The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Big Fat Retard]

It seems Baked might be full of shit. That’s ok though because while Ralph also may be full of shit, he hasn’t reacted to any specific locations we’ve discussed until we dialed into West Virginia and Siscos comment.

Ralph only hollers when he is negatively affected. To me that while intentional games are afoot, the Sisco fuckup was real.

I feel confident in West Virginia now, Memphis being the secondary.

I wouldn't rule out West Maryland as it's just as rural as West Virginia and if you were to talk about shitty Maryland internet you would need to specify the region as Baltimore area isn't going to have shitty internet like the rural west.

Plus the way Sisco said West Virginia after stumbling really sounds like an attempt to salvage his fuckup with a lie.

 

[Jump]

Yeah 100% agree, take each clue with a large grain of salt as it may be misinformation. But at the end of the day if they are actually engaging in misinformation then it makes them all the more pathetic.
It's a matter of time till they slip up and give away more clues. Basically it's not a matter of "If" it's "When" this fat fucken gunt gives himself away.

I mean c'mon he's an alcoholic meth head so it's not like he's playing with a full deck of cards.... My prediction is he will dox himself in the most idiotic way possible.

And even if he never slips up he is still on the run and hiding from internet speds who find humor in leaving canned corn and expensive baby supplies on his front steps. Imagine being chased out of your home and living in and out of flea infested motels because you afraid of that.

Ralph, Jim Medicade didn't run and hide like a bitch. He thanked the speds and it stopped being interesting.

Jim still lives in his house.
Your on the run hiding.
TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY

 

[Christorian X]

So here's a question I haven't seen anyone ask yet. If Ralph is going back to his Richmond place "for a few weeks" then it stands to reason he still has the lease on that house into August. If that's the case, what exactly was so pressing for him to spend two weeks hiding out somewhere else and for May to be in NY all that time? Something is not adding up here. Why would both abandon a house for almost a month and go in totally opposite directions if the house and all their stuff was still there. There is something else going on, even outside of the Reckless Driving or even the Child Support.

 

[Moral plague]

So here's a question I haven't seen anyone ask yet. If Ralph is going back to his Richmond place "for a few weeks" then it stands to reason he still has the lease on that house into August. If that's the case, what exactly was so pressing for him to spend two weeks hiding out somewhere else and for May to be in NY all that time? Something is not adding up here. Why would both abandon a house for almost a month and go in totally opposite directions if the house and all their stuff was still there. There is something else going on, even outside of the Reckless Driving or even the Child Support.

Maybe he got caught grooming another 17 year old, and wanted to let the heat die down?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph buddy, I don’t care where you live. I just want to see how filthy and sad the place is, knowing it’s a step down from your Southside RSO neighborhood.

 

[stalkerchild]

So here's a question I haven't seen anyone ask yet. If Ralph is going back to his Richmond place "for a few weeks" then it stands to reason he still has the lease on that house into August. If that's the case, what exactly was so pressing for him to spend two weeks hiding out somewhere else and for May to be in NY all that time? Something is not adding up here. Why would both abandon a house for almost a month and go in totally opposite directions if the house and all their stuff was still there. There is something else going on, even outside of the Reckless Driving or even the Child Support.

God dammit. He had to fumigate the house, didn't he. Piggy brought home some fleas.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

So here's a question I haven't seen anyone ask yet. If Ralph is going back to his Richmond place "for a few weeks" then it stands to reason he still has the lease on that house into August. If that's the case, what exactly was so pressing for him to spend two weeks hiding out somewhere else and for May to be in NY all that time? Something is not adding up here. Why would both abandon a house for almost a month and go in totally opposite directions if the house and all their stuff was still there. There is something else going on, even outside of the Reckless Driving or even the Child Support.

If I had to guess, he was hiding from someone wanting to serve him would be my best guess.

He's done this before with Vickers.

 

[Christorian X]

If I had to guess, he was hiding from someone wanting to serve him would be my best guess.

He's done this before with Vickers.

