Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[MarineN*423543]

This retard doesn't realise that streaming on youtube instead of contacting twitch for help is gonna get him permabanned

late but...dont expect a cow and a troon to be smart

 

[CptnSnshn]

I personally banned Kefflucas from Twitch, called them a nigger, doxed them and went back in time to give them a penis as birth?

Am I doing enough my fellow Kiwibro's I feel as if I'm not ruining their life enough only me no-one else

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

I have never had a cow make such a fuss over one of my drawings, and I've made many cow-related doodles over the last five years. I suppose I'm flattered, but kinda makes me feel bad for his actual fans. Like the shit they draw for him comes from a place of love and effort, yet they net comparatively little of his attention. For the record, I draw this stuff to make people here laugh, not necessarily to elicit reactions off-site.

Sorry, I'll try not to derail about this any longer, lmao.

so people will ALWAYS draw attention to negative attention more. i tested this theory by going onto E-girls streams and saying "you pass so well for a transwoman" and like 8 outta 10 fuckin fixated on my comment and ignored the simps and shit

Please let this ban stick. Without an outlet to share his faggotry and lure minors to groom, Lucas will unravel faster than he already is.

Fucking moron to use that thumbnail and say the shit he did on stream. DILATE FAGGOT

did Keffals get the stink ditch surgery? the open wound?? or is he Blaire Whitening it

 

[Captain gay Gay McCool]

Oh fun another Canadian, it's time to take a break from Alex.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

so people will ALWAYS draw attention to negative attention more. i tested this theory by going onto E-girls streams and saying "you pass so well for a transwoman" and like 8 outta 10 fuckin fixated on my comment and ignored the simps and shit





did Keffals get the stink ditch surgery? the open wound?? or is he Blaire Whitening it

He got the surgery

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

He got the surgery

that shit is so disgusting like even by their rules of gender (you can just declare yourself a chick and you are one) why bother mutilating yourself ya know?

 

[Haramburger]

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So I saw Lucas' critique of my Peter Lorre Artwork in the video @Sprate Header made. Lucas had two main critiques of it. First, he said I hyper exaggerated his worst features such as his weight. To that I would say, "no shit Lucas," but quite frankly, I don't think I exaggerated the weight. If anything, I was spot on. His other critique was that it was unrealistic for him to have a six shooter because he can't acquire one in Canada. Ignoring the fact that it was clearly a reference to the Peter Lorre Fish from the 1942 Looney Tunes adaptation of Dr. Seuss' Horton Hatches the Egg, I decided to address this with my latest artwork based on the fan art that was retweeted by Lucas and made by that Strawberry fellow. You can't get a gun Lucas, but last time I checked, you can get a rope. So in addition to improving Strawberry's art to be more true to life, now you can't say it's unrealistic.

Since I know you lurk here Lucas, enjoy the artwork and feel free to critique it again.

Front page worthy imo. Especially like the green shader on the inner thighs in contrast to the blue shader on the face. Although I think someone of Lucas' weight wouldn't opt for the rope, they'd probably be fatly overflowing out of a tub with an open bottle of prescription pills and a plugged in toaster(despite modern protections for these nowadays). Keep these comin' maybe they can be minted into trading cards or an NFT with varying amounts of facial hair and fat rolls.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

that shit is so disgusting like even by their rules of gender (you can just declare yourself a chick and you are one) why bother mutilating yourself ya know?

Insanity

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I'd also like to mention that those appear to be GMKs, so definitely not cheap chinese crap. With the icon mods, you're looking at $200 just in the keycaps alone

They make Chinese knockoffs of those, but even if they are knockoffs that's at least $60 on keycaps, and the rest of the keyboard is custom built with a very nice case and full RGB backlighting. That's easily a $200 to $300 build not including keycaps, considering its custom made by an American and not pre-built in a Chinese factory. Depending on the switches the price could be way higher but I think if they were anything fancy it would have been mentioned in the tweets because troons love to flaunt their consoomerism. Same for the keycaps, I think if they were genuine GMKs it would be mentioned.

Edit: the keys are from this site I think, based on the cannon key. As predicted, not GMK, but we're looking at $70 for a full set and none of the sets on the site look like his so it might be a combination of two different sets. It's this set! Exactly $60.

 

[LikeAStone]

Now that Monkey Pox is apparently a thing, likelihood of Lucas catching literal jungle fever and joining the Banana Blitz?

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I like Friggler better.

Everyone’s got a plan until they get doxed

The Farms is far from being MAGA central.

