit is something I don't care about and it's also not unexpected coming from Ralph. I do remember Cog wanting to move to the US to be with his internet-GF but he got cucked and we backtracked on moving to murica Ralph made fun of that and gay shit like that.
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It was Dispatch who Ralph was hollering at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odWwbooo5oA

I never talked to Cog personally but I do know that back during GamerGate he was just another Anti SJW channel and was really chill with everyone. Nobody had a problem with Cog until IBS er where he turned into a grifting dickhead who was all about donos and obnoxious sfx and trying to be a British version of Pod Awful which really is just a redneck version of Redbar.

I'd love to hear some new lore but I really think the dude is just a pothead loser with a huge ego for no reason.
 
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The Wokest said:
They were fine until the "WE CAN HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL DAY WAAAH AAHHH" clip.
That happened when Ralph hopped on Cog's show to face against some sperg that was talking shit (maybe Diogenis or something like that was the name if I'm not wrong)

Cog started using the obnoxious clip as a donation alert and Ralph didn't like that but kept quiet. Cog overuses the clip to the point it gets old.

Eventually Cog as another IBS drama parasite starts talking about Ralph here and there and down the line the killstream gets a super berry like "hey Ralph did you see what Cog said about you", then it begins.

I DUN GIVE A FUCK WHAT THAT FAGGOT COG HAS TO SAY, THE MOST ENTERTAINING THING TO EVER HAPPENS ON HIS SHOW WAS BECAUSE OF ME (referring to the hollerin' clip lol)

And that basically sums it up, how it escalated to life ruination shit is something I don't care about and it's also not unexpected coming from Ralph. I do remember Cog wanting to move to the US to be with his internet-GF but he got cucked and we backtracked on moving to murica Ralph made fun of that and gay shit like that.
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I think Ralph hollered at Xander (not his son but another blood feud enemy of Ralph’s) because Xander accused Ralph of doxxing Lord Akira. Xander was the guy behind bitwave which sucked ass lol
 
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There was that time when Cog got donos to go on a camping trip to the US, and for superberries he had to spoon Esau?? who was one of his regs/paypigs/fanbois??
 
MeganDodgedABullet said:
There was that time when Cog got donos to go on a camping trip to the US, and for superberries he had to spoon Esau?? who was one of his regs/paypigs/fanbois??
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Esau was on one of his shows, there were 4 of them on that show, including Esau and Cog.... maybe someone called Gene was on there too?
IIRC it was like a basic discord chat, but on stream. Ah, back in the days of stream.me, where everyone was streaming 24/7, shitting on each other and starting feuds. It was the closest we came to cable lolcow tv.

Now it's all a sad husk.
 
I was trying to find a much older clip of where Warski went onto Cog's show where he had a meltdown in front of Cog and Heph (or was it Esau?) were he was lying about not doing cocaine again and making all of these false promises of getting better. He and Warski have always had these weird interactions were Warski is always having tantrums and really likes Cog or really hates him. It always goes in circles. Cog says he doesn't care either way which I tend to believe because the only thing that seems to have really chapped his ass was that Godwinson was paid for his appearance whereas Cog didn't even get 50 bucks to split with Dan to buy some drinks after the Portugal footage.
Compare that which was in 2019 to the more recent aforementioned Cog appearance on KC. Warski seems to have selective memory and in his case when he fucks up, he blames it on the substances he abuses.
 
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Updatedmyjournal said:
LOL I forgot about TLDR.
Nice Nostalgia

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Who was the puppet guy that got all butthurt over Jim calling someone autistic?
Wonder what happened to him.
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It was this guy
autistic puppetfaggot
That guy was part of the "honey badgers", and that's the reason karen straughan decided to go on with metokur and get embarrassed. It was something along the lines of calling someone both a pedophile and autistic was somehow wrong, that he never should have called him autistic, and that doing that was calling all autistic people pedos, or something really fucking autistic like that.
 
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Cog is reviewing a Gunt segment from some normie podcast. It's always so funny to me when I hear a normal person try to describe Ralph. I've never heard of this channel but the guy has over 10 millions subscribers and the video has over 30k views in the first couple hours of being posted so Ralph is getting some mainstream attention as a lolcow.
Ralph segment starts at 40:05
 
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I used to enjoy Cog. But then it got to the point where every stream was just "PUFF HARDER I AM THE LAW WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS NIGGA NIGGA WHAAAAAAA" every 5 seconds. The last streams I liked was the infamous Hollerin' stream and the Uway spiral streams. At least those streams gave us the Cog music kino.
JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces said:
pepperidge farms remembers.
@High Tea does tea clips have this footage archived somewhere?​
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If you are asking about the christmas stream I have this one but someone is talking over it making it completely useless. Sorry.
 
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cog does fun goals. he's a catboy today($750 goal). minion goal up next.
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Disheveled Human said:
The mod in the gunt board really shows his bias lol. Cog is a lazy britbong wigger, failed rapper alcoholic who runs a boring show with constant 30 second donation clips interrupting.
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If it wasn’t for those annoying donation clips, he’d be okay. I can’t even have it on as background noise because it’s too obnoxious.
 
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8 inch Mormon cock said:
Jesus bro just ask her on twitter https://twitter.com/clips_tea/ no need to be a pussy about it.
I'm just fucking with you heres a copy I have
https://mega.nz/file/hfFWhATL#OU4-Ms7pJM6mbeVgvA8sDuuUM4bHBH1WqIYgxpopnAg
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PetiteDragon43 said:
I used to enjoy Cog. But then it got to the point where every stream was just "PUFF HARDER I AM THE LAW WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS NIGGA NIGGA WHAAAAAAA" every 5 seconds. The last streams I liked was the infamous Hollerin' stream and the Uway spiral streams. At least those streams gave us the Cog music kino.

If you are asking about the christmas stream I have this one but someone is talking over it making it completely useless. Sorry.
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The mega file is viewable here without commentary.
I have not had a chance to try and watch it yet. Thank you both for the file, and the links.​
 
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