Its a decent thought, but he's still talking with his lawyers. Legally Vickers can just serve Ralph's lawyers and it works as a proxy, he doesn't need to have Ralph's location to do it. My instinctual / gut response is that he's hiding from someone he owed money to. Maybe a bookie or drug dealer. I have no basis to support this, just a weird feeling. Like he wanted May and the baby away from the house and him because he was the one in trouble.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Its a decent thought, but he's still talking with his lawyers. Legally Vickers can just serve Ralph's lawyers and it works as a proxy, he doesn't need to have Ralph's location to do it. My instinctual / gut response is that he's hiding from someone he owed money to. Maybe a bookie or drug dealer. I have no basis to support this, just a weird feeling. Like he wanted May and the baby away from the house and him because he was the one in trouble.

So you think Ralph inconvenienced himself in order to protect his girlfriend and child? Do you even know him at all?

 

[Christorian X]

So you think Ralph inconvenienced himself in order to protect his girlfriend and child? Do you even know him at all?

Good point. Let me rephrase. Ralph tells May that his bookie/dealer/pimp is out to fuck him up because his tab is too high. She freaks out on him and rolls to NY. Ralph goes to Baked's and Google's "how to convince her I've changed" and then goes on the run without her and the baby to slow him down while he streams and tries to make money to pay them back.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

My instinctual / gut response is that he's hiding from someone he owed money to. Maybe a bookie or drug dealer. I have no basis to support this... ...Ralph tells May that his bookie/dealer/pimp is out to fuck him up because his tab is too high. She freaks out on him and rolls to NY. Ralph goes to Baked's and Google's "how to convince her I've changed" and then goes on the run

I still can't figure out why Ralph calls this place the fan fiction farms. Totally off base and inaccurate.

 

[Destiny Enjoyer]

Ralph, Jim Medicade didn't run and hide like a bitch. He thanked the speds and it stopped being interesting.

well jim has no reason to hide and he still has a lot of goodwill in this sektur , meanwhile ralph has a literal timer for the hunt on his new locale.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Its a decent thought, but he's still talking with his lawyers. Legally Vickers can just serve Ralph's lawyers and it works as a proxy, he doesn't need to have Ralph's location to do it. My instinctual / gut response is that he's hiding from someone he owed money to. Maybe a bookie or drug dealer. I have no basis to support this, just a weird feeling. Like he wanted May and the baby away from the house and him because he was the one in trouble.

It's very easy to forget that cow's do engage in non-Internet related activities, even ones that are as turbo-online as the hog. I can very easily see Ralph hollering at one of his dealers over a money dispute, or pissing off the wrong person with his arsehole driving. Getting on the nerves of an unstable or dangerous man is easily done when you live in a ghetto and have the survival instincts of Ethan fucking Ralph.

Still wouldn't be my main theory for him running but I wouldn't discount it either.

 

[Got Milk!]

A question about the timer... Does it count if Baked or one of the other retards surrounding Ralph doxes him before Ralph can do it himself?

 

[Christorian X]

I could be 100% wrong. I suppose it still feels like there's some missing impetus as to why all these things are occurring the way that they are. I feel like I'm trying to think through what the shape of the piece of the puzzle is that would give us a proper picture.
If we step back and really look at the last 6 months,

1. Ralph has been to Vegas and has a heart attack
2. Been in a car crash
3. Been to Portugal twice and literally beaten in the streets both times
4. Had eye surgery
5. Has had a complete emotional breakdown on air with someone he considers a father figure
6. Has been convicted of revenge porn
7. Has been accused of rape
8. Has legally and socially pressured into court battles for his son
9. Lost the closest person he considered a friend (Gator)
10. Experienced a massive uptick in internet hate and ridicule
11. Publicly embarrassed in front of The Blaze
12. Had a disaster of an event
13. Most likely is being blamed behind the scenes of massively derailing and damaging Nick's America First when the whole of the internet decided to make them all the subject of laughter because of Ralph
14. Losing all his YouTube restream sites
15. Blowing up his spot on Odysee
16. Andy Dick threaten to murder him
17. Catch a new Reckless Driving charge
18. Swatted once
19. Multiple welfare checks
20. Arrested due to a bomb threat on the steps of SCOTUS
21. Had a second child

Add onto this all the little things I've missed, massive drug and alcohol addictions, sleep apnea, gambling addictions which we haven't seen any fallout from but we know must exist. Any average person would be fucked up over 25% of that in six months. There is certainly a large amount of psychological damage at this point. This is all on top of whatever normal everyday life stuff. @Sir Baz the Intolerant your comment about forgetting non-internet activity made me think that the impact of all this must certainly impact the non-internet heavily and there are a lot of consequences and fallout impacting this move that we aren't seeing.

