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Thanks. I was actually looking for the picture in the totally-real-review by "Kermit and Friends fan". I've updated the post now.
Elisa Ann Schwartz / Elisa Jordana / Kermit and Friends Podcast - Gunt-enabling host of the unpopular "Kermit and Friends" podcast; former keytarist for Cobra Starship; fame-seeking ex-girlfriend of Howard Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk
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On th latest who are these podcasts she just said she regretted going on the kill stream. The gunt won’t be happy to hear about that.
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Someone should alert Gator to update the friends of the Killstream on the website to strike her off
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Yeah, I was listening WATP and she said the killstream is the ONLY place she regrets going.
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Jordana had the actor Jessie Heiman on in the most recent show, and what a show it was. At this point I suspect that Elisa Jordana is relatively sane but surrounds herself with vulnerable people, with the intent of taking advantage of them. Her show is part of that, as I believe she just intends for this to devolve into internal drama that she can gain clout with, and use it to draw in more famous people to get a leg up.
Some highlights were Jordana introducing Jessie to Andy DIck, who Jessie recognizes. Jessie says it's a pleasure meeting him and sounds somewhat starstruck. Dick then goes on to confuse Jessie as a transsexual, starts talking about how he hopes Jordana is a lesbian, as he is going to get his penis chopped off, put it on Elisa and get fucked by her. Jessie nopes out of that problematic conversation pretty quickly.
Andy shows that he again has transexuals on his mind, as when asked what advice he can give someone who is having a mental breakdown.
Jesse comes back on a to have a final say, only to have Trumpster Bob accost him about his open border desires and accuse him of being a paedophile.
The lady on the right accuses Trumpster-Bob COO of Kermit and Friends of calling her and harassing her, and also calling the police because he thinks they're all paedophiles or something. T-Bob does the masterful redirection, and instead talks about his hallucinations.
On the topic of Sharman Smith, I wanted to look up all of these people as a few claim to be 'big' people/hasbeens. Sharman has the claim, of the claim to fame that she was a presidential candidate for the democratic party in 2020. She apparently ran on the platform of killing paedophiles, violent rapists and murderers. While that's based and redpilled, do not rest easy for these are the eyes of the God-Emperor that see through the past, present and all future possibilities.
They see you, and they know you're guilty.
Sharmin may have been called Eslynne, and has since changed her name since 2015 (Her book release). Sadly/Unsurprisingly the information on her presidential candidacy is very scarce and aside from her herself putting that forward, the three references I found were a radio show interview on "Talk Life Radio", A youtube video from "Nature Of Reality Radio" and a book review which I lost the link to. Speaking of the book reviews, I found some interesting ones on goodreads (Archive) calling her completely insane, a liar and an abuser.
Sharmin Smith is on a mission to share her wisdom gained through her unique experiences. Shining a light in the darkness that exists in some of society is her calling! She is an abortion survivor and was raised by a mother who did not want her. She shares her story to help other people who have dealt with family trauma get through their pain.
When she reached adulthood, she became a financial services expert. Sharmin has met many teams of people in the industry and is sought after for her experience in the financial industry.
Due to childhood trauma, Sharmin was diagnosed with PTSD. Eventually leaving the financial industry, Sharmin took up writing as a form of therapy. She launched the book, “Taming The Tida” in 2014. The book is meant to uplift and encourage other survivors to reclaim their lives.
In early 2015, Sharmin published the book “Taming The Tida,” about a reality tv show called “Who wants to be president?” In this story, a childhood trauma survivor runs for President against Hillary Clinton and runs on an anti-pedophile platform. Sharmin highlights serious changes that need to happen in our system, intending to make her readers think outside of the box! What started as one book turned into three! Sharmin later continued her 2015 book as a series, calling it the “Change the World” trilogy
Her campaign for the “Change the World” trilogy landed her on Newsmax in May of 2015. Trump announced his campaign in June of that year. Before the end of 2015, oddly enough infamous Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller were hosting a nationwide talk show called “Who Wants to be President.”
Sharmin did not write her books to make millions of dollars, she wrote them with the purpose of making the world a better place and it felt like she was watching people in power steal her dream and prosper off it.
Words cannot express what it is like watching a dream turn into a nightmare. The series of events that unfolded over the next few years after her 2015 book launch will be detailed through the final two books in this series, “A Midsummer’s Nightmare” and “Shep and Sharmin: True love isn’t Romeo and Juliet who died together”.