Idk why that unavailable tweet is showing up, probably Twitter being shit.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Now that Monkey Pox is apparently a thing, likelihood of Lucas catching literal jungle fever and joining the Banana Blitz?

Let's not fall for yet another scaremongering by the media.

Anyway with Lucas smoking, (probably) doing drugs again, eating mainly fast food, having a constantly healing open wound, injecting hormones where they don't belong, barely sleeping etc, all of those combined are probably taking a huge toll on his health. No need for any diseases really, he's fucking his health voluntarily.

 

[roflfmao]

lucas ik you're reading this so read it carefully, that 7 hour stream was a snoozefest, lots of dead-air and the way you talk is so fucking boring and unengaging, it's dogshit, and it's not like your streams are gonna get better than that because they were never good to begin with, you have never proved yourself to be a good streamer. the quality of your "content" will go downhill from this point, or in the best scenario the quality will stay the same, which is not good enough. Some people are just not made for this industry, find a hustle better suited for you like porn where you can be your unbearable self and thirsty people with still be watching your manufactured hole getting destroyed, troon porn somehow gets so many clicks even if the subject are ugly as shit just see the number of views on your older porn. I urge you to go back to porn before you get older, and for some reason you get older 10 times faster than a non-castrated man, time is of the essence no one wants to watch an old ugly troon, so the sooner the better.

 

[KingFriko]

In the manifesto stream he said someone he knew from highschool that hadn't supported his transition had joined the thread, referring to @Otm Shank. He didn't make any real comment beyond that to my knowledge.

He didn't deny? Hmm, makes you think...

 

[cat merchant]

that shit is so disgusting like even by their rules of gender (you can just declare yourself a chick and you are one) why bother mutilating yourself ya know?

If they truly believed womanhood has nothing to do with being female, they wouldn’t make female anatomy such a big part of their identities. They would not get “gender euphoria” from the idea of having boobs, a vagina, a womb transplant, period cramps, the ability to lactate, etc… then they’ll turn around and claim that all of this is gender neutral. It’s contradictory.

He didn't deny? Hmm, makes you think...

Pretty hard to deny when a real life picture of him was posted.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Something that pisses me off about Lucas is how he posts something on Twitter, and instantly deletes it. It's like he's unable to think about the consequences of writing certain words under certain contexts.
He's been in front of the computer for years on end and he's still unable to do the bare minimum.

 

[Winter]

wow it's an ugly chaser, now this shocks me!

Spoiler: local archive

Edit: Could it be the guy @Blood Unit based his first Lucas song off of?
Here it is in case any of you remember:

Voice is similar enough and it's a shitty phone recording too. Plus the account that posted this song was suspended, so the one at the top of this post could be an alt

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

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wow it's an ugly chaser, now this shocks me!

Spoiler: local archive

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Be funny if Lucas just got some rando doxed. Absolutely fucking hilarious.

Anyway, here’s the chaser dox.

Spoiler: Have a ounce of opsec, please

Brian J Thering
Age 28 (Apr 1994)
Current Address
433 Friendship Village Dr
Harrington, DE 19952
Associated Names
Brian D Thering
Previous Addresses
345 Walnut St
Dimondale, MI 48821
(Jun 2012 - Jan 2019)
3924 Pine Terrace Blvd #BV1
Kalamazoo, MI 49006
(Dec 2015 - Jan 2016)
PO Box 404
Dimondale, MI 48821
(Sep 2012 - Dec 2015)
Possible Relatives
Jami C Thering, Melissa Michelle Thering, Rick Allen Thering, Tanner J Thering

Spoiler: Dox confirmation

Tanner J Thering
Age 22 (Jul 2000)

WIGGLER NATION RISING

 

[Calzaghe]

So a thought: Nathan Grayson and stupid cunt Taylor Lorenz are fucking. Lorenz writes her retarded article on Keffals and gets backlash when people figure out Lucas is a pedo. Taylor runs to Nathan to white knight for Lucas to make her look better. Then comes that stupid Grayson article.

Cause why the fuck would the Washington post write 2 articles about a Canadian groomer

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Since apparently Kibby Creekwood doesn't understand what revenge porn is, much like the cruise missile's guidance system we can figure out what it is by figuring out what it is not, and we know for a fact it's not revenge porn if the porn was made with the assistance of a studio and uploaded for financial gain by a porn website in compliance with applicable law with agreement from all parties involved.

That's called a poor life choice and nothing else.

Much like Brian J Thering begging for Dickshark's attention and actually getting it is also a poor life choice.