Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[SeniorFuckFace]

twerking

lol, wot?

 

[JustSomeDong]

The soopersekrit criminal cyberstalking organization's main server is 127.0.0.1! Light 'em up, Fatty!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Patrick my IP is 192.168.1.1, come find me you fat faggot.

My IP is 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719.

Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

My IP is 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719.

Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

I'm sick and tired of playing nice with a bunch of niggers who'll jerk themselves raw over being Frank Castle and hurl around fighting words without backing them up. It's a fucking LARP indulged in by people who'd probably cry if they ever got punched.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sick and tired of playing nice with a bunch of niggers who'll jerk themselves raw over being Frank Castle and hurl around fighting words without backing them up. It's a fucking LARP indulged in by people who'd probably cry if they ever got punched.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Pretty hurtful, man.

 

[Meriasek]

My IP is 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719.

Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Fatrick doesn't have any friends.
Are Order 66s by the Pisslord still a thing, btw? The combined onslaught of the rascals and the minions of the Pisslord would be positively sickening, pissening.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Stephen King is a lolcow, but he gives good advice to aspiring writers: “Kill your babies.” Meaning remove the lines you think are clever or brilliant if they don’t move the narrative forward. Patrick is so enamored with himself that I wouldn’t be shocked if he never gets beyond writing a rough draft. “When I went to edit it, I found that there were no mistakes to correct or changes to make, child. I’m sorry you’re stupid.”

Exclusive Interview: "In The Black" Author Patrick S. Tomlinson ... .

Exclusive Interview: "In The Black" Author Patrick S. Tomlinson \ In which he discusses the first book in his new military sci-fi series.

paulsemel.com

Earlier I asked if In The Black had been influenced by any movies, TV shows, or games. But has there been any interest yet in adapting In The Black into a movie, show, or game?

Not yet, but a book usually has to be out for a little while before there’s any nibbles on the adaptation front.

If it was going to happen, do you have a preference as to what form it takes?

I’m a big movie buff, but the experience of writing the screenplay adaptation of my debut novel, The Ark, was an eye-opening experience when it came to the difficulty of cramming an entire book into 2 hours of screen time. In The Black is pretty dense, and with three converging POV characters and plot threads, there’s not much fat to cut and still be able to tell the tale. I’d love to see it adapted into a 6-8-episode limited series for Netflix, Amazon, or one of the other streaming services.

And do you have any thoughts on casting?

OMG, give [The Expanse‘s] Shohreh Aghdashloo the Captain’s chair. She has the right heritage, she’s the right age, and she definitely has the right attitude to play Susan. That would be my dream casting.

Yeah, he thinks he can issue demands to Netflix and Amazon that if they're going to adapt his novel, they can't cut anything out. Every scene, every sentence is perfect as is written on the page.

This is a shitty book he wrote while drunk, the only people that are aware it exists are his twitter ballwashers and his haters. Yet he still fantasizes about having the upper hand against Netflix, that he'll walk away from negotiations if they dare to insult him by wanting a 2-hour movie. He'll also be casting director.

The execs at Netflix sheepishly look at each other, knowing they can't let this slip through their hands and give Bezos a project this promising. Once again, Patrick Tomlinson holds all the cards. Now it's time to start discussing his salary.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What ever happened to that “screenplay adaptation” he claims to have authored? Nobody wanted it, did they?

All of his books have been out for a long time. I’d love him to start blathering about the avalanche of “nibbles” he’s had to handle.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Fatrick doesn't have any friends.
Are Order 66s by the Pisslord still a thing, btw? The combined onslaught of the rascals and the minions of the Pisslord would be positively sickening, pissening.

By pisslord I'm assuming you're not talking about professional radioman Dennis Falcone

 

[Meriasek]

By pisslord I'm assuming you're not talking about professional radioman Dennis Falcone

I'm talking about the one and only Dark Lord of the Sith, Jason Genova.

 

[r00]

Exclusive Interview: "In The Black" Author Patrick S. Tomlinson ... .

Exclusive Interview: "In The Black" Author Patrick S. Tomlinson \ In which he discusses the first book in his new military sci-fi series.

paulsemel.com

Great big fat movie buff. He thinks Hook is the best film ever made, and the most in depth analysis he's given on a movie is "I cried and cheered in the important places". He is such a worthless piece of shit. He consumes nothing but commercial slop designed to get fat idiots to part with their money, and has the balls to say that makes him a film buff.
Patrick really doesn't seem to have many actual interests. He allegedly builds models, but they take years at a time. He says he reads (although never anything twice, which is an insanely fucking airheaded thing to brag about for a reader, let alone an author) but he almost never talks about books, especially not contemporary books. He will occasionally comment on current blockbuster movies, but only ever ones that are already doing very well. He says he likes music, but he actually only loves Foo Fighters and thinks Wolfmother were underground geniuses that everybody somehow missed. The capeshit he likes is always mainstream garbage marketed to children, and I've never once seen him talking about comics.
Basically he only really seems to have any genuine interest in Star Wars and being a cunt on twitter.