In June of 2018, Sharmin filed for divorce and launched a campaign for President, as she felt like she was called to serve her country. She then hired a marketing company that was, unbeknownst to her, heavily connected to QAnon. They quickly “marketed” her to senior campaign advisors for Trumps’ 2020 campaign, to which she had not agreed to.
Sharmin hired a campaign manager that quickly set about destroying Sharmin’s life. The campaign manager became a central figure in Sharmin’s divorce and permanently altered her long-term relationship with her children. The Presidential campaign then disappeared, but Sharmin’s participation in protests began. Her struggles opened her eyes to things she knew but had never seen before.
As the QAnon conspiracy theories exploded during the summer of 2020 she fully realized she had hired some of their members who set to brainwash her readers and destroy our nation with their harmful rhetoric. She feels personally responsible for messing things up and wants to help set the record straight and heal our nation. The full details of this experience will be in book 2 of the series, “A Midsummer’s Nightmare”.
It is her personal belief that the hold QAnon has on our country can be broken through learning the truth. Part of the key to unlocking this puzzle is seeing and knowing you were lied to by reading the words with your own eyes in the first book, “Taming The Tida”.
Any similarities to actual events that are in her books were not planned or coordinated. She wrote the book the way she did because she believed that we are more similar than we are different. Sharmin believes that most people are true, good, honest, decent, kind, hard-working, and are poorly represented by their elected officials. Now, more than ever before they deserve to know what their elected officials are up to.
Through her life, Sharmin has connected with some truly amazing souls who are also on a mission to expose the truth and have committed to helping them tell their stories too. She is now relaunching her brand and looks forward to a bright future ahead of her. The work continues!
https://sharminsmith.com/bio/ - https://archive.is/W7QOQ
Andy claimed that one of his trap-house-mates secretly drugged him, by placing THC concentrate into some orange juice that he drank. This is the wrap up of the argument.
And of course, another Eric Riggs masturbatory video. This guy is another who claims to be very rich, but alas I cannot find any information. It's right on the heels of the above clip, so Dick's microphone is still on and the black guys hadn't finished expressing surprise at the cartwheel. I hope I'm wrong and they are watching the show.
Some highlights were Jordana introducing Jessie to Andy DIck, who Jessie recognizes. Jessie says it's a pleasure meeting him and sounds somewhat starstruck. Dick then goes on to confuse Jessie as a transsexual, starts talking about how he hopes Jordana is a lesbian, as he is going to get his penis chopped off, put it on Elisa and get fucked by her. Jessie nopes out of that problematic conversation pretty quickly.
Andy shows that he again has transexuals on his mind, as when asked what advice he can give someone who is having a mental breakdown.
Jesse comes back on a to have a final say, only to have Trumpster Bob accost him about his open border desires and accuse him of being a paedophile.
The lady on the right accuses Trumpster-Bob COO of Kermit and Friends of calling her and harassing her, and also calling the police because he thinks they're all paedophiles or something. T-Bob does the masterful redirection, and instead talks about his hallucinations.
On the topic of Sharman Smith, I wanted to look up all of these people as a few claim to be 'big' people/hasbeens. Sharman has the claim, of the claim to fame that she was a presidential candidate for the democratic party in 2020. She apparently ran on the platform of killing paedophiles, violent rapists and murderers. While that's based and redpilled, do not rest easy for these are the eyes of the God-Emperor that see through the past, present and all future possibilities.
Sharmin may have been called Eslynne, and has since changed her name since 2015 (Her book release). Sadly/Unsurprisingly the information on her presidential candidacy is very scarce and aside from her herself putting that forward, the three references I found were a radio show interview on "Talk Life Radio", A youtube video from "Nature Of Reality Radio" and a book review which I lost the link to. Speaking of the book reviews, I found some interesting ones on goodreads (Archive) calling her completely insane, a liar and an abuser.
Sharmin Smith -Biography
Sharmin Smith is on a mission to share her wisdom gained through her unique experiences. Shining a light in the darkness that exists in some of society is her calling! She is an abortion survivor and was raised by a mother who did not want her. She shares her story to help other people who have dealt with family trauma get through their pain.
When she reached adulthood, she became a financial services expert. Sharmin has met many teams of people in the industry and is sought after for her experience in the financial industry.
Due to childhood trauma, Sharmin was diagnosed with PTSD. Eventually leaving the financial industry, Sharmin took up writing as a form of therapy. She launched the book, “Taming The Tida” in 2014. The book is meant to uplift and encourage other survivors to reclaim their lives.
