Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I bet Lucas is twitching at his desk trying to follow his therapist's advice to not engage:

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Lance getting his ass beat in the replies:
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Sue with the savage take. Go suck girl cock Lance! I also like how, once again, Twitch and Twitter commies are proving that they all just really fucking hate women.
 
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wow it's an ugly chaser, now this shocks me!


Edit: Could it be the guy @Blood Unit based his first Lucas song off of?
Here it is in case any of you remember:

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Voice is similar enough and it's a shitty phone recording too. Plus the account that posted this song was suspended, so the one at the top of this post could be an alt 🤔
This seems to be the same guy. His original name on Twitter was @CordBardSupreme, and Kibby's bio says this:
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Why is he begging so much, does he have a gacha problem?
It would be hilariously beautiful if it turns out Lucas is the troon version of DSP. He spends thousands of dollars a month on a mobile game because he cannot orgasm and WWE Legends is the only thing besides eating, drugs, and internet drama that pushes his dopamine button.
 
It would be hilariously beautiful if it turns out Lucas is the troon version of DSP. He spends thousands of dollars a month on a mobile game because he cannot orgasm and WWE Legends is the only thing besides eating, drugs, and internet drama that pushes his dopamine button.
I imagine Lucas is one of the people who play as little girls in F2P MMORPGs such as Tera (rest in piss) or BDO then spend a fortune on microtransactions due to lack of self-control and coomer brain rot. I was always wondering what sort of creep would do that, but Lucas seems like a good guess. He also used to play TF2, no doubt he gambled a lot with crate opening system already.

Genshin Impact is super predatory like that WWE game and is super popular within tranny/faggot circles. Do we know if he plays this? I've only seen him play Zelda and he was so trash, the only way he would win is with a credit card.
 
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Edit: Could it be the guy @Blood Unit based his first Lucas song off of?
Here it is in case any of you remember:

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Voice is similar enough and it's a shitty phone recording too. Plus the account that posted this song was suspended, so the one at the top of this post could be an alt 🤔
As if there wasn't anything worse than a sensitive softboi male feminist type that tricks women into sleeping with him by being a Nice Guy™️, it's one who does it for "women" with inverted penises. This guy is 100% a chaser for sure and much like normal male feminists he needs to have an eye kept on him before he inevitably rapes someone.
 
Genshin Impact is super predatory like that WWE game and is super popular within tranny/faggot circles. Do we know if he plays this? I've only seen him play Zelda and he was so trash, the only way he would win is with a credit card.
If he is bad at Zelda, he will be worse at the Chinese version. Where you have to do math and grind. Lucas can not put a coherent thought together, I do not see him playing.
Even people I know who flaunt how good they are are not playing the full game and just world jump for asspats and hopped on #genshindobetter trend. When other people joined for the hype, the grind and puzzles stopped them. This retard would sit there with droll on the keyboard at the first quest and quit.
 
Someone edit out all of the keffals dead-stare dead air and re-upload the 15 minutes so we can all have time to watch it.
It's more annoying when he's actually shitting out of his mouth. A supercut of him sitting there staring like a stunned sheep would probably be more interesting.
 
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If you are going to post a tweet from Lucas that is not deleted yet, please archive it. It takes only a few seconds. Here’s an archive.
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How are you going to fight back Lucas? Gonna ratio the Farms?
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Far from a computer expert here, but why are we replacing the function key with a key for some vidya? I didn’t think PC games even used function in any default layouts.
"fight for survival"
"fighting back against it"
"still fighting for us gives me hope and confidence"

Despite all this "fighting" Keffals refuses to defeat the final boss of transphobes. But why? (He also refuses to defeat me in debate.)

Obligatory reminder that the Keffals Praxis is that him being a retard and reading random shit from the news to other retards on Twitch will bring about the international communist revolution.

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Is their belief that some other country will charge Null, an American citizen, with unnamed crimes that are not illegal in the United States for things done in the United States and ask for a third country to extradite him to them for this trial?

This is the Vanguard of the Revolution. Tremble in fear, Kiwi Farmers.
 
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So I saw Lucas' critique of my Peter Lorre Artwork in the video @Sprate Header made. Lucas had two main critiques of it. First, he said I hyper exaggerated his worst features such as his weight. To that I would say, "no shit Lucas," but quite frankly, I don't think I exaggerated the weight. If anything, I was spot on. His other critique was that it was unrealistic for him to have a six shooter because he can't acquire one in Canada. Ignoring the fact that it was clearly a reference to the Peter Lorre Fish from the 1942 Looney Tunes adaptation of Dr. Seuss' Horton Hatches the Egg, I decided to address this with my latest artwork based on the fan art that was retweeted by Lucas and made by that Strawberry fellow. You can't get a gun Lucas, but last time I checked, you can get a rope. So in addition to improving Strawberry's art to be more true to life, now you can't say it's unrealistic.

Since I know you lurk here Lucas, enjoy the artwork and feel free to critique it again.
Nice artwork, though my only critique is that Keffals looks too ""attractive"" in it.
 
I did some autistic googling for therapy in london ontario. The only one I'm seeing that's $240 is couples counselling. Every individual therapist I'm finding is between $200 and $225 (sometimes under $200).

Because we know Keffals never goes outside, it's likely he would want a remote psychologist. The Ontario Psychological Association lists 3 options. 2 have websites, one does not. One is a cis white male that charges $200 per one hour session, the other is a "LGBTQ2S+ Issues" therapist that charges between $150 and $200.

I am seeing the $240 value parroted a lot in copy paste "private therapy is expensive in canada" news articles though.

anyway give me puzzle pieces I'm just still hitting x to doubt he's actually doing therapy and I'm even more sure it's a larp. Either that or he is even more retarded than I thought and actually managed to find the one therapist in ontario that's charging him what might be the maximum amount.

edit: if he's actually in toronto and not london I'll take another look but for whatever reason I thought I remembered dox of him being near a taco bell in london, OT.

edit 2: There are some pricier options in Toronto that go up to $260, but there are still a lot of $150 to $200 remote zoom therapy options. Of course, even if he were to go with therapy, I'm pretty sure he'd go with the cheap online therapy options rather than actual licensed therapists.
 
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I am seeing the $240 value parroted a lot in copy paste "therapy is expensive in canada" news articles though.
That and the fact that Lucas Roberts is incapable of owning up to his massive flaws is reason enough to doubt his claims. Instead of making any real effort to improve his outlook on life he'll just sucker some well meaning idiot onto his stream so he can just yell at them, kick them before they can respond, and look to chat to get his dopamine fix.
 
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