And have there ever been any topics that Patrick has admitted he doesnt know shit about?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Exclusive Interview: "In The Black" Author Patrick S. Tomlinson ... .

Exclusive Interview: "In The Black" Author Patrick S. Tomlinson \ In which he discusses the first book in his new military sci-fi series.

paulsemel.com

Yeah, he thinks he can issue demands to Netflix and Amazon that if they're going to adapt his novel, they can't cut anything out. Every scene, every sentence is perfect as is written on the page.

This is a shitty book he wrote while drunk, the only people that are aware it exists are his twitter ballwashers and his haters. Yet he still fantasizes about having the upper hand against Netflix, that he'll walk away from negotiations if they dare to insult him by wanting a 2-hour movie. He'll also be casting director.

The execs at Netflix sheepishly look at each other, knowing they can't let this slip through their hands and give Bezos a project this promising. Once again, Patrick Tomlinson holds all the cards. Now it's time to start discussing his salary.

I can't wait for Dragon Ball syndrome to apply and have entire chapters go by where nothing happens.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

What ever happened to that “screenplay adaptation” he claims to have authored? Nobody wanted it, did they?

All of his books have been out for a long time. I’d love him to start blathering about the avalanche of “nibbles” he’s had to handle.

Hollywood Tomlinson was last working on a historical drama that took place on a submarine. He got a bad coverage report, which is basically when producers make gophers read a script and write a little report on if the script is any good. He made a coping tweet about how it was still a really good screenplay it just needed a few minor tweaks.

It hasn't been mentioned again, 100% of his writing is devoted to Christmas Carnage. A shitty Dickens fanfic that zero publishing companies have shown any interest in. He simply needs to be drunk at Hooligans in order to access his creative side, so figure a $30-50 bar bill for every 5 pages or so. He still owes Quasi $37,000 and people think he might be on yet another vacation right now, because his tweeting dips when he goes on vacation. Where in the world is Cartman Sandiego?

 

[JJLiautaud]

Hollywood Tomlinson was last working on a historical drama that took place on a submarine. He got a bad coverage report, which is basically when producers make gophers read a script and write a little report on if the script is any good. He made a coping tweet about how it was still a really good screenplay it just needed a few minor tweaks.

It hasn't been mentioned again, 100% of his writing is devoted to Christmas Carnage. A shitty Dickens fanfic that zero publishing companies have shown any interest in. He simply needs to be drunk at Hooligans in order to access his creative side, so figure a $30-50 bar bill for every 5 pages or so. He still owes Quasi $37,000 and people think he might be on yet another vacation right now, because his tweeting dips when he goes on vacation. Where in the world is Cartman Sandiego?

Im shocked they let him fly, you know with him being a greasey pile of human shit the smell alone should get him banned let alone the fire hazard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He got a bad coverage report

Wait, he admitted to this? (BTW it’s not all gophers giving notes on scripts. But with something as low-value as a Pat screenplay, I’d bet TPTB gave his script to their kids’ babysitters and random gas station attendants for review.)

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Wait, he admitted to this? (BTW it’s not all gophers giving notes on scripts. But with something as low-value as a Pat screenplay, I’d bet TPTB gave his script to their kids’ babysitters and random gas station attendants for review.)

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1416101608912531457

I guess technically he didn't admit to getting bad coverage. Generally though if you get good coverage, you don't need to cope and tell your followers that it was a really really good rough draft.

 

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Basically he only really seems to have any genuine interest in Star Wars and being a cunt on twitter.

His interest in Star Wars is as surface level as everything else he supposedly enjoys. He praises the original trilogy and the Disney sequels and I think he's mentioned the Disney Star Wars TV shows a few times, but he never mentions the EU, be it the old EU or the Disney Star Wars EU. I know he sometimes orbits Chuck Wendig, but how much does he praise Wendig's horrible Star Wars books? He's not like the true Star Wars spergs, be it the Fandom Menace types or the hardcore Disney Star Wars fanboys.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1416101608912531457

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I guess technically he didn't admit to getting bad coverage. Generally though if you get good coverage, you don't need to cope and tell your followers that it was a really really good rough draft.

He must have been so disappointed when nobody thought his recent LA trip might have been work-related. It just goes without saying that this rank amateur will never find any success anywhere.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

His interest in Star Wars is as surface level as everything else he supposedly enjoys. He praises the original trilogy and the Disney sequels and I think he's mentioned the Disney Star Wars TV shows a few times, but he never mentions the EU, be it the old EU or the Disney Star Wars EU. I know he sometimes orbits Chuck Wendig, but how much does he praise Wendig's horrible Star Wars books? He's not like the true Star Wars spergs, be it the Fandom Menace types or the hardcore Disney Star Wars fanboys.

I think his interest in anything is directly proportional to how much twitter attention it nets him. he is like a teenage girl. I remember when EA's lame xwing v. tie fighter came out he was a huge fan of the original... has never mentioned any flight sim or vidya since afaik. which is 1 small nitpick but when he pretends to be expect of the minute in your hobby or profession it stands out.