DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Anya15]

What's the betting average on DSP making the shooting about himself?

100% out 100.

 

[DeeTracktor]

What's the betting average on DSP making the shooting about himself?

Question is can he blame it on black people without actually saying it out loud, like the ''Thugs'' outside of Burger King when Phil got his shitty sandwich for Khet's birthday

 

[SomeBoyo]

Spoiler: Archive

Talking about past DSP "I had no debt so who cared, I'd just blow the money". Members dropping. Got his YT paycheck, did the math and it's literally all gone! 4k straight to Hogan. Doesn't go outside anymore because inflation increased grocery bills, ordering doordash is cheaper than going to the restaurant.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Here is Phil's giveaway for those who havent seen it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bKhAU8Obr4

TIMECODE 7:08 if link doesnt work

https://youtu.be/Pq34dEHZ7Fk?t=429

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Here is Phil's giveaway for those who havent seen it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bKhAU8Obr4

TIMECODE 7:08 if link doesnt work

https://youtu.be/Pq34dEHZ7Fk?t=429

2010s Phil was something else. This was just as fascinating as his Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII "unboxing"

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

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Not that big of a change according to the tip tracker. 1000$ less in the last two months, maybe it's the fault of the dreaded inflation that gets mentioned so m

their was an old post and a video on elizabeth warren saying credit card companies "love bankrupt individuals." because well they cant bankrupt again, so they immediately send them offers for cards. the fact phil kept himself under control for two years is impressive. but the fact he gave in means his addiction is worsening.
gave in to the usury credit cards I mean.

My old uncle-in-law (if that is a thing?) was a bankruptcy lawyer. Basically, a glorified ambulance chaser. You can get credit cards within weeks of your bankruptcy clearing. Capital One will give you one a secured credit card, where you put the entire amount of the card down in escrow for a year and use the card as normal. If you pay your bills, you get that money back in a year. Others will give you low-balance, high interest usury cards right out the gate. There is no way Phil doesn't have a few of these and that they aren't maxed out by now.

The 10-year plan was to ask Mama Burnell again for money in 10 years.

Or "Mom and dad will surely be dead by then, right? Snort Snort"

 

[Lester Jones]

Or "Mom and dad will surely be dead by then, right? Snort Snort"

The smart move for Phil is to bide his time until both his parents die, so he can take their house and sell that dumb house he bought in Seattle.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

According to Phil, Fightcade is the realm of "try hards". In other words, Phil will pussy out yet again and not take his losses like a big boy. And once again, he ignores the wishes of his "fans". Great content creator you are, Phil. I can't wait for when you message a current FGC player for clout, and they mention this.

Well shit, I guess those unpopular nudnick fighting game YouTubers like Maximillian Dood, Tasty Steve, JMCrofts (who Phil tried to tweet respond to for clout just yesterday), Yipes, Bafael, Justin Wong, SMUG, and Kizzie Kay are all "try hards". Fuck them for wanting to emulate the arcade experience from the comforts of their homes while streaming for hundreds on their respective channels in the midst of a pandemic.

Why can't those losers just play scrubs on the console version in order to jerk off their own egos and hide behind their lack of skill while dodging Gojitenks in Third Strike faster than Ethan Ralph dodges child support? WOW DOOD! Phil sure is the epitome of a true gamer, guys!

 

[Balr0g]

The smart move for Phil is to bide his time until both his parents die, so he can take their house and sell that dumb house he bought in Seattle.

Well there is just one small catch: he has his cousin / adopted sister with whom he might have to share the inheritance. And maybe he do3esn't even get a thing as he isn't exactly the caring son

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

My old uncle-in-law (if that is a thing?) was a bankruptcy lawyer. Basically, a glorified ambulance chaser. You can get credit cards within weeks of your bankruptcy clearing. Capital One will give you one a secured credit card, where you put the entire amount of the card down in escrow for a year and use the card as normal. If you pay your bills, you get that money back in a year. Others will give you low-balance, high interest usury cards right out the gate. There is no way Phil doesn't have a few of these and that they aren't maxed out by now.


Or "Mom and dad will surely be dead by then, right? Snort Snort"

As you said a "Secured" credit card is one where you give them the entire amount up front, Phil would never do this. I don't know what the alternative way to get a credit card after bankruptcy is, but I'm sure it's way stupider and more predatory, and Phil will find it.

 

[Mr. Brown]

What's the betting average on DSP making the shooting about himself?

100%.

"I don't think the chat understands, this shooting happened just 11 miles from my house. This never happens here, it's absolutely crazy. Inflation has drive crime CRAZY HIGH and this is why I'm so careful about my personal information. Trolls have already said they plan to shoot me..."

 

[PieceofShet]

Whats up with the banana?

 

[blahblahblah678]

Phil needs banana, tasty banana.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Either her titties shrunk, or she had some help from bras

I love posting the contrast in lifestyles. It really highlights how phil is just a manchild.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Others will give you low-balance, high interest usury cards right out the gate. There is no way Phil doesn't have a few of these and that they aren't maxed out by now.

At the time of the bank leaks he verifiably didn't. It seems like Phil really thinks it's impossible for him to get credit, and that's the only thing holding him back.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I love posting the contrast in lifestyles.

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Phil looks like a loser everyday but that sonic shirt has to be as autistic looking as the sonic hat for me. It's quite fitting someone like Phil wears it as he's playing a children's game wearing a children's hat and insisting he isn't a children entertainer.

 

[Ortsnay]

DSP will not play Multiversus against people today, he will play against bots or VS bots because he's a big, fat, stinky pussy.

If he does play PVP, I'm gonna find him and beat his ass so bad he'll wish he was playing against Gojitenks.

Edit: Philbert didn't play the Alpha so in order for him to get into the open beta before the 26th he has to either:

A) Watch someone stream it for an hour
B) Buy a founder pack
C) Some dent watches Twitch and mails him the code

He's totally going to buy the most expensive founder pack.

Either her titties shrunk, or she had some help from bras

I wonder how many times Philbert has cried over loosing the best thing he'll ever get because of his actions.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The smart move for Phil is to bide his time until both his parents die, so he can take their house and sell that dumb house he bought in Seattle.

The smart move that doesn't require biding any time is to quit frivolous spending. Again, he makes well more than enough to live comfortably.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

The best part of TIHYDP Zelda 2 is Phil shouting
"I can't stop being a fairy, I CAN'T STOP BEING A FAIRY!"

We know, dude. We know.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]