In early 2015, Sharmin published the book “Taming The Tida,” about a reality tv show called “Who wants to be president?” In this story, a childhood trauma survivor runs for President against Hillary Clinton and runs on an anti-pedophile platform. Sharmin highlights serious changes that need to happen in our system, intending to make her readers think outside of the box! What started as one book turned into three! Sharmin later continued her 2015 book as a series, calling it the “Change the World” trilogy
Her campaign for the “Change the World” trilogy landed her on Newsmax in May of 2015. Trump announced his campaign in June of that year. Before the end of 2015, oddly enough infamous Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller were hosting a nationwide talk show called “Who Wants to be President.”
Sharmin did not write her books to make millions of dollars, she wrote them with the purpose of making the world a better place and it felt like she was watching people in power steal her dream and prosper off it.
Words cannot express what it is like watching a dream turn into a nightmare. The series of events that unfolded over the next few years after her 2015 book launch will be detailed through the final two books in this series, “A Midsummer’s Nightmare” and “Shep and Sharmin: True love isn’t Romeo and Juliet who died together”.
In June of 2018, Sharmin filed for divorce and launched a campaign for President, as she felt like she was called to serve her country. She then hired a marketing company that was, unbeknownst to her, heavily connected to QAnon. They quickly “marketed” her to senior campaign advisors for Trumps’ 2020 campaign, to which she had not agreed to.
Sharmin hired a campaign manager that quickly set about destroying Sharmin’s life. The campaign manager became a central figure in Sharmin’s divorce and permanently altered her long-term relationship with her children. The Presidential campaign then disappeared, but Sharmin’s participation in protests began. Her struggles opened her eyes to things she knew but had never seen before.
As the QAnon conspiracy theories exploded during the summer of 2020 she fully realized she had hired some of their members who set to brainwash her readers and destroy our nation with their harmful rhetoric. She feels personally responsible for messing things up and wants to help set the record straight and heal our nation. The full details of this experience will be in book 2 of the series, “A Midsummer’s Nightmare”.
It is her personal belief that the hold QAnon has on our country can be broken through learning the truth. Part of the key to unlocking this puzzle is seeing and knowing you were lied to by reading the words with your own eyes in the first book, “Taming The Tida”.
Any similarities to actual events that are in her books were not planned or coordinated. She wrote the book the way she did because she believed that we are more similar than we are different. Sharmin believes that most people are true, good, honest, decent, kind, hard-working, and are poorly represented by their elected officials. Now, more than ever before they deserve to know what their elected officials are up to.
Through her life, Sharmin has connected with some truly amazing souls who are also on a mission to expose the truth and have committed to helping them tell their stories too. She is now relaunching her brand and looks forward to a bright future ahead of her. The work continues!
https://sharminsmith.com/bio/ - https://archive.is/W7QOQ
Andy claimed that one of his trap-house-mates secretly drugged him, by placing THC concentrate into some orange juice that he drank. This is the wrap up of the argument.
And of course, another Eric Riggs masturbatory video. This guy is another who claims to be very rich, but alas I cannot find any information. It's right on the heels of the above clip, so Dick's microphone is still on and the black guys hadn't finished expressing surprise at the cartwheel. I hope I'm wrong and they are watching the show.
In her most recent stream, she did deny that Honest Frank was actually her Father. I'd deny it too if that was the case, so maybe or maybe not. It happens at 1 minute into the Trumpster-Bob video above.
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Elisa's involved with ip2 now . pictured below with goocheese (who was in a big fight that made the local news just a few days ago)
Here's a clip i took from the ip2 forum where she talks about her "fiance" andy dick that she has never even been intimate with apparently..
Captain and Elisa have to figure out whose paying for their date , they're both cheap money grubbing kikes
Here's a clip i took from the ip2 forum where she talks about her "fiance" andy dick that she has never even been intimate with apparently..
Captain and Elisa have to figure out whose paying for their date , they're both cheap money grubbing kikes
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I was thinking about bringing this thread back up recently, I heard a clip of Elisa saying that the only podcast she ever regrets going on was the killstream, plus the whole Andy Dick thing and the fact that her podcast is so bizarre but she has still managed to network with a bunch of people that treat her as if she were doing a good job.
She is pretty interesting and I would like to have more time to dedicate to documenting her stuff since it's all so strange, hopefully now that she seems to be involved with ip2 more eyes will be on her.
She is pretty interesting and I would like to have more time to dedicate to documenting her stuff since it's all so strange, hopefully now that she seems to be involved with ip2 more eyes will be on her.
