Lord of the Rings TV Series in Development - How could this POSSIBLY go wrong...

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Ugh, I know it's cliche to keep pointing out the show runners clearly have never read the book, but God damn. Sauron in the second age is supposed to be unnaturally attractive and not only that, give off a wholesome and pure vibe, especially as viewed by Numenors ruling elite. If he were in our world today, Sauron would be a bisexual black man who works for BLM and has a Pride Progress flag out front of Barad-Dur.

Looks like we are going for the loner white kid about to shoot upa school vibe for Sauron instead.

I'm sorry Melkor!
I never meant to leave you to die
But tonight, I'm cleaning out some hobbits
 
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Some people are discussing if both screencaps are in fact the same actress, I wouldn't know.
Nope, the dude in the picture that everyone's saying is Sauron is indeed Sauron. First off, his facial structure looks absolutely nothing like Robert Naime's. Dude's got a square as fuck jaw and face, and alleged Sauron's features are a lot softer. Second off, you can see on the screenshot that the guy has these two birthmarks on his cheek that are rather close together. Robert doesn't have those birthmarks, but you want to know who does?

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Anson Boon, Sauron's actor. Slim Shady is the new Supreme Evil, lmfao.
 
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Sauron looks like...THIS?????

WHY?? What the fuck???

Kill everyone involved in this steaming pile of Warg shit...or at least make fun of them. But sometimes dead is better.
(((They))) are literally incapable of comprehending beauty. Of course they gave Sauron a scowling monster face. It's amazing he doesn't have a swastika scar on his forehead. For fucks sake, the orcs are even wearing white KKK robes.
 
Sauron was butt-buddies with Morgoth and there's no way they're not mentioning that.
From the Valaquenta:
In all the deeds of Melkor the Morgoth upon Arda, in his vast works and in the deceits of his cunning, Sauron had a part, and was only less evil than his master in that for long he served another and not himself.
Saulkor for life, sisters!
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I hope nobody saw him looking so mean, that would really shit up his plans to take over.
I guess he'll use evil magic or something, or be so skilled in Ringmaking that Celebrimbor trusts him, I guess. Ar-Pharazon and the King's Men will be Ultra Dark MNGA so they will be dumbies who fall into his trap, who strong black lady Tar-Miriel will oppose in secret as the real leader of the elf-friends (Elendil and Isildur will flee Numenor under her orders and organization) and her sacrifice will save them (I also bet she'll have a doomed romance with Isildur even though in canon he had multiple sons by the fall of Numenor). Galadriel will not be fooled from the start, I guess but the dumb men Gil-Galad, Elrond and Celebrimbor won't listen to her so it won't matter. I bet Prince Durin IV will be stupid enough to accept his ring but black dwarf lady who is his wife(?) will be the real ruler of Khazad-dum so it won't matter. I'm also betting that the meteor the "Harfoots" find will be the material used to make the three elven rings.
Any other predictions?
These all seem very reasonable based on what I've seen so far.
 
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I guess he'll use evil magic or something, or be so skilled in Ringmaking that Celebrimbor trusts him, I guess. Ar-Pharazon and the King's Men will be Ultra Dark MNGA so they will be dumbies who fall into his trap, who strong black lady Tar-Miriel will oppose in secret as the real leader of the elf-friend (Elendil and Isildur will flee Numenor under her orders and organization) and her sacrifice will save them (I also bet she'll have a romance with Isildur). Galadriel will not be fooled from the start, I guess but the dumb men Gil-Galad, Elrond and Celebrimbor won't listen to her so it won't matter. I bet Prince Durin IV will be stupid enough to accept his ring but black dwarf lady who is his wife(?) will be the real ruler of Khazad-dum so it won't matter. I'm also betting that the meteor the "Harfoots" find will be the material used to make the three elven rings.
Any other predictions?
These all seem very reasonable based on what I've seen so far.
When you watch enough of these woke productions, you eventually start to notice things. Like in this trailer, how, when they are showing "the bad guys" all the diversity suddenly vanishes and its nothing but white men. I think the fact that I now notice these things makes me part of the problem.
 
When you watch enough of these woke productions, you eventually start to notice things. Like in this trailer, how, when they are showing "the bad guys" all the diversity suddenly vanishes and its nothing but white men. I think the fact that I now notice these things makes me part of the problem.
If anything woke shows have become very predictable
 
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