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The only cows I'd be genuinely afraid of are all from the internet famous board; I don't think I'd survive an encounter with san hyde or lowtiergod
Are there any lolcows who could kick your ass?
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I'd probably lose a fight with several IP2 streamers because I don't have crackhead powers to match.
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The Kung-fu master himself, Chris Chan. Have you seen this paragon’s moves? Like poetry!
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The only one who I could see potentially beating up the average KF user is Hasan due to his size, and him having like, the bare minimum training in boxing? And I mean the absolute bare minimum. Oh and Jared; no one fucks with the Omega's Power Ranger-Fu.
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I would say War Machine but 4chan managed to kick his ass over the Internet.
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Kengle's penis would cockvore anyone who confronts him, once he decides to do so there is no escape.
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No, I'm a virtuous meth user.
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Hasan can't fight, the average farmer could legit take him, except the ones that are badly out-of-shape. The only thing he has over people is height, and maybe his rainbow-colored nails if he gets within scratching distance
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Troons that are gigantic would be especially dangerous, considering how they're constantly on-edge insane people always looking for a fight, and could easily throw themselves into fight-or-flight mode. That shit would be terrifying.
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Really depends on what he decides to do. If he applies the smallest amount of boxing training he has had, I'd bet Hasan can take the average KF user. If he doesn't, and spergs out (because he doesn't seem like the type to get into a fistfight), yeah, I'd agree that the average KF user can beat his ass. This tall faggot throwing straight punches at you is going to hurt quite a bit, no matter if he has the powers of his painted nails, or not.
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sounds gay, did you create this thread with only one hand?
PipTheAlchemist
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Surprising, when you consider Hasan is a leftoid
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If it's a fight to the death, I don't think any of them could beat me. But I don't want to find out.
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Jason Genova and that guy who kept saying "non-negotiable" could beat the shit out of me. I guess some of the very fat ones would also be tricky to beat up.
Disagree. The IP2 streamers get beat up on the regular and never seem to be able to throw a punch themselves IIRC.
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which one is that chick who picked the nerves and shit out of her legs?
i feel like just being in the room with her would make me vomit, so it is an easy win for her (provided she can wheel her way over to me while i puke all over the place)
ETA: it occurs to me that she might be dead, in which case i can probably take her, even with the vomit problems
i feel like just being in the room with her would make me vomit, so it is an easy win for her (provided she can wheel her way over to me while i puke all over the place)
ETA: it occurs to me that she might be dead, in which case i can probably take her, even with the vomit problems
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@LagoonaBlue She legit knows karate. She's a big tittied pony panty warrior.
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If you were slapboxing you could easily beat Genova. And I think you mean Jason Blaha here, the guy's a manlet (bigger in person though trust me) and soft as fuck.
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You sure? I'm not particularly strong (I'm on KF if that's good enough evidence) and those two guys hit the gym quite often from my understanding. Didn't know Blaha was a manlet. Also I wouldn't beat up Genova out of principle, kind of like the guy. He could have some impressive tard rage maybe?
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