Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Drama Fan]

e: wrong thread

 

[cat merchant]

By the way, there's no way in hell Lucas is going to ever learn to chill out. Constantly freaking out and starting drama is the only way he's able to keep his small audience. If he doesn't constantly get in arguments on the internet or meltdown, he has no content. No one fucking cares for his video game streams, no one fucking cares about his political takes, his big "hits" are when he's trying to rally people to get someone deplatformed, and it turns out hinging your entire platform on that doesn't tend to bode well for longetivity.

He is aware of this but refuses to change his lifestyle. It’s like an addiction pretty much. I would feel sorry for him if he wasn’t actively funding a pedophilic drug dealer.

 

[Chandelier]

Nah I don't think you're actually sorry

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Reminder Lucas, no one knew who you were until you posted this, with full aplomb: "I took away your income Destiny, stop being mean to trans people."

The fame, or infamy if you will, is warranted. You called Stardust a bitch to the point Dylan Burns wanted nothing to do with you. General Lefttube and BreadTube avoids you. The troons you hang out with are all e-thots begging for free money for surgery.

You asked for this the moment you took away someone's income. There's a difference between fading into obscurity and you taking it away. So when you'll eventually lose money, it'll be back to daddy's trust fund.

 

[Israellover1234]

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>claims he constantly needs to fight for his survival
>admits kiwifarms is harmless and that he's not scared of it
>still reads his thread every day like some obsessed autist

Why are they like this?

 

[Montreal Duran]

Do you think he'll bring up the Queen Clara videos in "therapy". I don't think it's the most normal thing to fart on a camera, spend your birthday alone, and threaten a camera with a machete.

 

[SNAFU]

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He is aware of this but refuses to change his lifestyle. It’s like an addiction pretty much. I would feel sorry for him if he wasn’t actively funding a pedophilic drug dealer.

Basing ones entire livelihood on an app is dumb as shit. Living in twitter or twitch must be miserable but it's the life they chose

 

[Gaylord Brachiosaurus]

I think it's trying to say "Super Alt" as in "Super Alternative" or maybe "Super Alt-Right".

It's not that clever, it's just a brand neutral way of saying "Windows key".

 

[DeathandBodyworks]

I can say from experience Twitter has become basically impossible to use now once you get banned even once, it doesn’t matter if you use a vpn or different device or browser they will always get you for ban evading. Even when I got my original Twitter account unbanned once they banned me again for ban evading like a month later so I’m pretty sure Lucas is going to spiral into a even deeper depression when he realizes he will never get close to the amount of followers he had without being banned

A pretty fitting end for a pedo tranny that lives on Twitter and likes to get people banned from shit

Let’s hope they join the 41 mile club!

>claims he constantly needs to fight for his survival
>admits kiwifarms is harmless and that he's not scared of it
>still reads his thread every day like some obsessed autist

Why are they like this?

because his dumbass AGP brain needs attention, the only attention he ever gotten in his life is negativity. Literally it’s his coping mechanism.

Lucas, if your reading this. Your literally a fucking retard with no social skills. Go to a gym, actually get in shape, touch fucking grass and cook your own fucking food.

Literally all you do is cry and mope and you're literally brain dead. Prime example of modern trannies, way to fucking go!

 

[Next Task]

This shows that he doesn't know what kind of people they pal around with.
You don't apologize to the woke mob, they see that as painting a target

Oh, he knows. He lives that life. But he's shown himself to be one of the most hypocritical tards out there. He never holds himself to the standard he demands of others, would never accept an excuse like he's offering from any of the people he's declared a mortal enemy.

I think the therapist thing is bullshit - Luke lies all the time. There's a good reason the fawning gaming articles about him say, 'Streamer claims this is why he was banned,' and it's not good journalism practise. Hell, the apology is bullshit as well, because he's not sorry about his behaviour, he's only sorry that he's getting pushback for it, likely from a bigger 'ally" he wants to suck up to. But the other thing about therapists is that they only work if the person seeing them wants to change. There's no evidence at all that he does.

Speaking of, did all the charity stream money go to illegal HRT for kids, or did he keep a bunch for himself? Still no evidence he didn't steal again.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

After being forced to watch Keffals clips on MATI I:

A) have a headache from the screeching
B) his screeching is immensely funny (even funnier than his thread and I should suffer more)
C) he still sounds like a prepubescent boy.

Keffals, I know you read this, get a voice changer installed like most troons do.

Edit: grammar

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Racist and bitch wigglers
(A)

If wigglers are your comfort character, you’re a pedophile.

(A)
Lucas forget the best one:

The Niggler

 

[Mossy]

Therapy usually isn't just an ass-patting, one-on-one "yes-man" experience. He'll dip after a few sessions after he's told that he's better off not using the internet at all or distancing himself. Or at least not be a fucking "political commentator" and do something significantly more productive (or even "safe") with his life. Or maybe this is exactly like when he claimed he hired somebody to help his mods from getting doxxed and, predictably, nothing fucking happened.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

For some reason, Lucas tweeted and deleted this.
(A)

 

[Unkraut]

Spoiler: Local Archive

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New Smug AGP Smirk video, this one edited by me!

Is it just me or does he come across as really fucking zonked out at 8:40? Like on top of his already retarded cadence and monotonous voice he's also slurring his words more than usual. Took some days off from discourse to chase the dragon it seems. Relapse arc when?

 

[Sprate Header]

Is it just me or does he come across as really fucking zonked out at 8:35? Like on top of his already retarded cadence and monotonous voice he's also slurring his words more than usual. Took some days off from discourse to chase the dragon it seems. Relapse arc when?

The full one hour stream most of that video was taken from happened pretty late at night, and near the end Luke was filling the dead-air with several yawns (one of which you can see at the end), so I'd say he was probably just tired.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

This thing is growing so fast that I don't think I'm ever gonna get or stay caught up. I wanted to ask though. Has Lucas ever publically mentioned anything on Twitter or a stream about what his former buddy said? I can't remember dude's name but I think he had a Simpsons avatar. Just curious

 

[Sprate Header]

This thing is growing so fast that I don't think I'm ever gonna get or stay caught up. I wanted to ask though. Has Lucas ever publically mentioned anything on Twitter or a stream about what his former buddy said? I can't remember dude's name but I think he had a Simpsons avatar. Just curious

In the manifesto stream he said someone he knew from highschool that hadn't supported his transition had joined the thread, referring to @Otm Shank. He didn't make any real comment beyond that to my knowledge.

 

[New Account]

He fell for the frog meme. Pretty sure on twitch frogs are used as a replacement for fag. So keffal frogs would be a way to say keffal fags without getting banned.

 

[NashSuvorov]

What's the left wing equivalent of getting beat up in a foreign European country?

Getting beat up in a foreign Eastern European country instead of a western one like Portugal. The legacy of the right-wing (Salazar) vs. the left-wing (USSR and Warsaw Pact).

 

[clinical 🤡]

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"you can't fucking stop me" who does this nigger think he is? he's talking like he's some sort of fucking brave knight that cannot be defeated