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It’s weird how she’s kind of existing around this little scene of people, even though she has little or no connection to it, and no talent. Pretty much nothing about her makes any sense.
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If anybody wants to start keeping track of her shows, there are at least four active channels almost identical or showing clips of the same content. It is confusing why she has done this and why two are called the exact same thing "Elisa Jordana"
1 https://www.youtube.com/user/ElisaJordana
2 https://www.youtube.com/user/ElisaJordana2323
3 https://www.youtube.com/c/KermitAndFriends
4 https://www.youtube.com/c/GaiaPaia
Here are even more, older channels
5 Another Kermit and Friends channel
6 Elisas Yeast Spot
Since the Andy Dick IRL streaming started we have got to hear wack pack guys such as High Pitch Eric cross over with IP2 streamers! She was on the Stern show like ten years ago and has other Howard rejects call in often. Old Elisa bikini pics here: https://www.howardstern.com/show/2012/04/18/from-the-vortex-miss-howardtv-rundownshow-133/
1 https://www.youtube.com/user/ElisaJordana
2 https://www.youtube.com/user/ElisaJordana2323
3 https://www.youtube.com/c/KermitAndFriends
4 https://www.youtube.com/c/GaiaPaia
Here are even more, older channels
5 Another Kermit and Friends channel
6 Elisas Yeast Spot
Since the Andy Dick IRL streaming started we have got to hear wack pack guys such as High Pitch Eric cross over with IP2 streamers! She was on the Stern show like ten years ago and has other Howard rejects call in often. Old Elisa bikini pics here: https://www.howardstern.com/show/2012/04/18/from-the-vortex-miss-howardtv-rundownshow-133/
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From the sounds of her dad, I'm beginning to think that Tommy Tooter would make a great guest for Kermit & Friends.
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I missed this lol.
She's quite the Jew, scamming fucking Captain into actually putting his hand in his pocket and paying.
Is that fucking Gooch Cheese making that noise like a zombie off camera?
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I was looking at Right leaning podcast grifter /comic Chrissie Mayr's channel (a lot of various cow interview material on her channel) and noticed she had Elisa and Captain on a few weeks ago.
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So I'm guessing that since her Andy Dick grift is falling apart she is looking for new coattails to ride, and it seems to be IP2 (probably because Andy Dick is also involved with them).
The entire thing is so bizarre, the "engagement" to Andy Dick even though she admits they've never had sex and he has sex with both men and women while he's with her. The extremely weird show (that sometimes can be nearly unwatchable) with random Q-tards calling in and fighting with middle aged women while some druggie tries to play his own songs, it's just weird, and as far as I can tell not many people watch it.
At the same time, she's managed to network and grift off of it to appear on a bunch of more established shows without being laughed off like she should be (although let's face it, her connection to Beni/Stern has helped her a lot as well as the fact that all "right leaning" grifters seem to support each other no questions asked).
The entire thing is so bizarre, the "engagement" to Andy Dick even though she admits they've never had sex and he has sex with both men and women while he's with her. The extremely weird show (that sometimes can be nearly unwatchable) with random Q-tards calling in and fighting with middle aged women while some druggie tries to play his own songs, it's just weird, and as far as I can tell not many people watch it.
At the same time, she's managed to network and grift off of it to appear on a bunch of more established shows without being laughed off like she should be (although let's face it, her connection to Beni/Stern has helped her a lot as well as the fact that all "right leaning" grifters seem to support each other no questions asked).
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IP2 just fits in with the Discord / Streamyard / Total morons talking about nothing format of her show so I see no end to this connection. This one had Chicken Andy, JJ, Captain as well as Andy Dick plus various fucking literal mutants and nobodies (probably Stern show rejects and other randos) all talking for a minute or two each.
Has nobody posted her discord link? https://discord.gg/cWBKb95Sb3
This is where said mutants gather and communicate and possibly drop the streamyard link.
Has nobody posted her discord link? https://discord.gg/cWBKb95Sb3
This is where said mutants gather and communicate and possibly drop the streamyard link.
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Shit I forgot about her "music", plus the bunch of losers with zero talent showcasing their attempts at music on her show. The whole thing is such a fucking zoo.
Discord really is one of the worst things ever created, it enables every type of reject, weirdo (and worse) to find each other.
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Elisa's dog bit poocheese on the face.
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Her pedophile father probably let some showbiz execs run a train on her, so they feed her a few opportunities here and there. But it’s awfully strange how she keeps popping up. There is some strange nexus between her little sphere of Hollywood washouts and IP2/Ralph/AF.