 

[Spaghetti Policy]

Ralph likes to huff and eat shit.

Therefore, I believe he would be hiding next to a landfill/dump or sewage run off. He claims he has been “driving back to Richmond” but I think his hooves were damaged from his Portugal beat downs. He is probably rolling around in the landfill. Squealing and hollering.

 

[HarrySachz]

I could be 100% wrong. I suppose it still feels like there's some missing impetus as to why all these things are occurring the way that they are. I feel like I'm trying to think through what the shape of the piece of the puzzle is that would give us a proper picture.
If we step back and really look at the last 6 months,

1. Ralph has been to Vegas and has a heart attack
2. Been in a car crash
3. Been to Portugal twice and literally beaten in the streets both times
4. Had eye surgery
5. Has had a complete emotional breakdown on air with someone he considers a father figure
6. Has been convicted of revenge porn
7. Has been accused of rape
8. Has legally and socially pressured into court battles for his son
9. Lost the closest person he considered a friend (Gator)
10. Experienced a massive uptick in internet hate and ridicule
11. Publicly embarrassed in front of The Blaze
12. Had a disaster of an event
13. Most likely is being blamed behind the scenes of massively derailing and damaging Nick's America First when the whole of the internet decided to make them all the subject of laughter because of Ralph
14. Losing all his YouTube restream sites
15. Blowing up his spot on Odysee
16. Andy Dick threaten to murder him
17. Catch a new Reckless Driving charge
18. Swatted once
19. Multiple welfare checks
20. Arrested due to a bomb threat on the steps of SCOTUS
21. Had a second child

Add onto this all the little things I've missed, massive drug and alcohol addictions, sleep apnea, gambling addictions which we haven't seen any fallout from but we know must exist. Any average person would be fucked up over 25% of that in six months. There is certainly a large amount of psychological damage at this point. This is all on top of whatever normal everyday life stuff. @Sir Baz the Intolerant your comment about forgetting non-internet activity made me think that the impact of all this must certainly impact the non-internet heavily and there are a lot of consequences and fallout impacting this move that we aren't seeing.

Ralph had a really fucking interesting life at least, i would not change life's with him tho.
So far everything is speculation i doubt that he would hide and run only because some corn cobs and pork chops, only person that can answer any question is May, but i even doubt that she knows what's really happening, Ralph seems to be the type of guy that comes home one night coked out his mind saying they gonna move. Anyone tried to reach to her?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Anyone tried to reach to her?

Rule no. 1: Don’t touch the püü

 

[Titanium Vagina]

So here's a question I haven't seen anyone ask yet. If Ralph is going back to his Richmond place "for a few weeks" then it stands to reason he still has the lease on that house into August. If that's the case, what exactly was so pressing for him to spend two weeks hiding out somewhere else and for May to be in NY all that time? Something is not adding up here. Why would both abandon a house for almost a month and go in totally opposite directions if the house and all their stuff was still there. There is something else going on, even outside of the Reckless Driving or even the Child Support.

Wonder if the house needs maintenance and the owner wants to get it squared away without having vacant time. That's not unheard of. My first place after college we discovered the start of mold in a closet in the last two months. I got the last 3 months free but I also agreed to get out while they did decent remediation. Just throwing that out there. Gunt is reckless and ridiculous, but that doesn't mean this is. (But its probably something disastrous lol)

 

[Christorian X]

Wonder if the house needs maintenance and the owner wants to get it squared away without having vacant time. That's not unheard of. My first place after college we discovered the start of mold in a closet in the last two months. I got the last 3 months free but I also agreed to get out while they did decent remediation. Just throwing that out there. Gunt is reckless and ridiculous, but that doesn't mean this is. (But its probably something disastrous lol)

I think this is an interesting theory except the whole May being gone for weeks and Ralph being hidden in some crack bunker. Wouldn't they go stay in NY together or rent something together?