Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

This is the thing that always had me going for a loop with Jim. He looks like the most insulting stereotypical caricature of a troon, like he looks like someone who dresses up like this to make fun of them. But apparently it's cool? These people WANT to be represented by this monstrosity
It's hard to describe Autogyno sexuality.

When looking at yourself, you see more prominently the feminine traits, and these blur or blind you to the masculine ones aside from the parts you like. Or maybe the appeal to you is the clashing of masculine and feminine traits, whether you think it's humiliating (and you have an embarrassment kink) or actually, truly sexy. And sometimes it's plain old faceblindness. You end up applying this to other members of the group too, thus getting genuinely attracted to other men in pseudobisexuality. It blows for those who are attracted to the face but then look down and realize they're purely limp to dick and can only get hard and have sex with true and honest pussy (it is also hilarious).


Basically, what's alien to people like us is sexy to the troon lobby, and even if it isn't, you HAVE to give asspats to be a good trans person or trans ally.
 
The trans flag eyeliner is proof this is for attention. I'm not quoting any of the posts with it because you lot are generally okay and I don't want to force you to look at it any longer than you would have to.

Anyway, there's a theory I want to share with you lot. I hear a few of you doubt Jim has sex. But I disagree. Jim along with his roommates and neighbors (that's what polygamy is: roommates and neighbors you have sex with) are way too degenerate to never do it, if you will. But ya know what? I think he doesn't talk about it because it's not good sex. Think about it? Wouldn't that add up for him? I can see Jim feeling the need to brag about having sex with so many people, but since no one involved really love each but are instead just horny middle-aged men trying to make up for the high school mistakes they never made, none of it really sticks in their mind after it happens. It's not that I want to know any of this, it's that Jim literally posted himself covered in a man's semen on Twitter to prove how degenerate he was, described fellatio in great detail on YouTube to own the men who didn't like playing as women, accepted a virtual hand job on YouTube (I hate how long this run-on sentence is going for subject matter alone and I want to vomit), and has several videos showing of his sex toys without a hint of irony. I refuse the believe a man this desperate wouldn't jump at the chance to have sex with equally desperate people. But suddenly drawing the line at what you do and just vaguely alluding to it because you didn't actually enjoy it? Either Jim's sense of privacy is really strange, or he draws the line at whatever can earn him points online (and not enjoying LGTB sex is a fast way to lose all brownie points ASAP).

It's probably Capitalism's fault.
 
This is a new one Jim, no longer are you 'non-binary transfem' but simply trying to look like a troon? All but admitting publically you've got AGP.
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>"Always interesting to be told I don’t “pass” when I’m not even trying to hide my transness".
>"All they’re doing is saying I look trans which… thanks, that’s the look I’m going for."
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Whatever you say, genderblob.

Jim must be mixing copium in with his HRT. 90% of tweets are just him seething about people pointing out that he's an eyesore.
 
This is a new one Jim, no longer are you 'non-binary transfem' but simply trying to look like a troon? All but admitting publically you've got AGP.
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He probably needs to explain what the look he's going for actually is before anyone gets whether or not he's achieving it. He can't because whatever he says will upset some part of the cult, not that he'd actually be overtly punished for it but some would start to whisper that he was a fascist.
 
Are you tired of Jim Sterling's formula?
Are you sick of sitting through 20 minutes of content for a point that we could tell you in 3 minutes?
Are you outright done with the same 4 talking points week after week?
Do you think Jim is/was capable of making good points but his repetition results in the many points you'd agree with becoming apathetic white noise from an over-privileged fat man?
If you said yes to any of these, then don't worry.

Gloria From Pokemon Sword (and Shield) Presents:
THE PRE-JIM JIMQUISITION
with your host: not Jim Sterling
Today's Predictive Topic: NFTs Are Gambling

Hardly a bold statement, huh? But it's true. NFT's are gambling in the eyes of a sane man. When someone buys an NFT, it is solely with the hopes of it eventually having more value so they can sell it. Any attempts to give them purpose (like with video games) tend to fail because the appeal to most block-chain-bros is how unregulated and decentralized it is, but functionality on any massive scale requires centralization. Oh what a whacky farce this has turned out to be.

However, what about the other angle? How many gaming companies has gone whole-hog on NFTs? Square Enix literally sold off their western IPs just to go all in on this trend... that is already dying from lack of stability. I hope it was worth selling Lara Croft (one of the few good action female characters), Hitman (one of the few creative mission-based series) and Deus-Ex (one of the few series to get away with larger commentary) for something you only know about because of press reports and SEO.

That's the actual reason NFTs are gambling. Every business choice is a risk, but there's always unforeseen outcomes or chances for things to go south. But you know what separates gambling from risk taking? Failure, or rather the inevitability of it. You can always take a risk and in theory always come out on top. If you gamble long enough, you'll eventually lose. And with NFTs, it always ends in a loser. There's the actual point of them as we see them: sell them off for a profit through fear of missing out, but once no one is willing to pay for what the price increase would be, the owner has lost.

Ubisoft lost simply by playing the game, because no one wanted their little trinkets. Took forever to unlock, and was too centralized to a single game for it to work. Ubisoft couldn't get anyone to find value in them, so they ended up losing. And now their NFT plans appear to be on hold. There's something to be noted here: unlike whaling through microtransactions, NFTs have the unique problem of relying on whale-to-whale combat, if you will. You can sell overpriced Microtransaction and it only takes a key set of people with more dollars than sense to make it work. But with NFTs, you have to limit how many you sell, and you only get a portion of future sales (if that). I think most NFT projects, since profit is clearly the only motivator, would be better of being egregious micro-transaction games on mobile devices and PC instead of these NFT plots. After all, micro transactions have no upper limits. The only real appeal NFTs have from a company standpoint is the lack of a start-up cost.

So, based on what companies are both willing to say and legally required to publicly reveal to investors, it would appear NFTs are something you need to devote a lot of time into (undermining the idea of the low start-up cost), don't work with gaming beyond what digital stores already do (anyone wanting them to work across all games has a Theranos level of lacking in common sense), have a reasonable chance at failure right from the get-go (Ubisoft is down! Everybody, point and laugh!) and may very well have a lower profit margin than the evil-but-integrated mobile market.

I guess it's a case of seeing a few people making millions, so naturally a company should be able to make billions, right?


…Right?

I thought I'd try something a little fun. Just a quick bit where I try to make a shorter, better Jimquisition before our boy Jim released his. My do this from time to time if people are interested.
 
However, what about the other angle? How many gaming companies has gone whole-hog on NFTs? Square Enix literally sold off their western IPs just to go all in on this trend... that is already dying from lack of stability. I hope it was worth selling Lara Croft (one of the few good action female characters), Hitman (one of the few creative mission-based series) and Deus-Ex (one of the few series to get away with larger commentary) for something you only know about because of press reports and SEO.
Great read overall even though Square Enix already lost Hitman when IOI Interactive (The developers behind Hitman) left Square Enix in 2017.
 
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