DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JefOliveira90]

 

[SomeBoyo]

"Guys, I put up a screenshot of the WWE app on my phone and BLANTANTLY placed it so everyone could see and these dumbfuck idiots fell for it! I can't believe how stupid they are ackackack"

 

[you_get_snu snu]

I'd like to give a shout out to Jasper kitty for stealing the chair and allowing this reveal to be officially confirmed

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I feel like him having Champions open DURING his stream is some lunatic detractor fantasy shit. Yet here we are.

 

[Brother Wind]

You know what. We should come up with every excuse we can. So he knows he can't use them.

We've been doing a great job, but let me add one:
This was the first night I was playing, I needed to learn more shit to debunk against the trolls.

 

[Piece of Peace]

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Hope it was worth the car Jaxx, you fucking cuck bitch. Time to pour out the Blue Label I guess

 

[A Money Creature]

Conspiracy theorists are looking at like 30 pixels of some random thing that was opened on my phone and calling it WWE Champions. Look at the lengths these morons go to. There's nothing there, dumbfucks!

 

[metis]

He downloaded something online and it had a virus that made him play WWE Champions ok? He wasn't doing it because he wanted to. It wasn't his fault.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Whatever his deflection is, it will involve a retelling of the escort saga in exhausting detail as "proof" that the Kiwifarts are all liars who don't know anything.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

PlanetJeff’s interest rate just went up like 60% probably

 

[Iron Father]

wonder how he'll eventually spin this.

Imagine if he owned up to it and goes into a 'sympathy for the gambling addict' arc...

He won't, but holy shit would it be flagrant, and his whalechairs might even go for it.

 

[Destiny Enjoyer]

this confirms it!

 

[KD6-3.7]

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he went so far as to say that he purposely put it on WWE Champions to trick the trolls and make them think they caught him red handed.

OR

He’s going to say something like, “I never said I NEVER played WWE Champions. I play it every once in a while, but the detractors are trying to make you believe that ((t-pose and looks up and uses mocking voice)) I spent thousands and thousands of dollars on it! Yeah right!” ((fake smug laugh))

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Imagine if he owned up to it and goes into a 'sympathy for the gambling addict' arc...

He won't, but holy shit would it be flagrant, and his whalechairs might even go for it.

I think that's his last resort

 

[King Nutsack]

I think this is the most exciting thing that's happened in the goutsphere since the pic of him and Khet in the car. Finally the smoking gun proving that once he's done pretending to care about games on his stream, it's immediately WWE Champions time. Jasper is a hero

 

[Yujiro Hanma]

"Guys, I put up a screenshot of the WWE app on my phone and BLANTANTLY placed it so everyone could see and these dumbfuck idiots fell for it! I can't believe how stupid they are ackackack"

he apparently went out of his way not just install the game, but to join a faction to make the lie more convincing. thats probably not the easiest screen to get too for someone who doesn't know the game.

 

[Meth_Bear]

Hope it was worth the car Jaxx, you fucking cuck bitch. Time to pour out the Blue Label I guess

Phil will need to have his eyeballs displaced with thumbs before he would admit to his addiction. But he would recant the moment it stops. Lying is more important than food. Lying is more important than drinking water.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm changing my choice, if there's one thing Piggy is the king of that's fooling the dentheads with semantics "I never said that I didn't play it".

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I'm changing my choice, if there's one thing Piggy is the king of that's fooling the dentheads with semantics "I never said that I didn't play it".

He already admitted that he played the game in the past.

My bet is on him ignoring every mention of this with a quick "I dont care about this meme/drama bullshit" and that will be everything we are going to get.
I mean, we already knew he is spending all his money on Champions. All this image does is getting the possibility of DSP being Rafters up from 99,99% to a 100.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Brief breakdown. Time for a session on the couch.


What Phil wants you to believe about WWE Champions (It's Not Me Edition):

(1) It wasn't my Discord
(2) That my Discord (which I admit to) and the Discord I disavow had the exact same profile pics at the exact same time is coincidence, or Iranian superhacking, or photoshop, or all three.
(3) The language analysis between "not my Discord" and "my Twitter" that revealed the chance of it "not being me" being 1 in 8.3 billion is wrong.
(4) I never downloaded Line even though Line has a 2FA process wherein you can't associate a username to a phone number until you enter a 6-digit confirmation code
(5) "TheyCallMeDSP" is just a coincidence you guys. In the words of Black Dynamite: "Hush up little girls, lotta cats have that name."
(6) My reaction to reading a tip regarding "Newest Day" and "Down from the rafters" is totally normal and not at all telling

We've already covered all this in the past so here's why it's relevant now.


What Phil wants you to believe about WWE Champions (It's The Guy Edition):

(1) I downloaded the game again on a whim
(2) I joined a faction for a game I have no intention of playing
(3) I went through the unskippable 30+ minutes of tutorials just to troll people by leaving a non-instantly-recognizable screen
(4) I did this weeks, perhaps even months ago, because step (3) couldn't have possibly happened in the brief time between the end of my stream and the start of the Daily Wrap
(5) I had to wait for a reason to have my webcam tilt down for this troll. I couldn't have done it weeks/months ago by placing Jasper in the chair. He had to be there naturally for some reason.
(6) I did all this just to troll even though I know it'll bring me hours and hours of increased scrutiny and may potentially lose me financial support. Why? Fuck you, that's why.
(7) I had the chat window open to speak to someone playing a game I have no intention of playing, forming unnecessary bonds with people I've called "losers" for playing a gacha money sink.


Ladies and Gentlemen, Dents and Derichs. I ask you this. Which one makes more sense? @JimJimJim what's your take?