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[Shaka Brah]

So maybe I'm retarded, but since when did nonce become synonymous with pedophile?

It's British slang.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

It's British slang.

Right, but I thought it meant silly or idiot.
Seriously, am I wrong? Does it mean pedophile?

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Right, but I thought it meant silly or idiot.
Seriously, am I wrong? Does it mean pedophile?

In British slang it has always meant pedophile, but I get what you mean. In the civilized non-British world it always used to be more of an innocuous term and didn't see too much use as a synonym for pedo until very recently (e.g. the last two years, I feel like).

But yeah, for the longest time the term has been innocuous for non-Brits. In fact, nonce is a defined term in computer science and the cryptography sphere, which has led to some recent hilarity over (retrospectively) poor choices in business names:

 

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[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Right, but I thought it meant silly or idiot.
Seriously, am I wrong? Does it mean pedophile?

Alright, it's tricky because while the word absolutely does mean paedophile, it's also used very loosely in friend circles for super innocent things like taking the last bar of chocolate or something like that. It's actually a fun word because it doesn't 'feel' like the word is nasty enough to work with its definition, so can be used seemingly innocently until its not.

 

[Punished Magician]

Right, but I thought it meant silly or idiot.
Seriously, am I wrong? Does it mean pedophile?

You're probably thinking of dunce

 

[The Silent Perjority]

In British slang it has always meant pedophile, but I get what you mean. In the civilized non-British world it always used to be more of an innocuous term and didn't see too much use as a synonym for pedo until very recently (e.g. the last two years, I feel like).

Must depend on where you're from. I'm East London originally and nonce has meant pedo for years, 30 at least, and before that it was a general term for any sex pest, going back to at least the 50's.

Edit/ Sorry Knight, I see you said the same. Didn't read properly.

There's a clip from Pheonix Nights that's 21 years old:

https://youtu.be/vuY_bs69dX0

Ponce has always meant pimp or effeminate man (as in "look at that poncey cunt") but that could also be used for a scrounger, as in "Stop poncing off me, use your own fucking money".

Whenever these 'origins of' things come up there are always many different takes.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

As a tall woman appreciator, this is very upsetting

Unless you are way short, this is not normal, you know

It's rough for tall women these days, specifically because of trannies.

Went on a date with an objectively stunning woman, but because she was the same height as me (6'2") she was increasingly getting comments suggesting that she was actually trans. It seemed like it was really upsetting her and causing a ton of stress that she wouldn't let herself fully articulate

Holy fuck, this sounds gross
All these men believing tranny could be a pretty woman.

Also, this is some tumblr-tier crap, like this:

Headcanoning real life, argh...

 

[LargeChoonger]

Adult redditor bitches about not being able to eat tendies at proper restraunts. Top comments are all "picky eaters" like this fine specimen

And to top it off, a bit of redditception in response

 

[DumbDude42]

Adult redditor bitches about not being able to eat tendies at proper restraunts. Top comments are all "picky eaters" like this fine specimen
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And to top it off, a bit of redditception in response

you can usually find the same (or similar) stuff that is in the kids meals somewhere on the regular menu as well, no? like, a place that serves fries and tendies to the kids will usually also offer fries and schnitzel as a regular dish.

 

[LargeChoonger]

you can usually find the same (or similar) stuff that is in the kids meals somewhere on the regular menu as well, no? like, a place that serves fries and tendies to the kids will usually also offer fries and schnitzel as a regular dish.

You underestimate the average manbaby. Nothing except for a handful of very specific things prepared in a specific way is good enough. Nicely seasoned chicken fried in handmade batter and cut like an adult is going to eat it? Hell no. Boneless strips of slop? That's the shit

 

[Wallace]

Predditor troons out and bolts on a pair of 36DDs to satisfy his mommy fetish.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Predditor troons out and bolts on a pair of 36DDs to satisfy his mommy fetish.

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All the gaussian blur in the world cant hide your 5 o'clock shadow you troon.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

All the gaussian blur in the world cant hide your 5 o'clock shadow you troon.

lol, I could spot that 'stache dead on from a good 4 feet away. Do people actually get fooled by these goofy effects?

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

So, someone put an “AOC Facts” bot in r/TheRightCantMeme which posts shitty and stupid things AOC has done. When they try to unsubscribe from it by typing “bad bot,” the thing just calls them pedophiles. It’s glorious.

Check the comments here: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/w5e12o/this_guy_is_really/

Tangentially related, the first comment on this post features my favorite reddit-ism: People who use technical words to try to sound smart but completely misuse them.

"also this guy sucks at composition because that person they drew looks absolutely nothing like her."
-pistonenvy
3.6k updoots

That's not what the word composition means. 3.6k idiots agreed with that stupidity enough to upvote it.

 

[Throwing Romans]

They really do have a reddit for everything...

/r/CommunalShowers is a subreddit for communal shower enthusiasts. Features include a map of communal showers (many of which include pictures)



including totally-not-homoerotic posts like this:

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Redditor has a piss AND Coom jar

https://old.reddit.com/r/NeckbeardNests/comments/uqafjb/this_piss_jug_has_been_in_my_closet_for_over_a

Spoiler: Gross

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He has posted again, just now actually. and he apparently CUMMED ON 5 MONTH EXPIRED LIQUIFIED hard boiled eggs in a container. WITH FUCKING PICTURES.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/w6ejbo/found_these_hard_boiled_eggs_in_my_fridge_that/

This motherfucker, went out of his way to cum on expired eggs that he found in a container and still things he is a cult leader.

 

[AnOminous]

Must depend on where you're from. I'm East London originally and nonce has meant pedo for years, 30 at least, and before that it was a general term for any sex pest, going back to at least the 50's.

It was originally a word for the present, or the moment, or for a particular purpose, for hundreds of years.

The new meaning is from convict slang. There are some backronyms for it, like Not On Normal Criminal Exercise, supposedly because they didn't get to exercise with normal prisoners and this was on their uniform, but that kind of etymology is almost always bullshit and it is not believed to be actually the case.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Adult redditor bitches about not being able to eat tendies at proper restraunts. Top comments are all "picky eaters" like this fine specimen
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And to top it off, a bit of redditception in response

A personal lolcow of mine is such a specimen. Honestly he has enough of a public profile he'd be thread-worthy for the farms but I'll let someone else deal with that. He ruined a serious meeting by sending out a list of his acceptable foods as part of the preparation planning, and specifying "nothing ethnic, not even bagels."

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Predditor troons out and bolts on a pair of 36DDs to satisfy his mommy fetish.

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For the sake of my own sanity, I'm going to write this story off as some edgelord's attempt at being shocking and offensive. I refuse to believe this story is true. I don't think I can take admitting to myself that someone this disgusting and vile actually exists, and that the felt the need to voluntarily share it to the wider Internet.